Monday, June 27, 2005

   fan fic time (oh gr8)
Mood: Hyper and bored
Music: All the Ayumi Hamasaki songs

(my friend steph called jakotsu a girl with man-hands lololz) Well, your right Natsu. Well i would think he is gay since hes been around guys fer so long and Jakotsu being gay and all....but i can go for some yaoi ~_^ lolz. Well I'm posting the first part of my fan fic. its not that good. Since the part i posted didn't really get anywhere lolz, you don't have to read it if you don't want to. Its a Sesshomaru to Bankotsu fan fic. I wrote it when i liked Sesshomaru but it got so long that I couldn't just change it all. Well anyways. here it is-

(It has weird symbols becuz it's supposed to be like the quote things when you talk, I'm copying and pasting so yeah, excuse that....)

A Feudal Fairytale: Journey to the past Chapter 1 (Online Conversation) Shipposgurl423: Omg, I hate my mom! SesshiesBabyGurl: I hate my step-dad! If only we could go to feudal era of japan and leave this hell-hole for good! I would give anything to go there and see my Sesshy ^^ Shipposgurl423: Me too! I just love Shippo and I hate my family! Shippo is just a lil cutie! SesshiesBabyGurl: Sesshy’s my man, but we have only one prob - no PORTAL!!! Shipposgurl423: Ahh, but we do. Its in my closet! SesshiesBabyGurl: Ahh, but you wish! Shipposgurl423: I seriously do SesshiesBabyGurl: I would make-out with Naraku if I could get the hell outta here and go to feudal japan! Shipposgurl423: ME TOO!!! SesshiesBabyGurl: Awww, man! I can’t stand it here and I love sesshy...but he’s not real *tear* Shipposgurl423: Shippo’s not either *tear tear* Shipposgurl423:But hey, how about you come to stay the nite to stop the tears! You know you love it over here?! SesshiesBabyGurl: One word-FOOD! Shipposgurl423:...And the portal in my closet! SesshiesBabyGurl: In your dreams! We have to live with our gay lives... Shipposgurl423: So are you gonna come over? SesshiesBabyGurl: Sure, I’ll be there in few, bye. Shipposgurl423: bye When I arrived at Steph’s, we did the same old things we always did - went on the computer and ate. We took some quizzes on quizilla.com and memegen.net. We ate some meatballs smothered in some gravy with some cheesy potatoes on the side. We were bored and spoke of how we wanted to get outta here so bad. "Man, I need to get outta here!” said Steph. “We both need too! I want to see Sesshy soooo bad!” I said. I sat at the computer while Steph laid on her bed. It was dark outside and it was Christmas vacation, which meant no school for two whole weeks, but we had about one week before school started again. It was around 9:43 p.m. when we heard something in her closet. “What the hell was that?!” yelled Steph. “I don’t know, but I can’t wait to find out!” I yelled. It had sounded like the board in her wall had fallen. We never looked beyond the board because we didn’t know what was in there, and we didn’t want to know. I walked slowly to the door while Steph was hiding under her blankets. I slowly reached the handle when it started to turn. “Holy shit hell!” I yelled as I ran backwards. I bumped into the wall and Steph started to scream. The door slowly opened. Steph only continued to scream. When it opened a mere bit I could see who it was. It made me want to faint. I yelled “Shut the hell up, Steph!” Steph stopped screaming and said “Who is it? What is it!?” “Look for yourself...” She peeked out from under the blankets and seen who it was. She started to scream again and said “Omfg, it’s a....BABOON!” “Steph...you are so stupid! Its Naraku, you bitch!” “Oh...” He only stood there. I had to speak up or we would be standing like that forever “What the hell do you want?” I only heard him smirk. Steph looked frozen she was so pale, but it didn’t come to mind till I remembered about what I said online : SesshiesBabyGurl: I would make-out with Naraku if I could get the hell outta here and go to feudal japan! It was all so clear now, what I said...was going to come true! “But I was being sarcastic!” I yelled. Steph looked at me as if I’ve done too much crack. Naraku smirked again. Steph was unable to speak and I only thought about what was going to happen, to not only me - but to US! I stood still against the wall and I couldn’t tell where Naraku was looking because the mask was covering his face. I walked towards Steph, making sure not to take my eye off Naraku. I quickly grabbed Steph’s hand and dragged her out her door into the living room. We ran all of the way into her mom’s bedroom and locked the door. Steph was still in shock and would not move. I slapped her and yelled “Stop acting like its fucking dream! Naraku’s here and I’m already regretting what I FUCKING SAID!!!!” Steph looked at me slowly and said “What are you talking about? Lets get this fucking done and over with! I WANT TO SEE SHIPPOOOOO!!!!" I watched her in weirdness as she walked out of the bedroom. I followed her slowly back to her room. When we reached the door, we walked in and he still stood there. He spoke, “Your wish is going to be granted, but first give me what you promised.” “I may have said that but I was only being SARCASTIC!” “You sounded like you meant it, and I’m going to keep it that you did. So I would like what you both promised me.” I stood there like a rock while Steph was just going to let him do that. I had to think quickly, quickly! But what! Then I thought it “Look over there! Michael Jackson!” Naraku looked in that direction while I grabbed Steph’s hand and ran past Naraku, into the closet, and into the darkness of the hole in the closet wall. It was dark for a long time until I fell into a hole, dragging Steph along with me. It was dark and then it became a blue color with (what it looked like) stars. Me and Steph were to shocked to realize that we were going into the Feudal Era. Once we landed into the well, we looked up. We looked at our selves in astonishment. “I may be wrong but Steph...we’re not in Braidwood anymore...” “Bitchin’...” said Steph as we examined ourselves. Our bodies have become anime and we looked above to the sky. The sun was rising. We looked at each other and squeeled with excitment.. We managed to climb the vines that surrounded the walls of the well. Once we made it up we looked around. Forests and grasses surrounded the well. We stood to our feet and we began to walk. “Kristin, since you know more about this place than me, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING??” “I don’t know, but we have to find Inuyasha and Kagome. That’s first. But we have to use our Japanese names, okay?” “Okay. So I’m Yoko?” “Yes, and I’m Kurayami. We’re good to go.” We took a deep breathe and took a step at the same time...only to fall into a hole. “Holy shit, what happened.!?” we dusted ourselves off and we heard “Look! We caught something!” “What the hell?” said Yoko. Then we seen people surround the hole. “Look! Its demons!” “Demons? What the hell?” The people pointed and stared and started to yell. I became frustrated and yelled “We’re not demons! Now help us get the hell out of here!” “Your not demons?” “No!” Then I heard Yoko yell “Help! Get this fucking rock off my head!” “Yoko...your hopeless...” I got the rock off her head and started to yell “Well, are you gonna help us!” Then we seen all of the people start to scream and run. “Oh thanx for the help!” I started to yell. Then I seen Kagome look down in the hole and yell “Inuyasha! Down here!” Then we seen Inuyasha jump down into the hole. Me and Yoko stood frozen for a few minutes until Inuyasha yelled “Well, are you gonna get on my back or stay down here!?” “Oh, yeah, right.” I said. Me and Yoko got onto his back and jumped out from the hole. Chapter 2 When we got out, we got off and sat on the ground. Kagome looked at us and said “Hello there.” “Uhhh....hi” we said. “Well, whats you guy’s name?” “I’m Yoko” “and I’m Kurayami” “I’m Kagome and this is Inuyasha. What’s odd about you two is, well, you are dressed like the people from my era. Where are you guys from?” “America,” we spoke. “Where the hell is that?” said Inuyasha. “It’s a country.” Yoko said. “Anyway, do you have somewhere to go?” “Ummm...not really....” I said “Omigod, Kagome! I seen a baboon! And he didn’t look to friendly...” Yoko turned to me “do you think it escaped from the zoo?” Yoko had a surprised face on and I just looked at her while thinking *It was Naraku, you idiot!!!* Kagome had a worried face on and said “What did this baboon look like?” Kagome saying that caught Inuyasha’s attention and he walked up by Kagome’s side and said “What baboon?” “The one that came out of my closet silly!” said Yoko smiling, “I think it escaped from the zoo!” “...and it ended up in your...closet?” “Well, you can find pretty much anything in there! And now look what we found! A portal to Feu-“ I put my hand over Yoko’s mouth and said “Don’t mind my friend, she’s just a little tired and hungry. She does that when she is.” Kagome still looked worried “Describe this baboon that came...out of your...closet.” I made sure that Yoko didn’t say anything stupid to give away any info about us. “Well, it was furry...and white...and it had human hands....and I’m telling you! IT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO!” “Shut-up Yoko” and I hit her on the head and she fell to the ground. Then she said “Wow, these blades of grass can talk! ‘Hello billy! And whose your friends?’” “Don’t mind her, she’s hungry.” “Speaking of hungry, we need to get back for dinner. Would you two like to join us since you have no where to go?” “I guess, what is there to eat?” “Some fried fish, and since you are from my time, you can have some ramen. Inuyasha, don’t say a word!” “But Kagome! I want it!” “Sit!” Me and Yoko never seen Inuyasha fall to the ground in person, so of coarse we started to laugh at him. We followed Kagome to a village and to Kaede’s hut. We entered it and sat down. We just couldn’t believe we were in the Feudal era. It was so amazing it couldn’t be true. We sat around a fire as everyone around us was staring. Then Yoko spoke “I’m Yoko, who are you people?” “This is Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kilala.” I merely just waved at them. I was still in shock of what was happening at that moment. But for Yoko, she was a little too happy. *I guess I’m the only sane one here* I thought to myself. Kaede sat down and spoke to us. “So how did ye get here, for you only mortals.” “Well, ummm-” “A Baboon escaped from the zoo and ended up in my closet and we ran from it and-“ I put my hand over her mouth once more and said “will you shut-up!” “You never really did explain the baboon.” said Kagome, “and I doubt a baboon would escape from the zoo and end up in your closet.” “Well, it could speak and it wasn’t really a baboon. More like it was a human wearing a baboon costume. It was a man with a dark deep voice.” “Naraku,” said Inuyasha. “Ooooooo, Narakukuku!!” said Yoko. I was frustrated already, “WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!” “Ooooo, Kurayami mad at Yoko?” said Yoko, “YES I AM!” “Oh, no your not! Your just pms-ing!” said Yoko with a smile. “I would have killed you already if I was pms-ing!” I said. Everyone starred at us. “Oh, I’m sorry, she’s just hungry and tired and its been a long day!” I said with a fake smile. Kagome made us some ramen and we ate it with joy for the fact Inuyasha was jealous that Kagome gave us it. After eating the ramen, Kaede took us to a hot spring and told us to bathe our selves. She gave us new kimono’s to wear. “Omg! My very own kimono!” We looked around (just to make sure Miroku wasn’t watching, that lecherous monk) We undressed ourselves and sunk into the hot spring. The bath felt unusual. Very unusual. When we were done, there was also something unusual...with Yoko! “OMFG! You gotta.....tail!?” “Omg, I’m a....I’m a....kitsune! OH YAY!” “Yeah, you’re what you wanted to be, but what about me! I have nothing! But why did this happen when we took a bath?!” We quickly dressed ourselves into the kimono’s and Yoko squealed, “What!?” “LEAVES! AND TOYS! IN MY POCKET! YEAH! SCORE!” “My kimono is so cool! I’m going to live here forever!” I said. “Are you guys done yet?!” yelled Kagome. I yelled “Uhhh, Kagome. Look what happened to Yoko...” Kagome stepped out from behind the bushes and said “Omigod! You’re a....you’re a....kitsune!? But how could this be!?” “Well, you’ve gotta admit - the tail’s cute!” said Yoko. We all walked back to the hut when Kagome asked , “What happened to you?” “I actually don’t know. Give me a bow and arrow.” Kagome handed me a bow and arrow and I aimed it towards a tree. Being sure to keep it steady I shot it. But nothing happened, “Oh, never mind.” *I thought that I would have surely had my spirit arrows. I don’t understand. Oh well* I thought. We made it back and everyone stared at us, not at me - but mostly at Yoko. They were so amazed at her tail and the toys and the magic leaves that appeared in her pocket. The second kaede saw the toys she called for Shippo. I heard her say “Shippo for some strange reason Yoko is a kitsune now and I’m going to have you teach her how to use her new powers until I figure out what caused this to happen.” So I went and watched while Shippo went with Yoko and I saw both of them become very overly cheerful and very excited . He went close to her face to face and helped her with the changing leaves and he looked into her eyes and he blushed wildly and he turned away and I said to myself * I think they would be cute if they went out* hehe I laughed to myself. After their little lesson and they were done flirting Yoko came back over to me and looked very flushed and she said “ Omfg he is so cute” and I saw a dreamy look come over her face. It was kinda cute. Just then I saw Shippo over by kagome and I heard him say “She is so cute and friendly she is the only kitsune I have ever seen and she is beautiful.” I turned to Yoko and said, “maybe you should go talk to him I think he likes you too.” She looked up at me with a huge smile and said “do you really think so?” I just looked at her and nodded. She looked like she was gonna faint. “You really like him don’t you?” “Yea I do, I have always dreamed of being near him and he was right next to my face I was so nervous I don’t think I could even talk to him now.” You thought to your self. * I have to do something to get them together. *She has wanted this forever she is not gonna ruin it for herself by being to nervous I won’t stand for it.* Yoko just looked at Shippo and turned beat red., I chuckled. I looked at Yoko and said “You should probably talk to him? If your going to be too nervous - well, then your dream will never come true!” “But, Kurayami. I can’t...” “You can and you will! You’ve never been this shy around a cute guy, Yoko. You can do this.” “I....can?” “Yes you can! Just talk to him, be friends, and maybe more....” Yoko looked at me and said “You really think I can so this?” “I know you can, now go get ‘em!” “Okay then” she said as she took a deep breath and took one step at a time towards Shippo. I watched her as she took a step then another. I could tell she was more nervous than usual and she was trying furiously to hide her blush. *Yoko just better not mess this up by saying forks...she has a history of doing that. But it all works out* I thought with a smile. When Yoko finally reached Shippo, I watched the whole conversation go. After about ten minutes, Yoko came wobbling back with a dreamy smile upon her face but at the same time blushes filled her face. She stopped in front of me and I said “Let me guess - you said ‘forks’?” “Ummm, yes. But it all worked out fine. He asked me if I wanted to be his friend.” “Told ya. Its not that hard to talk to a guy-“ But my speaking was brought short by everyone racing out of the hut. “What the hell is happening?” I asked Kagome. She did not answer. Then out of no where- something came bounding after us with enormous speed. It was too much of a blur to tell what it was. I stood next to Kagome and Yoko held on to my leg with dear life. “What is that blur!?” yelled Yoko. “Sesshomaru,” We heard Inuyasha say. Then I thought *Thee Sesshomaru. Your kidding!? Omg, your not, are you!* I was so shocked that I could barely move and I was about to faint. Yoko looked up at me and said “your lover’s here!” She yelled it loud and practically everyone could hear it. I got frustrated and kneeled down “now, what did I say earlier?” “Uhhhh......baboon?” I ignored her and stood up. But once I did. Every single person was staring at me. Yoko looked up and said “oopsie...” I hit her on the head while everyone still looked at me. *whats my excuse now?* I thought. Inuyasha and Kagome looked at each other and then back at us. “Who are you!?” said Inuyasha. “Ummmmm......” I didn’t know what to think. I would have to tell them the truth. But how will they react!? I couldn’t tell them just yet. Not now. Everyone just stared at us and then the blur disappeared and a yelling came towards towards us “Lord Sesshomaru! Don’t leave me again!” We could see Jaken walking towards us then stopped several meters away. “Know what I’m thinking?” I said with an evil grin on my face. “Exactly,” said Yoko with the same evil grin on her face. We both walked towards him and then we stopped in front of him. “Yoko, would you like to do the honors?” “No, you can do it first.” I walked back some and ran after him then I stopped and thought *Wait, He can tell me where Sesshomaru is. This is my chance.* I walked towards him and picked Jaken up by then collar and said “I hate you, but I’m going to try and be nice for a change-“ but before I could finish, Yoko poked my leg and whispered “Look behind you.” The hairs on the back of my neck stood up and I turned pale. I turned my head around some and then I was looking into the most gorgeous golden eyes I’ve ever seen. I turned back around and we both turned pale and didn’t dare to move an inch. I then drop-kicked Jaken and he flew meters. Our backs were turned to Sesshomaru and the Inu gang. It became quiet for the longest time. “Yoko, is he still there?” “I don’t know, you turn around and see.” “No you” “No you” “Why don’t you both turn around and meet your demise.” We both turned pale and we both began to walk fast. Then Yoko began to run and scream, “I don’t want to die! Theres so many things I haven’t done yet! Ahhhhhhhhh!” “Yoko! Stop running! He’s not going to kill you!” then I mumbled, “at least not yet.” Then I thought it over and then I began to run. I caught up with Yoko, and then looked behind me. Sesshomaru was chasing after us. I grabbed Yoko and jumped out of the way. We laid on the ground and looked up. Sesshomaru stood several meters away. “Now die,” said Sesshomaru. Yoko began to scream as he came bounding towards us. I squeezed my eyes shut and put my hand up. All was quiet (except for Yoko’s screaming) Then she stopped. I opened my eyes to see Sesshomaru standing meters away and then I heard him say “A barrier of dark energy. Who is this girl.” I stood to my feet and then Yoko yelled happily “Yay! I’m not dead!” She hugged my leg and then she went up to the side of the barrier and poked it. “Ow, your barrier hurt my wittle finger..” and then she kissed her finger. Everyone starred at me.

Okay, so far the first part...
If its horrible, don't tell me lolz
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