Wednesday, July 6, 2005

Cats and Dogs
As seen in a dog's diary:

8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!


Shigure: Um...I dont act like that, do I?

Yuki: Im not even going to touch that.

As seen in a cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope
of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my
attempt to kill my captors b y weaving around their feet while they were
walking almost succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs. In an
attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced
myself to vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to
make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into
their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of
gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More
importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of
"allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I
am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously
a half-wit. T he bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and
speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can
wait, it is only a matter of time...

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Zen Sarcasim
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going
to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time
to do it.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember that you're unique. Just like
everyone else .

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of car payments .

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them
you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not
for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink
beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
anything.

15. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the
windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot
of that comes from bad judgment.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it in half and put it back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side
and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when
your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just
after you need it.

24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped
on our butt. Then things get worse.

26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same night.

27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness."

28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way
to take it too seriously.

29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting
other people to make a big deal about your
birthday...around age 11.

30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.



Shigure: Funny stuff.


Kyo: Shigure you idiot! thats not funny! What is SESSHOMARUfreak thinking?

Shigure: Yuo know Kyo, you dont know how to have fun.

Kyo: Shutup!
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Tuesday, July 5, 2005

Belated 4th of July
Happy 4th. Man i feel like an idiot about not posting yesterday. I feel like shigure in the first pic. Some american i am. I forgot to post, but i didnt forget to celebrate.^_^ My dad was in the parade we had so we made fun of him. Alot if people i knew were in the parade. Like the Masons of Moreno Valley. They were there i knew them well. After that we went to my old middle school for the festival. It was all work and know play for me though. I was helping the masons with thier child ID booth. man the little kids and babies were so cute. Once again im sorry for not posting before. I wish you all the best. Only three more weeks till the Exchange students come. I cant wait!!



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Sunday, July 3, 2005

Im back!
im back. finally. i just went to orlando florida. man it was cool.i went to disneyworld. but it was raining cats and dogs. I was in line for 40 minutes, to watch an extreme stunts. but it was cancled becuase of the thunder and lightining, yes i kant spell. anyway i gotta go and finish cleaning my closet. i didnt know it had a wall.

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Friday, June 24, 2005

Bad day at the chiropracter.


A decent looking cosplay


Only time youll see them nice to each other
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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Man im so bored. today i started writing a story and i finished the prolouge and chapter 1.man i was bored.By the way white fang and DarkKibas charecters are in it. White fang char is named kuriyami and has a twin named anmari. DarkKibas char is thier best friend kyoshi. My char is a cold assassin named yugure. So now im gone crazy. all im doing is wacthing Fruits Basket DVDs and Father Of The Pride DVD and writing. Lame!!

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Hey guys sorry i havnt updated in a while. ive been busy.Well its official, im a highschool student. JOY!T_T.......yes. Promotion was pretty fun, white fang looked like a buisness woman though.^_^( shigure laugh )she makes you luagh without even trying. Im just so excited, i found out whos coming to stay in my home for ten days. Her Name is Maiko.....and white fang im not giving you her email adress. Sorry.Man nextmonth the entire group of japanese exchane syudents are coming and were all so excited. well i gotta go. and white fang when are you going to put up the KHC pic up? SEEYA!!


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Monday, June 13, 2005

   Promation practice
man today sucked. we had to practice our promotion walk. its alright except for one little thing. IT WAS TOO HOT! man it was 92 degrees or more and we had to stand there like idiots. but it was funny becuase white fang was the very first in line.hahaha. im like in the secind to last line. at least we get to disneyland tommarow. we going to take my friend nick on it a small world just to hear him scream. were so mean. this week is so dull at school. all were doing is wacthing movies. well its better than doing work. gotta go ill post about disneyland tommarow. later



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Wednesday, June 8, 2005

End of School
Hey guy wazup. sorry i havnt been on lately. ive been busy with the end of school coming up. weve been freaking out becuase our teacher mr krasniak is giving us a test on every thing we learned in the entire year. how does he expect us to remember all of it. at least we get to go to disneyland on tuesday. wait krasniak is going with us. man. by the way white fang and i created the krasniak hate cult. if you wanna jion private message me. well i gotta go see ya.

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Outtakes
Scene: when Sesshoumaru and Naraku join force and Sesshoumaru puts his hand through Inuyasha's chest

Sesshoumaru: (melts a hole in Inuyasha's chest with his poison hand)

Inuyasha: aaahhhhhh

Sesshoumaru: (pulls out his hand)

Inuyasha: (falls face down on the ground and lays motionless)

Sesshoumaru: ... (looking down at Inuyasha and kicks Inuyasha's lifeless body a few times) ... uhhh Inuyasha???.... oh damn, he's dead......

Director: cut cut cut.... Inuyasha????? ... SESSHOUMARU, YOU KILLED HIM!!!! AAHHHH I'M RUIN.... SESSHOUMARU (running after him with a gun)

Sesshoumaru: oh no, gotta fly (Sesshoumaru is on a cloud and flying away from the director)

Director: aaaaahhhhh damn you, Sesshoumaru... this is coming out of your paychecks!



Scene: when Shippou and Miroku tell Inuyasha to choose between Kikyou and Kagome

Inuyasha: I don't suppose I can have both of them

Shippou: You two timing

Miroku: Well, it's a common problem between men such as ourselves. That's one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For, if either girls were to find out... ugh... oh no... (looks around and sees Sango, Kikyou, and Kagome surrounding the boys)

Sango: JERKS (starts whacking Miroku with her boomerang)

Inuyasha: uhhh Kikyou, Kagome, I can explain.....

Kikyou and Kagome: (pull out their bows and arrows and about to shoot Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: aaahhhhhhhh (running for his life)

Director: girls... what are you doing???? stop girls before you kill them...



Scene: when Jaken asks Sesshoumaru about the Tenseiga

Sesshoumaru: Jaken (pulls out his Tenseiga and cuts Jaken with it)

Jaken: aaahhh lord Sesshoumaru... why????? (falls down)

Sesshoumaru: get up, Jaken. You're fine.

Jaken: (lays lifelessly on the ground)

Sesshoumaru: (kicks Jaken's body a few times) he's dead... oh, no...not again... (looks at his sword) hey! this isn't my Tenseiga!!!

Director: who switched Sesshoumaru's Tenseiga with a real sword??? (a Jaken hater runs from the studio) aaahhhh get that idiot people.... (everyone on the set is chasing after Jaken's murderer)



Scene: when Kouga kidnaps Kagome

Kouga: (got Kagome and starts running away) aaahhhh (slips on a banana peel...)

Kouga and Kagome: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (are falling off the cliff)

Director: CUT!!!! who puts that banana peel there???

Inuyasha: (eating bananas) ugh... oppss.... (runs away)

Director: aaaahhhhhhh (starts slamming his head against the rock) aaahhhh



Scene: when Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are fighting in their father's tomb

Sesshoumaru: (grabs his ear and runs his fingers through his hair)

Inuyasha: uumm!!! Sesshoumaru, don't you think that kinda girly???

Sesshoumaru: !!! girly???

Director: ummm I think Inuyasha is right, Sesshoumaru... maybe you shouldn't run your fingers through your hair like that....

Sesshoumaru: HOW DARE YOU CALL I, SESSHOUMARU, GIRLY. (transforms into his huge dog demon form and attacks Inuyasha and the director)

Inuyasha and Director: aaahhhhh (run away and hide)



Scene: when Rin offers Sesshoumaru food

Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but he refuses) grrrr!! EAT THE FOOD, YOU NEED TO GET BETTER!! (shoves it into his face)

Director: CUT! Rin, you're not suppose to shove the food into Sesshoumaru's face, stick to the script

Rin: oh ok

Director: ok take two ... and action

Rin: (hands Sesshoumaru food, but he refuses) ahhhh! grrrrr!! (shoves the food into Sesshoumaru's face again, and start whacking him in the face) EAT *punch* THE *punch* FOOD!!! *punch*

Director: RIN CALM DOWN!! (but she still punching him) GET SECURITY!!! (they grab Rin and she finally calms down)

Sesshoumaru: (lays motionless)

Rin: uhh Sesshoumaru? oh no, I think he's dead (runs away)


Scene: when Inuyasha punches a hole in Yura's chest

Yura: !!!! what the???? YOU JERK (slaps Inuyasha and he goes flying)

Director: Inuyasha, what are you doing? You're suppose to punch a hole through her chest, not grab it!

Kagome: (to Inuyasha) You pervert!

Inuyasha: but... what did I do wrong??? My script says... (Miroku is giggling in the background)

Inuyasha: (to Miroku) you changed my script!?!?! aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh die you stupid monk (chasing after Miroku with his Tetsusaiga)



Scene: when Naraku gets his new body and kidnaps Kikyou

Inuyasha and Kagome: (staring at Naraku) O.o (giggling)

Naraku: (naked) .... what's so funny??? Will you people stop giggling??? Can we all be adults here?????

Kagome: (pink face, looks away) I can't look at that...

Kikyou: (to Kagome) you think that's bad??? I have to let him touch me

Inuyasha: !!!! touch?????

Kagome: (to Kikyou) sure... don't pretend like you hate it... why don't you just stay with Naraku and leave Inuyasha and I alone!

Kikyou: why don't you go back to your own time, little girl!

Kikyou and Kagome: (face off) gggrrrrrrrrrrr

Director: girls!!! calm down!! This is not the time, we have a show to do here. Girls!!!!

Inuyasha: (tapping on the director's shoulder) so..... what's with the Naraku-touching-Kikyou talk???

Director: uh... Inuyasha... it's in the script.....

Inuyasha: well, change the script... OR ELSE... (sharpening his claws)

Director: but...but... aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh (runs off with Inuyasha chasing after him)

Naraku: (watching) kukukuku this is fun and I didn't have to do anything



Scene: When Kagura tells Sesshoumaru where his new sword, Toukijin, is

Kagura: so you're Inuyasha's elder brother. You got a fine face.

Sesshoumaru: I know. You came all that way just to tell me that?

Kagura: well yes, that and where did you get your red eye-makeup from? It's so much better than mine

Sesshoumaru: It's not make-up. Is that's all?

Kagura: ggrrr you really are clueless!

Sesshoumaru: ......... what?

Rin: (in the background, not moving) lord Sesshoumaru, she's trying to flirt with you

Sesshoumaru: .......... what?

Kagura: (takes a feather out of her hair and flies away) how dense can you be???? JUST GO GET YOUR STUPID SWORD

Sesshoumaru: (to Jaken and the director) so... what does she means by flirt?

Director and Jaken: (sweatdrop) ..........



Scene: When Jakotsu first show up

Director: ...... Jakotsu, what are you wearing??? Why aren't you dress yet???

Jakotsu: they wouldn't let me in the dressing room -_-

Inuyasha: that's because you wouldn't stop staring at us... you pervert

Jakotsu: I wasn't staring. I was just...admiring *o*

Inuyasha, Miroku, Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Bankotsu, Suikotsu, Renkotsu: .....................

Miroku: (eyes twitching) that's it. (unwrapping his right hand) I'm sucking him in

Director: Miroku! No! (to Jakotsu) ummm can you try to use the girls' dressing room?

Kagome, Sango, Kikyou, Kagura: ............

Sango: don't even think about it

Kagura: dare to come near our dressing room and we'll kill you...

Director: come on, girls. It's not like he's interested in any you... (Girls = veins popping everywhere) ughhhh aaaahhhhh (arrows, boomerang, and wind are after him) aaaaahhhhh (runs off hiding)


Scene: when Sesshoumaru and Naraku are making a deal

Sesshoumaru: I should know the name of the one I'm making a deal with

Naraku: I am called ..... aaahhh water......

Sesshoumaru: .......... what the?!?!..... you're name is Water?

Director: ..... follow the script, people

Naraku: NO, I NEED WATER.... aaahhhh so hot in here!!! this stupid monkey suit

Sesshoumaru: ...... quit your whining. You only have to wear that for a few minutes. I, on the other hand, have to drag this fur thing around for 24/7

Naraku: it's 100 degree and I'm covered from head to toe with fur!!! AAAHHH WHERE IS MY WATER??? WHY DO I HAVE TO DRESS LIKE A MONKEY??? AAAHHH THIS IS ALL YOUR STUPID IDEA (chasing the director)

Director: aaaahhhhhh (running away) stop attacking me... I didn't write the story. I'm only a director. ahhhhhhhh

Shippou: I think Naraku finally lost it....

Inuyasha: yup, about time!



Scene: when Naraku is spying on Kikyou

Kikyou: Naraku, I know you're here

Naraku: sharp as ever, Kikyou.... but, how do you always know when I'm around?

Kikyou: .............. your theme music is a dead give away

Naraku: -_-;

Inuyasha Group: WHAT??? Naraku has his own theme music?

Director: ............ how dumb are these people?


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