Friday, February 26, 2010

Chapter 27b
Kogamaru lays in the sun and is enjoying himself when Roswell comes over.

"I can't believe it. Every woman I talk to some guy comes up and talks to her. I have yet to even try to work my magic." Roswell says flopping down on his towel.

"Point them out." Kogamaru says.

Roswell points to over a dozen guys and Kogamaru laughs to himself.

"Maybe you should just work your "magic" faster." Kogamaru says.

"(Dumbass, can't even recognize his own scouts. Wonder why they are here?)" Kogamaru says to himself and gets up.

He walks up to the bar and orders a drink.

"Lord Kogamaru." Koji says walking up to him.

Kogamaru pays him no attention till he stands next to him.

"Koji? What are you doing here?" Kogamaru asks.

"Lord Fatass sent us on another suicide mission. We had enough of his idiocy and quit." Koji says.

"I see. Let me guess he sent all of you to watch Nara. I can't blame you for quitting but that is punishable by death." Kogamaru says.

"I know. However he has yet to realize that we scouts are preventing him from getting laid." Koji says.

"If it wasn't him then I'd kill you where you stand but I am willing to overlook this entire incident. Take care of yourself." Kogamaru says and leaves with his drink.

"You too. I always respected you, Shear, and Shingi." Koji says.

"If you want you can become one of my scouts." Kogamaru says back to him.

"Sorry, I got a better offer." Koji says and leaves.

Kogamaru sits down and Roswell comes back with red eyes again and a slap mark on his face.

He laughs and leans back.

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Steven and Amelia return and Amelia digs in her bag.

"Steven would you mind putting some more sun block on my back." Amelia says handing Steven the sun block.

Everyone but Ashen returns and watches with curiosity.

"What is that stuff?" Kareen asks.

Amelia explains it and Lust looks at all the possibilities.

"Milord would you put that stuff on me." Lust asks.

Ta shrugs and rubs some onto her back. Then her stomach, legs, and finally her chest. The other three watch with jealous eyes and turn to their respective lords and have them do it to them.

Little moans of pleasure escape from their lips as the lords rub the lotion in. One man watching has a heart attack and dies from the sight. While several guys with their girlfriends are slugged for staring.

The rest of the day is peaceful and uneventful.

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"I ran into Koji yesterday." Kogamaru says.

"Roswell's Koji?" Shear asks.

"That would be him. I guess Roswell sent his entire scout division out on a suicide mission to watch Nara and they had enough and quit." Kogamaru says.

"Serves his fatass right." Shingi adds.

"Watch." Kogamaru says and points to Roswell who was on his way to another woman.

They start chatting and another scout comes in and ends up walking away with the woman to the bar.

"They have been sabotaging every chance for Roswell to have any fun. In return for this entertainment I let them all go. No point in wasting our men to round all his scouts up. Especially since he had the best scouts in our realm." Kogamaru says.

"That's fair. They deserve so much more then Roswell could offer." Shingi says and watches another scout steal another woman from Roswell.

"Poor bastard doesn't even realize what is going on. I almost feel for him." Shear says.

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Sessaru and Silmeria are the first to arrive and get a spot close to the water. Ta and Lust arrive just a few minutes after them and grab a spot nearby. Some time later Shin and Aurora arrive with Steven, Amelia, Ashen, and Kareen.

"Where's Nara?" Sessaru asks.

"Sound asleep. As usual." Kareen says down heartedly.

"He sure hasn't changed. He would sleep for days on end back then as well." Ta says.

Nara wanders down to the beach late that afternoon and surprises Kareen.

"About time." Kareen says in a pissed tone.

"I needed to get caught up on sleep. I did use quite a bit of my power against Raijin and needed to fully recharge." Nara says sitting next to a depressed Ashen.

"Ever thought about giving up on her and moving on?" Nara asks watching Amelia play in the water with Steven and the others.

"Just mind your own business." Ashen says.

"She does seem very happy with him." Kareen says.

"I said stay out of my business." Ashen says and stands up.

He turns to leave but Amelia grabs his hand.

"You have been moping all day long. Come play with us." She says and tugs him towards the water.

He reluctantly follows her but never actually looks at her.

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Kogamaru stands and stretches and looks out at the water.

"Doesn't he look familiar?" Shear asks pointing to Ta.

They all look and stare at him.

"He looks like Ta but that can't be. His body is sealed up in a research facility. It has to be someone else who just happens to look like him." Kogamaru says still looking.

"You're probably right. Well today was a good day. Lets try again tomorrow." Shear says.

They pack up and head for the same hotel as Ta and the others.

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They all pack up and head back as well. Nara hangs back and looks around.

"Hmmm..." Nara says looking around.

"Nothing to worry about." Shin says.

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That night a major storm hits and it rains all night and all day.

"I'm not going out in this." Lust says.

"Excuse me. We do have a very large recreation room downstairs for days just like this." A hotel employee says.

He leads all of them to the elevator and as they are stepping off Kogamaru, Shear, Shingi, and Roswell are getting on to the elevator across from them.

"Shin?" Shingi says to himself as the doors close.

"See something?" Shear asks.

"I thought I saw Shin just now." Shingi replies.

"Just your imagination." Kogamaru says.

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"This hotel has everything you could want. There is a pool hall, ping pong tables, board games of all kinds, and over there is the spa and swimming pool. Enjoy." The employee says before getting back on the elevator.

"That looks fun." Lust says and walks over to the ping pong tables.

They watch a couple guys play for a few minutes before one says, "Wanna play?"

"Its easy. We'll teach you." The other says.

Shin wanders over to the pool hall and watches for several minutes.

"Go for it." Nara says handing him a pool cue.

Shin reads a sign on how to play and then gives it a shot. He pulls back and shoots.

"Try not to pierce the ball this time. You are trying to hit it. Not kill it." Nara says taking the cue stick with the cue ball still stuck on the end.

Shin tries again and hits it this time making the pool balls scatter.

"See much easier." Nara says and looks around.

"Bowling?" He says and walks over to the bowling alley.

Sessaru and Ta follow but are drawn into the arcade.

Steven and Amelia head to the swimming pool and Ashen stands there wondering why he even came with.

Kareen wraps her arm around his and leads him away. The two of them sit down and talk.

Aurora finds Shin and watches him while Silmeria looks in on the spa.

After awhile they all meet back up and head for the buffet.

The storm passes late that afternoon and the sun comes out.

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The next day the sun is shining brightly and everyone hits the beach.

"Don't you think we should be heading back soon?" Amelia asks as Steven is putting lotion on her back.

"You can go whenever you want. As for me, this is a rare treat." Nara says.

"How so?" Amelia asks.

"Back when I was a ruler, I always had someone after my head. There was never time to just sit back and relax. So I am going to make the most of this." Nara says and is hit by a volleyball.

"Sorry. Can you throw it back?" A woman says.

Kareen tosses it back.

"We should give that a try." Silmeria says and grabs Aurora.

They watch and Kareen and Lust come over as well.

Lust runs back and grabs Amelia by the hair and drags her over.

"Explain." She says dropping Amelia.

Amelia rubs her head and explains the game of volleyball.

While they are watching the game several women walk over and start hitting on Nara and the others.

Kareen picks up a volleyball and serves it. The ball smashes into the side of the woman's head and knocks her out.

"I think we should play with them." Sessaru says as Silmeria stares him down.

"Yeah. That would be wise." Ta replies.

They eight of them play sand volleyball while Steven and Amelia watch from the sidelines.

Ashen sits back with the stuff and sulks.

Steven comes over after a few minutes and flops down.

"You should go watch. I'll watch the stuff." Steven says opening the cooler.

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"There must be some game going on over there." Shear says pointing to the sand volleyball courts.

"Looks like it." Shingi says.

"Look there he goes again." Kogamaru says pointing at Roswell.

Roswell starts talking to another woman and another one of his former scouts steals her away.

The three of them laugh their asses off as Roswell walks back.

"I'll be back." Kogamaru says and heads to the bar.

While he is waiting for his drink Nara walks up to the bar as well. The two of them stand next to each other and Kogamaru stands there like a statue.

"Sir, your drink." The bartender says.

Nara nudges Kogamaru and he snaps out of it.

"Oh shit." Kogamaru says thinking Nara recognized him.

"Forgot your money? I'll get it for ya." Nara says and pays for Kogamaru's drink.

They head their separate ways and Kogamaru is white as a sheet when he gets back to the others.

"You alright?" Shear asks as Roswell runs off after another woman.

"Great. Guess who bought this for me?" Kogamaru says still surprised.

"Who? Some woman?" Shear says.

"Nope. Nara." Kogamaru replies.

"You're lying." Shingi says.

"I kid you not. Nara just bought this drink for me. I was at the bar and seeing him made me freeze with terror cause I thought he'd recognize me but these human bodies worked perfectly and he bought me this drink cause he thought I forgot my money." Kogamaru explains.

"I see him. He's playing volleyball with what looks like the other three." Shear says casually.

A couple minutes pass and reality sets in.

"They have their bodies back." The three say together.

"What's with you three?" Roswell asks sitting down.

"Nothing. We just found out that we all slept with the same woman." Shear lies.

"Doesn't that tall tattooed guy look like Nara?" Roswell asks pointing at Nara.

"Not really." Shingi says quickly.

"I'm going for a closer look." Roswell says.

"We're screwed." Shear says.

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Silmeria spikes the ball and hits Ta in the face and scores.

"Game point!" The ref says.

Kareen sets up to serve and looks for a weak point.

"Nara!" Roswell shouts as he makes his way through the crowd.

He gets through and is immediately hit by the ball full force.

Kareen smiles to herself as she sees the blood run down from Roswell's nose.

"Time!" The ref says.

Roswell opens his eyes and sees Nara, Shin, Ta, Sessaru, Silmeria, Lust, Aurora, and Kareen standing over him.

"If it isn't the troll." Nara says.

Shear, Shingi, and Kogamaru watch nervously from within the crowd.

"The others wouldn't let you out on your own. Where are they?" Kareen says.

The other three step out.

"Seems we meet again." Nara says putting his hand on Kogamaru's shoulder.

"Now this is interesting." Shin says grinning.

"It is you! Time to die, Nara!" Roswell says and gets to his feet.

Everyone backs up and gives the two of them some room.

"Make your move." Nara says.

"He doesn't realize we have our bodies back does he?" Ta whispers to Kogamaru.

"No." Kogamaru replies.

"How did he become a Lord?" Ta asks.

"Long story." Kogamaru says.

Roswell rears back and decks Nara with all his might. Nara looks back at him and looks at him. Roswell tries a flurry of body strikes and Nara turns around.

"A little higher." Nara says enjoying the massage.

"He is truly stupid." Shin says to Shingi.

"You don't know the half of it." Shingi replies.

Nara has enough and puts him in a dragon sleeper.

"Listen up. I a not looking to fight you. Any of you. And from what I can tell you don't either. There is no reason as to why we can't enjoy this peace." Nara says.

The other three agree quickly.

"If we were looking to fight we could end this without breaking a sweat. Seeing as you are nothing but mere humans at this point." Nara continues.

"I agree. We are on vacation and it seems so are you." Shear says offering his hand to Sessaru.

Nara releases Roswell and Sessaru shakes Shear's hand.

The other's shake their rival's hand and Nara extends his to Roswell.

"I am going to kill you right now, you coward." Roswell says and leaps at Nara.

Nara lands a few punches and Roswell drops.

"You just don't get it. You are a mere human and I am back in my true body. This isn't a fake." Nara says and offers his hand again.

Roswell slaps it away and gets to his feet. Nara grabs some guy's soda and throws it in Roswell's face.

A bee lands on Roswell's cheek and he swats it causing it to sting him.

Angered, Roswell attacks again and Nara kicks his legs out from under him then with his leg still up in the air brings it back down, driving his heel into the back of Roswell's head.

Roswell faceplants straight into the sand and into an underground bee hive.

Nara grabs Roswell's hand and shakes it.

"There. Now we can go back to enjoying the beach." Nara says and shakes the other lords' hands.

"We are having a huge beach party tonight to kick off the festival tomorrow. You all should come." A guy says from the back of the crowd.

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Kareen, Silmeria, Lust, and Aurora all sit together in the ocean.

"Alright, they have relaxed long enough. Time to put our plan into action." Lust says.

"I agree. It has been so long since the last time. They owe us." Silmeria says.

They all nod and head back.

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That night under the full moon the beach is full of people partying next to a roaring campfire.

Aurora is the first to make a move and whispers something into Shin's ear. He is quiet for a moment and then leaves with her.

Silmeria smiles and finds Sessaru in the crowd of people.

She runs her hand up his back and he hollers in pain.

"What's wrong?" She asks concerned.

"Its called a sunburn." Steven says sitting next to him with Amelia on his lap.

"What?" Sessaru says.

"Means you were in the sun too long and the sun burned you. It's nothing to worry about. It should be gone in a few days." Steven explains.

"Days?" Silmeria says disappointed.

Kareen looks all around for Nara and finds him talking to a young woman.

She stands there as he puts his arm around her shoulders and leads he away.

"I am going to kill him." She says angrily.

She follows them and they walk to a dark section of the beach. Before she does anything she sees someone else back there.

"Who's that?" She asks herself trying to get a better view and feels a hand up her back.

"It's knight in shining armor." A man says and runs his hand down her back.

"I suggest you remove your hand before you lose it." Lust says.

Kareen spins around and drives her forearm straight into the guy's sternum, cracking it in half and rupturing one of his lungs.

The guy drops to the ground and convulses as he struggles to breathe.

"I warned you." Lust says and walks on looking for Ta.

Kareen turns back towards Nara and sees him walking back to her.

"Done with your whore already?" She asks crossing her arms across her chest.

"Her? She wasn't for me. She's for Ashen. That boy is hopeless." Nara says and puts his arm around her.

Kareen tries to stay mad but can't. Nara starts to walk and she follows.

Lust finds Ta surrounded by women.

She struts in and plants a big kiss on Ta's lips.

"What do you think you are doing, Bitch?" One woman says in a pissed tone.

Lust stands there and puts her foot between Ta's legs and gives him a lap dance, which infuriates the other women.

Shear taps Kogamaru and Shingi on the shoulders and points at Lust.

"Still has it. Damn!" Kogamaru says.

"Those poor women don't realize who they are messing with." Shear says watching the show.

"Why don't you do something? Instead of standing there." Lust says in a husky voice which causes several men and women to faint from pure pleasure.

"God, How I missed this seduction dance of hers." Kogamaru says biting his fist.

"What's wrong? To turned on to fight?" Lust asks and runs her hands up the woman's body then turns around and bends over pressing her ass up against the woman. She slides it down the woman's thighs and Ta tosses Lust over his shoulder and runs off.

"Still effective." Shear says falling forward.

"Very." Kogamaru says as his knees give out.

"Extremely." Shingi says passing out.

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Roswell lays in his bed recovering from his multiple bee stings.

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Later on, a dense fog rolls in followed by a huge warm wind gust hits the beach and the ocean recedes nearly a hundred feet.

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The next morning the beach is littered with bodies. Nobody went home, they just slept where they fell.

Silmeria wakes next to Sessaru who is wincing in pain, while still sleeping, from his bad sunburn that has turned his entire back and shoulders into one giant blister.

She sighs as she sees Shin and Aurora come walking out of the hotel together. The huge smile on Aurora's face explains it all.

"Of course." Silmeria says and looks around.

Lust comes limping out from behind some rocks with the help of Ta who is covered in scratches.

"And one more..." Silmeria says looking around again.

Nara walks out from a small cove carrying a very contented Kareen in his arms.

"This trip sucks." Silmeria says and lays back.

Lust lays down on a towel and sighs a sigh of relief.

Aurora lays next to her and Nara sets Kareen down on the other side.

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Later in the morning Roswell makes his way to the beach still swollen from the bee stings.

"Roswell, why are you here?" Shingi asks with a woman sleeping next to him.

"Just go back to the hotel and heal up." Shear says with four naked sleeping women.

"No! I have to get Nara back while he is still in that false body." Roswell says clenching his fist.

Kogamaru shakes his head and puts his hand up to silence the others.

"He's over there." Kogamaru says.

"No women last night?" Shear asks once Roswell leaves.

"Come on baby. You have to show my fraternity sisters some of those moves again." A college girl says wrapping her arms around Kogamaru's neck and kissing his cheek.

Shear and Shingi look behind her a see about a dozen women walking over.

"You are the King." Shear says mocking a bow.

Kogamaru gets up and follows the women.

"See you tomorrow." He says.

"Thank you milord. Last night was wonderful." Yuna says removing her disguise.

"Yuna?" Shingi says shocked.

Yuna gets up and puts her bikini back on and walks off.

"So much for the no sleeping with your co-workers policy." Shear says.

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Nara is stretching when Roswell storms over.

"We have some unfinished business." Roswell says and throws a punch.

Nara moves out of the way and puts his hand on his shoulder.

"I can kill you in the blink of an eye. I understand that you are having trouble in the women department. I would like to help." Nara says and Roswell stops punching.

"Why?" Roswell asks.

"Just to get you off my back and leave me the hell alone." Nara replies.

"Now pay attention. Human women want a guy that is packing a big stick. Since that's not possible in your case the next best thing is to make them think you do. Shhhh. Just listen. Now these women look at a man's hands, feet, nose, and every other limb for some nonexistent sign that the guy has some serious stick. The easiest one to fake is the teeth. Here put these on. Good. Lay on your stomach with your back arched, yep like that. Now you are good to go." Nara says.

"I saw a nude beach just past those rocks over there." Ta adds.

"Isn't that?" Shin says.

"Yup." Ta says.

"There are hundreds of signs." Shin says.

"Yep. He won't see them." Nara adds.

"You guys are so wrong." Shin says.

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"Here I come ladies." Roswell says running past Shear and Shingi.

They look at each other and quickly scramble to follow.

"Nara is so wrong for this." Shear says.

"You have to admit that the resemblance is remarkable. Not to mention it is working. Look, the females are responding to his calls." Shingi says.

"He can't be that stupid, could he?" Shear asks.

"He just might be. He did take his trunks off." Shingi says.

They wait and then Roswell catches on and walks back.

"Mommy look, that walrus is walking!" A young girl says pointing to Roswell.

"Not a word." Roswell says and heads back to the hotel.

Shear and Shingi head over to Nara.

"That was fantastic." Shear says shaking Nara's hand.

"So did he?" Ta asks.

"Just about. He was lining up and then realized it." Shingi says.

"Thanks for the greatest prank I have ever seen." Shear says.

The leave and Nara shakes his head.

"It's a shame that we have to kill them. I like them." Nara says.

Ta puts his hand on Shin's and Nara's shoulder.

"Before we leave you two are getting in that water." Ta says and shoves them towards the ocean.

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Steven and Amelia wake up as the sounds of people is getting louder. They get dressed and head back to the others. On the way they pass Ta, Shin, and Nara.

"Where's Ashen?" Steven asks.

Nara points to some rocks before Ta shoves him forward again.

Amelia runs over and stops. She stands there in shock.

"Ashen, how could you?" She says and runs off with tears in her eyes.

Steven raises an eyebrow as he walks up and sees Ashen with a confused look on his face and a naked girl next to him with her arm draped across his stomach. Steven gives him the thumbs up before going after Amelia.

"What the hell is going on?" Ashen asks.

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That afternoon as Shin rests next to Aurora, the muscled guy from earlier walks up.

"Hey, shrimp. I'm back to take her from you." He says and grabs Shin by his pony tail lifting him off the ground.

"He's a dead man." Sessaru says still wincing in pain.

"You will be carried off in a stretcher." The muscled guy says.

"You have a punctured lung and have the I.Q. of a dead insect combined with the fighting skills of a newborn child. It is you and your friends that will be leaving on stretchers if I am feeling generous." Shin says calmly.

"How can you still have energy for fighting after last night?" Aurora asks rolling over to see what's going on.

The guy pulls back his fist and swings at Shin who is still hanging in the air by his hair.

Shin catches his fist and twists. His wrist snaps and the guy drops to his knees in agonizing pain.

"Now then, I suggest you leave." Shin says as several other muscled guys surround him.

"You don't just want her do you?" Lust asks in a seductive voice.

One guy turns around and looks straight into Lust's chest. She squeezes them together and the guy starts to drool.

"Don't those look wonderful. They just scream squeeze me, pinch me, fondle me. Imagine them rubbing up and down certain parts of your body. They are so soft that its like two silken and fluffy pillows. And they are very sensitive as well." Ta says with his arm around the guy's shoulder.

The guy swallows hard.

"See how sensitive they are. Look at how quickly it responds to my touch" Ta says and squeezes one which makes her moan.

The guy reaches for them and Ta stops him.

Lust steps closer so that her chest is inches away from the guy. The guy's eyes cross and he falls backwards holding his crotch.

"That wasn't nice." Sessaru says.

"He wanted me to touch him there." Lust replies.

"With your chest not your foot." Sessaru replies.

"Aren't you always supposed to put your best foot forward?" Lust asks.

Sessaru remains silent and turns his back to them.

Ta turns around and the other guys are on the ground clutching their chests as Shin sits next to Aurora eating an ice cream cone.

"I found a better spot down the beach where we can get a better view of the festival." Nara says.

Everything is quickly packed and hauled off to another spot closer to the water and offers better protection from sneak attacks.

Nara heads back into the ocean and several minutes later yells for Ashen.

Ashen swims out and looks at Nara.

"What is it?" Ashen asks in the ten foot deep water.

"Is this edible?" Nara asks lifting a Great White shark over his head.

Ashen turns white and swims back to shore. Dozens of people scream and head for shore.

"Leave it to Nara to cause mass panic with his stomach." Shin says.