Saturday, April 23, 2005

   SDGF Fan Fic , Part One 'The Zealous SGT. Sora, Zako!'
Just before you read the story: 1. yes I know in the real SDGF show there is no control tower, but i wrote this before i watched all the episodes, and I plan to change the part where Sora flies into the window to flying into the Gundanium cable thingy ^.^ Other than that... I think it's pretty acurate. Oh, and if for some random reason you see 'Gun wing' it's supposed to be Guneagle'; I'm pretty sure i corrected that wierd error (I got confused for some stupid reason), but if i missed one, don't be confused like me.

Bakunetsumaru, Zero and Captain Gundam were in the control tower at the highest peak of the flying base. Captain Gundam was standing in front of the large window viewing the cloud cover while thinking. He tried to ignore Zero and Bakunetsumaru arguing.
‘Well Maybe if you didn’t try to fix the water mains by yourself like that we wouldn’t have a GIANT SWIMMING POOL on the flying base!’ Zero argued having a tiff at Baku.
Bakunetsumaru fumed, ‘It’s not my fault we don’t have handy men on base! And besides, you’re to blame as well!’
Zero laughed, ‘Ha! Me? Yeah right! I wasn’t the one who used a bandsaw to cut the mains open the mains, then throw a stick of water proof dynamite down it to unclog the pipes!’
‘You could have prevented me from doing it! See, you are partially to blame for the mess! I didn’t know that dynamite would cause such damage!’
‘I went to turn off the mains so we could go down and unclog the pipes ourselves!’
‘You’re making that up!’
‘Am not! Unlike you I don’t take short cuts when it comes to chores, lazy!’
‘Watch who you’re calling lazy, little boy blue!’
Captain Gundam couldn’t ignore the pair’s bickering any longer. ‘Please take your argument outside, and while you’re out there, start mopping up the water. It’s all over the base.’
Zero and Baku looked over at Captain with dismay. ‘But, but-’ Zero tried to protest.
‘No buts; go outside and clean up, I can’t think with you two bickering in here.’ Captain Gundam said and glared at them. ‘Now go please.’
Zero and Baku headed for the elevator, defeated and grumbling. As the doors opened to the elevator, Captain Hiro walked through; he greeted the two Gundams.
The pair quickly hopped in the elevator; Captain Gundam could hear their bickering echoing up the shaft.
Captain Hiro walked over to Captain Gundam. ‘Greetings, Captain Gundam; Zero and Bakunetsumaru are arguing again I see?
Captain Gundam looked up at Hiro. ‘Unfortunately it seems so… but I sent them outside to clean up the spill Bakunetsumaru caused; perhaps they will learn a little team work..’
Without warning, something very hard appeared out of the cloud cover and impacted with the large reinforced glass window. The loud noise of metal on glass and the sudden appearance of a white, light blue and grey thing made the two Captains jump back in fright.
‘Aaaaaaah!’ they yelled in fright.
Captain Gundam was startled. ‘What the…! Was that a giant seagull!?’
The two approached the cracked window and looked down as best they could. They couldn’t see directly below the tower, but they looked around anyway.
Captain Gundam put his hand on the cracks. ‘What ever it was must have been very hard to cause this special glass to crack.’
‘It sort of looked like… a flying robot.’ Hiro replied bewildered.

*
Sora was flying along , minding her own business. She closed her eyes and sang ‘I’m blue da-ba-de-da-ba-di, da-ba-di; I-have-a-blue-house-with-a-blue-window, blue-is-the-colour-of-all-that-’
SUH-MACKA!
‘Wha!’ She managed to shout as she bounced off something hard before going into a daze.
She fell to the ground stunned. She was out of the world after hitting a supposedly solid cloud. ‘What the …uuuurgh… since when do clouds feel like a brick wall…’
*
Zero and Bakunetsumaru had grabbed two mops on their way out of the control tower from a janitor’s closet.
‘What’s the point of having a janitor’s closet if there isn’t a janitor in the first place?’ whinged Bakunetsumaru.
‘So people like you and me can use the janitor’s closet perhaps?’ Zero replied. ‘Besides; there are janitors. Just not ones that require one of these mops; they’re cleaning robots. I’ve seen them around you know; they have their own cleaning utensils.’
Bakunetsumaru was grumpy. ‘Well, why don’t they come and clean the mess?’
The pair walked out of the tower. Zero spotted something not far off. ‘Hey, what’s that?’
‘What’s what?’ Bakunetsumaru asked, scratching his head.
Zero put one hand on Baku’s head and turned it towards a large puddle of water where something white, light blue and grey lay in a heap.
Bakunetsumaru panicked when he saw the heap. ‘Oh no, don’t tell me…’
‘It’s a Gundam!’ Zero interrupted. ‘They must have slipped and knocked themselves out; I hope they’re okay!’
The pair hurried over to the robot; Zero poked it with the end of his mop. The robot moved a little and groaned.
‘Uuuunng… stupid… cloud…’ it moaned.
‘Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?’ Bakunetsumaru asked.
The robot sat up, holding it’s head still a bit dazed. ‘I… I… I flew into a solid cloud… how weird…’
Zero was partially relieved that the robot hadn’t hurt themselves from slipping over; but her was still worried about it apparently flying into something. ‘Oh so you didn’t slip in the puddle of water and hurt yourself then? That part is a relief!’
Suddenly the robot’s eyes snapped open; she was completely awake now. Slowly, she looked down at the ground around her.
‘What’s wrong?’ Baku asked, unsure at why the robot had a sudden change of behaviour.
All of a sudden, the robot jumped up screaming and flapping her arms. ‘Aaaagh! W-W-WATEEEEEER! Ee! Ee! Ee! Get it off! Get it off! Eiyiy!’
The apparently terrified robot jumped onto Bakunetsumaru’s head and stood their screaming. ‘Get me away from the water! Eeeeep!
Zero was rather surprised at the sudden change. ‘Whoa, calm down! It’s just a puddle of water.’
The robot looked at Zero with flames in her eyes. ‘Just a puddle…? JUST A PUDDLE!?’
Zero took a step back a little surprised. ‘Er…’ Oo!!
Bakunetsumaru held the sides of his head looking rather peeved. ‘Do you mind! That’s my head your stamping and bashing!’
Zero and Bakunetsumaru walked over to dry ground. ‘You can get off my head now you know.’ Baku pointed out to the robot.
The Robot held on tight to Bakunetsumaru’s yellow horns. ‘Are you sure the ground’s dry?
‘God; would like you me to do a freakin moisture content test? Off my head already! I don’t even know you.’ Bakunetsumaru complained.
Zero looked sideways at Baku and nudged him, ‘Hey Bakunetsumaru, I think she likes you…’
The girl robot on Bakunetsumaru’s head looked dangerously at Zero. ‘And what exactly are you implying by that?’
Baku was alarmed, ‘Don’t make her angry! I don’t want a squashed coke can for a head!’ he practically pleaded.
The robot reluctantly hopped of Bakunetsumaru’s head and shivered with dislike. ‘Uurgh… I hate water!’
Zero and Baku blinked. ‘…Right…’
From out of the bottom of the tower, Captain Gundam and Captain Hiro exited. They spotted Zero and Bakunetsumaru talking to an Air Force coloured Gundam with two wings on its head. They began to walk over to see who the stranger was.
‘Greetings Captains!’ Zero and Bakunetsumaru greeted together.
The strange robot tilted its head inquisitively. ‘Who’s frog-face and shortie?’ she asked.
Bakunetsumaru and Zero almost fell over at this question. The two Captains glared with a little annoyance.
Captain Hiro decided to answer the robot’s question. ‘Ahem… I am Captain Hiro, Commander of this flying base, and next to me is Captain Gundam, defender of Neotopia. By any chance, are you the one who impacted into the Control Tower’s window?’
The robot fumed, and flayed her arms in annoyance. ‘Flying base! CONTROL TOWER!? You mean you parked a giant military base INSIDE a CLOUD!? How the heck are people who fly supposed to avoid a twenty mega tonne hunk of metal and polymer reinforced fibre glass if they can’t see it! Are you CRAZY!? … I mean, my name’s Sergeant Sora Sokudo, Sir!’
She saluted the green-faced robot respectfully.
‘Please refrain from flapping your arms like that, you could hurt some one.’ Captain Gundam requested.
Bakunetsumaru rubbed his freshly clobbered face. ‘…Too late.’
Sora looked at Bakunetsumaru a little embarrassed. ‘Oops, sorry, bad habit I have.’
Captain Gundam explained things to Sora. ‘And technically, the law says that aeroplanes shouldn’t fly through clouds because it’s dangerous; you could fly into another aeroplane or be struck by lightning.’
The girl robot put her hands on her hips and closed her eyes agitated. ‘Well I’m no aeroplane; and my power cells would merely be supercharged by a lightning strike. You should at least put some signs up like “cloud made out of titanium ahead” or “caution: this cloud will cause concussion to unwary flyers” Hmph. Dom would have been very worried if I had gone and hurt myself again.’
Captain Gundam wasn’t sure if what he heard was correct. ‘Did you say “Dom”?’
The robot’s eyes twitched with impatience. ‘Do you want a hearing aid, or would you prefer me to spell it out to you? I said “Dom”; I’m his adopted sister. He’s very nice to me; so are Zapper Zaku and Gouf. You should meet them sometime, they’re very kind.
The little robot (well, little in the fact that she was slightly less bulky than the other Gundams) smiled gleefully. Everyone else’s face was an image of panic.
‘I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to leave.’ Captain Gundam said bluntly but almost neutrally.
Sora went very quiet. Her eyes slowly went from glee, to worry, to upset, to bawling. ‘It’s because you don’t like me isn’t it? WAAAAH! You could have just said so, instead of hiding it!’
Sora’s eyes brimmed with tears and sparkled; she was quiet again, for about four seconds, before she burst out crying again.
Captain Gundam was rather confused. ‘Why is she so upset!? And why is a Gundam so emotional; I didn’t know we were programmed to cry. Strange robot indeed.
Zero didn’t know what to do; Sora was in hysterics. ‘Captain! You’ve gone and upset her!’
‘Yes I can see that.’
Zero tried to reason with the Captain. ‘She has no emblem of the Dark Axis upon her! Perhaps she is not evil; she certainly doesn’t act evil; no villain I know of cries like they’re at a funeral…’
Not sure what to do in this situation, Captain Gundam felt awkward. He decided to try and comfort Sora, and went to pat her on the back.
Sora, now very angry, snapped at the Captain. ‘Hands off meanie! I’m gonna tell Dom on you!’
Captain Hiro, Zero and Bakunetsu’s eyes popped.
‘No-no-no-no-no-no-no! Don’t do that Sora!’ Zero waved his hands objectively.
In one quick movement Sora grabbed a small tubular thing on her waist which popped into a small metal stave and whacked Captain Gundam on the head with it.
Whump!
Captain Hiro, who had been quiet for some time rather not wanting to get too involved, stared astonishment at Sora. She was a wild card, that’s for sure. ‘Oh my, that must have hurt…’
Zero and Bakunetsumaru also stared in shock. ‘Wow… I’m glad we never made her that angry Bakunetsumaru…’
Baku nodded slowly, still gawping at Sora and Captain (who knelt on the ground stunned, with stars in his eyes). ‘Yeah… that could have been my head!’
Sora’s plasma thruster-rods popped out from her back and flared up, ready to fly off.
Sniff! ‘I’ll be leaving now since no one likes me…’ Sora rocketed into the sky upset, with tears dropping off her armour.
Bakunetsumaru ran after her. ‘Wait! Come back! It’s just Captain Gundam! He has issues!’ But it was too later; she was already high in the sky.
‘Issues?’
Bakunetsumaru turned around; Captain Gundam looked at him with an unimpressed face. ‘Don’t look at me like that; you’ve just gone and upset Dom’s apparently adopted sister!’
Captain Hiro acted quickly. ‘Bakunetsumaru, Go get Guneagle; he can fly after her; if she tells Destroyer Dom what happened, it sounds like he’s going to get very angry; along with the other two Zako Commandos. We defiantly don’t want them coming to our flying base.’
Zero levitated. ‘I’ll follow her now, otherwise there’s no way we’re gonna find her. She’s very fast. Tell Guneagle to follow Bellwood’s locator; I’ll activate the one he gave me. That way Guneagle can follow my signal.’
Captain Hiro nodded, and Zero shot off after Sora. Captain Gundam watched Zero fly off. ‘What a mess we’re in.’
Bakunetsumaru’s eye twitched. Well maybe if you didn’t set her off like that Captain… She must have GPS or something, I swear…
Captain Gundam looked at Bakunetsumaru. ‘That was a she?’
Everyone fell over, their legs stuck in midair.
‘Captain Gundam contemplated Bakunetsumaru’s revelation. ‘Oh. Well, I still don’t understand her. She confuses me; I find her very hard to understand, I’ve never met another robot so… expressive.’
Captain Hiro was back on his feet. ‘Bakunetsumaru, there is no time to waste.’
Bakunetsumaru jumped to attention. ‘Right! Yes Sir! On my way!’ he ran off to fetch Guneagle.
*
‘Zero had gained a little on Sora. ‘Hey Sora! Come back!’ he yelled after her.
Sora Looked over her shoulder, ‘Leave me alone!’ she said, still very weepy. She sped up to out fly Zero.
Zero was a little cheesed. ‘Some one has to give Captain Gundam a lesson in psychology…’ he sped up as much as he could, but he pushed to keep up.
Sora had managed to increase the gap between herself and Zero. She was flying over a beach when she noticed something on the ground. ‘Pink Doga? What’s she doing? Huh? Looks like there’s a human riding her back.’

*** not finished, but I’ll type more soon ^_^*******

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