Friday, June 9, 2006

   I DREAMED I WAS AN X-MAN!!!
it was so cool. i dreamed that my brother was my legal gardian and he tried to attack me! then i looked him in the face and our eyes met. then we both couldnt move at all and i heard two heartbeats. my eyes started to glow crimson red and the heartbeats sinchronised together and i misted into his body! then i heard a voice inside my head that said, " what..what the hell are you?!!" i pictured myself in my head and i sort of was ejected from his body. when my head cleared i realised i had posessed him,then he lunged at me with a swiss army knife and before i
could run he grabed my hair and cut at my throat. he didnt kill me but i was bleeding really bad. so i elbowed him in the face and ran. THEN MY DREAM JUMPED TO 5 YEARS LATER.i was in a bar and i had finished my 3rd vodka i paid for it, stole a beer and walked out. i was so drunk that i was swaying while i walked and was humming th "MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE" theme (DONT ASK ME WHY! IT'S A DREAM, PEOPLE!) than i passed out RIGHT IN FRONT OF PROFESSOR X'S SCHOOL. i woke up and professor X was sitting by me and told me i was going to be here untill the alcohol was out of my body. he told me that i needed to show him my mutation power because he saw me kill people in my dream. (HE SAID ALL HE KNEW WAS THAT PEOPLE DIED WHEN THEY STRUGGLED AGAINST MY POWER FROM IRREGULAR HEARTBEAT) so i used it on Logan (wolverine)and he said he wanted me.(again. DON'T ASK ME WHY PEOPLE!!!) and so i told him i was lesbo. and he said hed never gone with one. i checked out his blades and when they came out of my/his hands IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!! (i felt it 10 times more than he does because i was in him (DONT ASK!) cyclops (dont know where he came in)laughed at him and (not being able to tell cyclops himself)asked me to tell him "to shut the F*** up laser-ass" that made him laugh all the more.then Logan told me to get out of his body so HE could take the credit for killing him! HAHAHAHA!!!! so i cam out fo Logan and passed oout (usually i just felt lazy after a posession but with logan i wanted to pass out)after saying "HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE EXAUSTING!!"
then i woke up at 9:00 this morning!
WAS THAT DREAM BITCHEN OR WHAT?!!!
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