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1988-01-11
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2005-04-02
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Grunt Whaking, Zako!
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Sergeant Sora
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finished halo 2 on legendary, all levels. Written 127 A4 page halo fan fic
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1998 (year 5 for me)
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Gundam Force, DBZ
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join the air force, draw my own stuff to put on my own walls
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warhammer 40000, drawing, writing
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apart from drawing and writing, i kick arse in chess; and I'm a pretty good engineer student. Oh, and I really am a Sergeant in Air Cadets. But i suck at maths.
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myOtaku.com: SGT Sora Sokudo
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Monday, April 4, 2005
SGT. Sora's Psyche Report
This is probably a very unuasual report for a robot to document, but, I guess it was bound to happen one day...
In this report, my visit to the psychologist is recorded; I had to go see him about my fear of water... and boy do i mean FEAR. I hate and fear water... horrible stuff!!
Zako Shrink: So Zako, You're SGT. Sora Sokudo, zako?
Sora: Mmmhmmm! ^_^
Zako Shrink: So tell me, why do you fear water?
Sora: *thinks a little bit* Daaaah... coz I do? O.o
Zako Shrink: That didn't answer my question, zako. Maybe some incident that you can recall involving water affected you badly? Think hard; it'll be in your hard drive somewhere.
Sora: Well, there was one incident I recall...
Zako Shrink: Go on, zako.
Sora: Well, it was when I was at my home world, Ebonite; I wasn't even old enough to join the Sky Force. I was at the beach, and I went to swim in the waves; the only problem was, I hadn't been taught to swim; I sunk to the bottom of the sea, and no one realised I was missing until about lunchtime. Then they pent three days looking all over the beack and the rocks; they didn't look in the water for some time. Do you know how scary it is being by yourself in the bottom of a deep, dark, slimy, creature filled rock hole in the sea? VERY SCARY! I missed my favourite TV show too..
*Zako Shrink offers Sora a flass of water* 'Want a drink zako?'
Sora: O.O AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH! ZAKO! *jumps out of the recliner seat and clings to the roof* 'Are you stupid! I'm here o try and concour my fear, and you go and offer me a glass of my worst nigthmares!!! AND ROBOTS DON'T DRINK ANYWAY, ZAKO!!!'
Zako Shrink: O.o;;;; 'Opps, I forgot, zako...'
*after the Shrink conviced Sora to remove herself from the bnuilding, they began to talk again*
Zako Shrink: So um... Do you remember anything else bad that's ascocaiated with water?
Sora: *sarcastic* Yeah, this new planet named Earth is over 2/3 water!!!
It kind of ends there Zako, coz after that I found out what his hourly rate was; let's just say that that Zako is now in hospital, and the people three stories down heard me go off my head...
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