Sunday, April 23, 2006

hey guys how r u im 2 tired 2 write a dcent part2 mt=y story rite now so ill do it 2marrow hopefully ok
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Saturday, April 22, 2006

im finally gunna start writing again i posted the whole thing just in case uve forgotten


werewolf
prologue
it was a bright sunny day, the sunlight gleamed on the bluish green water as it parted to allow its master access to the treasure it held. "I can't wait until this gold is in my hands" a high pitched voice screeched with a tone highly influenced by an irish accent. In his delight he forgot about keeping the twin mountains of water from crashing down upon him. the water raced towards him but with his powerful magic he put a circular barrier between him and the water. He scolded himself for being so careless. He cast anotheer powerful spell and the water parted again, this time he didn't think about anything but the water. Finally he saw what he was looking for if it had been any other kind of treasure he wouldnt of made a mistake but this was gold and he was leperchaun so he ran as fast as he could toward it. "It's all mine," he shouted but he had forgottn about the water. It came crashing down on him and he was pumeled into the sandy rock next to his treasure. He cast a preserver spell s that some day some person or spirit may find hima n he could live on for he was a coward.

1000 years later
"Where am I... wait im alive the preserver spell must of worked."
"Of course it did mister lep oh and if you still wanna know where you are we are on our way to japan it's the best portal to the 7nth plane you know."
"Your a human how do you know about the 7nth plane unless... oh shit your not a human tour a a w w w."
"Why so scared i bet you could easily overpower me according to this" holds up a book by a Patrick E. lep.
"Please don't kill me the other lerechans forced me to write it i didnt wa," he's cut off "Dont lie to me peice of shit you would condemn your whole species just to save your own ass but don't worry as you know being a werewolf i am almost invincible but i can't use magisc that's where you come in."
"What do you want" the leprechaun says as he thinks i'll blow this boat to peices then escape.
"I see that glint in your eye your planning an escape well it wont work you would be dead before you could even utter the smallest spell so tough luck now will you help me or do i have to dump this chest i found next to your body" the werewolf growled as his fingernails grew.


"nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i'll do anything just don't dump the treasure."
The werewolf takes out one gold coin and flips into the waaer and the leperchaun actually starts weeping and then he tries to jump after it but the werewolf catches him and brings him close and bit the leperchaun on the leg so that he wouldnt be able to get up for awhile. The leperchaun howls in pain, the were wolf takes him below deck and slaps sending him sailing across the room. "shut the fuck up with all your screaming."
The leperchaun would've started screaming louder had he not become fixated on a doorknob made of gold.
"pathetic little beast i can't believe i need his help."
the werewolf went back up top and closed the door.
The leperchaun sat entranced by the doorknob when he heard a voice behind him it was a small, frail, shaky voice.
"wh who are you sir."
The leperchaun turned and saw the embodiment of all thing pure it was girl maybe a 2 3 inches taller than him probly only 6 7 years old. But the leperchaun was opposite of the girl he was very impure and his next action were proof. In his sweetest voice the leperchaun said "come here girl its alright im a friend."
Foolish and trusting she comes forward towards him when she's at arms length he grabs her by her shoulder and throws her on the ground. She screams out the word "daddy and a huge hairy figure immediatly crashes down leaving a hole in the ceiling.
the leperchaun surprised backs up. The figure says "daddy's here Ellie go up top for a minute ok"
"Yes Daddy." Said Ellie
As soon as she was gone from sight the werewolf bounded over toward the leperchaun.
The leperchaun whispered spell and a red beam shot from his mouth towardthe werewolf.
The werewolf simply kept coming the beam not enen phasing him. The leperchaun cursed ander his breath then right before the angry werewolf was upon him he cast a defensive spell and ran but the door with the gold doorknog barred his way he tried to open but before he could even start to twist he felt an excruciating pain on his back. He felt hot blood gushing from four very deep caw marks in his bark. Next he felt hot minty fresh breath on his shoulder then the teeth plunged into his shoulder. Hewas wrenched from the door and launched to the other side and crashed into the wall."none messes my family especially not my daughter, i bet you wish i would kill you already well to bad i will torture you until you scream like a new born baby and even then i wont stop,you'll die when your body has passed its limit and then i shall leave your body for the birds."
The werewolf jumps forward and stabs the leperchaun (patrick) in the stomach with his claws. Then he bandages him up to stop blood loss. Then he picks patrick up and slams him into the wall making a huge hole. He drops the body to the ground and stomps on one of the legs. The leg makes a satisfactory crack then he picks the body up and beaks allof the ribs, the owner lets out cry full of pain. Then he is thrown back to the floor and his arm snaps. He passes out in pain. The werewolf (his name is whitefang) says that he'll finish when the wretch wakes up. Whitefang doesn't want to alarm his daughter so he jumps out of the hole he made and washes the blood out of his fur. Then he goes back through the hole and goes uptop.
An hour later Whitefang comes back down and sees that Patrick has died while he was gone the smell was terrible. Whitefang pulled ou a tarp and laid it over body helping with the smell a little bit. Then he hears a voice from the corner "Can i eat it brother please."
"No Blacktooth, Go upstairs with your neice." Another werewolf slightls bigger than his brother but a little weaker stepped from the shadows.
"Where is the girl" a deep (The Crinson King) voice yelled.
"S s s sir i th th think shhhhhhhhhh she g g got away" said a tiny trembling voice.
"What did you say and this time don't whisper i will kill you impudent imp."
"I said that she escaped sir" the voice almost screamed.
The The Crimson King's nails dug into the arms of his throne. "Leave me now or you'll die."
*How could i let this happen* his nails go farther into the arms until they simply break off. *I'm gonna kill those guards* For the first time in a century The Crimson King stood up and for a moment everything in every dimension stopped from the terribel power of the The Crimson King. After everything started again natural disasters and chaos was everywhere in the universe. The Crimson King went to his door and went down the dungeons of his palace. The guards saw their master coming and tried to hide for even the bravest of warriors had been able to stop from cowering in the presence of The Crimson King. "You filthy peices of shit let that escape and you shall die now and rest assured that you are going to hell."
"Please master don't kill us we won't let it happen again."
"Please master don't kill us we won't let it hapen again."
"Very well i won't kill you" "Thank you master" "But being the master of hell i shall send you there for awhile."
Before they could say anything they were gone burning in hell.
The crimson king went back to his throne room and sat down in his throne. He started 2 fall back to sleep but then he heard a commotion right outside of his door. The door burst open and one of his demons was there a scimatar protruding from his stomach. The life was leaving his eyes then the scimatar was removed and he collapsed.
The crimson king bellowed "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS."
To his surprise a human walked into the throne room.
"Who are you boy."
The boy says "I am your death, these blades will slay you.
The Crimson King laughed so hard he almost falled out of his throne.
The boy ran towards him and plunged his swords into into a place where on a human a belly button wold be, but on the Crimson King there was a series of scratches his only vulnerable spot.
He howled in pain and grabbed the boy and flung him across room.
hope u enjoy it
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Friday, April 21, 2006

the most interesting that happened 2day was i met a princess from west africa

do not watch the vid blow if u dont like dave chappelle's comedy also dont watch it if u dont wanna c a video of sum1 making fun of rkelly by singing a pissing song


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Thursday, April 20, 2006

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Monday, April 17, 2006

dum de dum so bored
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Sunday, April 16, 2006

HAPPYY EASTER EVERYONE
This one is a easter tribute
very badly written the best i could do rite now tho sorry

There was a rabbit hopping along , a mutated huge happy friendly rabbit with a basket.
"Stupi easter bunny always doing this nice stuff for humans I WANT ALL THE CREDIT, wait a minute im a rabbit demon so that means im a giant rabbit 2."
narrator: well that stupid ol rabbit demon attacked the easter bunny and stole his basket
knock knock
a little kid answers the door hoping that its the easter bunny
little kid:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its a monster a horribly ugly monster
rabbit demon:but im the easter bunny
narrator:that ugly rabbit smiled a big toothy smile and the little boy dropped dead in fright

the rabbit demon looks around and and runs off
rabbit demon *george*:whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
he said im ugly *sniffle*
the real easter bunny comes up
Easter bunny*mitchel*:gimme back those eggs that i rightfully stole from kmart
george:here t t take em whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mitchel: uhhhhhh ummmmmm you can have em
George:*sniffle* really
mitchel in soothing voice:of course

the end
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Saturday, April 15, 2006

a video of family guy 2 the mortal kombat song


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Friday, April 14, 2006

   im going hurt my sister so bad
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Thursday, April 13, 2006

no skool 2marrow for me
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

it was worse than usual at skool this week cause i couldnt c the bored but 2day i get glasses i did hav contacts but i decided that i wanted glasses back
for sum raison 2day i remmembered sumfin when i was talking 2 my friend well neway i remembered a time when my friend william punched the assistant (emphasis o the ass part)in the face for calling him nig***
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