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Sunday, August 20, 2006

   sesshomaru!






will i spent the night at inuyasha 939's kagome391(she is new so could some ppl help her out) was there we had a inuyasha marathon is was sooo fun.i will try to get to all of your site today.have a great day

you know you're obsessed with Sesshomaru when...
~You spend hours talking about Sesshomaru with your friends/family/random strangers at the mall (even though they don't know or care what you're talking about).
~You continue to talk on and on about Sesshomaru, even though your friends mock you and tell you to get a real life
~You carry pictures of Sesshomaru around with you wherever you go and try to pass him off as your boyfriend even though noone believes you if for no other reason than your real boyfriend is standing there telling everyone how sorry he is for your behavior and promising you'll never bother them again
~You openly admit that you're crazy about Sesshomaru.
~You try to copy Sesshomaru's fighting moves in the hallway at school but end up tripping over yourself and looking even more stupid than usual.
~You want to steal Sesshomaru's fluff so that he'll come looking for you.
~Your computer announces "Die Inuyasha" every time you turn it on.
~You buy this plastic piece of crap ninja sword at The Dollar Tree, call it Tensaiga and carry it around with you wherever you go. Whenever someone gets a papercut (or some other equally trivial injury) you proceed to "heal" it by hitting the unfortunate person repeatedly with your magic ~You think one-armed, fluff-carrying, eyeshadow-wearing guys with long white hair are unbelieveably hot.
~When your friend asks, "Did you see that really hot guy?" while at the mall you lie and say you did when you were actually looking in the other direction drooling over the new (outrageously expensive) Sesshomaru poster at Suncoast.
~You get insanely jealous when you hear that other girls also like Sesshomaru even though you know it's pointless to feel that way.
~You read this list, realize it all applies to you and smack yourself for being hopeless.


ways to annoy Sesshomaru
1. Dress him up like Inuyasha.
2. Poke him and run away.
3. Sing "Sesshomaru and (your name here) sitting in a tree..."
4. Say how great Inuyasha and the Tetsusaiga are together.
5. Play Truth or Dare and when he picks Truth ask him how he keeps his hair so shiny, soft and manageable.
6. Dress Jaken like Shippo.
7. Dress Rin like Kagome.
8. Practice the Windscar on him with a stick.
9. Put him in a baboon skin .
10. Constantly say how cute Inuyasha's ears are.
11. Ask him if he still has his severed arm.
12. Try on his fluff.
13. Take his clothes while he's bathing.
14. Play with his hair at the oddest times.
15. Pet his fluff and murmur "Fluuuuuffy" in his ear while he's sleeping.
16. Play house with Rin saying he's the daddy, you're the mommy, and Rin's the baby! Jaken is... er... the family bumpy thing.
17. Pester him about how deep down, he really likes Inuyasha.
18. Tell him to stop acting all proper-like.
19. Poke him when he's asleep.
20. Make him stand with an apple on his head and tell him you're trying to improve your aim with a bow and arrow so you can be like Kagome.
21. Beg him to get you some of his shampoo.
22. Paint his nails day-glo orange while he's asleep.
23. Stare at him and drool.
24. Make him wear the garlands of flowers you make.
25. Point out yet again about how cute Inuyasha's ears are.
26. Ask him where he got his make-up.
27. Put fake Inuyasha ears on him.
28. While he's asleep, put him in some women's clothes and take pictures.
29. Constantly touch his forehead and say: "Are you sure you don't have a fever because you're HOOOOTTTT!"
30. Dump a bucket of water on him afterword and say: "Cool down!"
31. Draw on his face with a permanent marker while he's asleep.
32. Tickel him-
33. -with his fluff.
34. Ask him why he doesn't own the Tetsusaiga.
35. Ask him what the Tenseiga does.
36. Squeal everytime he walks into the room.
37. Ask him about his love life.
38. Some people think that Sesshomaru would be offended and annoyed if you called him Fluffy so... call him Fluffy-all the time-dance around him-singing "Ring around the Fluffy! My Lord of the Puppies! He's so cute! My Puppiepie! We all fall down!" or "How much is that Fluffy in the window? The one with the puffy tail? How much is that Fluffy in the window? I do hope that Fluffy's for sale!".
39. Hit on him constantly and embarrassingly in front of everyone and anyone.
40. Ask him if he really thinks Naraku is good-looking.
41. Ask him why Rin follows him around.
42. Run in circles around him-
43. -crying-
44. -about how he doesn't have ears like Inuyasha.
45. Ask him where he gets his nails done.
46. Ask him about "that night at Naraku's".
47. Wake him up every half an hour and in the morning ask how he slept.
48. Ask him to read this.
49. Ask him if he's a virgin and if he is-
50. -ask him why.
51. Launch into a long rambling speech about the history of Feudal Japan and how important humans were to the outcome of today's world.
52. Kidnap Rin.
53. Take him to an anime convention.
54. Ask him about Kagura.
55. Drool on his fluff.
56. Tell him that at first glance he looks like a girl.
57. Dye his hair pink.
58. Braid his hair and put him in a miko outfit.
59. Tell him he looks like Inuyasha from behind.
60. Right when he falls asleep, you scream at the top of your lungs, "It's Inuyasha!" Then when Sesshy wakes up you're like, "Oh wait, nevermind, it's only Jaken in a bunny suit."

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