Thursday, May 12, 2005

   Psycho Day
SGT Sora's Dairy Entry 12MAY05

Not To Self: Do NOT Allow Chute to print this entry off like last time... and end up being called wierdo by Bakunetsumaru... Such things are not good...

Today was a psycho day. First, my cat shat on the floor for the 822nd day in a row. I have no plausible reason why it just won't use the kitty litter to crap in; it piddles fine, but noooooooo when it comes to doing a giant poop, it prefers the tiles instead.
After cleaning the poop up (I'm kipping at Ash's house in a wood not too far from Neotapia City) I went to the power station and sucked up some of the energy; my powercells got super charged! Woot! (To me, it's the equivalent of eating a kilo or so of sugar! Crazy stuff.) I ran all the ay to Chute's house, and found out that there had been a large power failure across neotopia... I didn't mention what I got spyched up on earlier... but I had fun chasing Captain Gundam (I didn't have any particular reason for chasing him; it was just one of those random things I do now and then) and I beat Zero at poker (only coz i cheated and used another deck...), then, after being told by chute not to walk on the walls because it freaked out the other people, I decided to sit an Baku's head for about half an hour, until I accidently pulled his helmet off.
When that happened, I screamed so loud the window in the work shop cracked. I thought i had ripped Baku's head off by accident or something... jebus that gave me the willies. I was running through the house screaming, until Zero investigated the 'headless Bakunetsumaru'. He explained to me that Baku had merely had his helmet removed, and that no damage was done.
Of course, the craziness didn't stop there. After setting fire to Chute's kitchen - I attempted to cook bread in the microwave; i didn't know bread was flammable... - they decided to remove one of my power cells to try and calm me down. Well, after they rang Ashlee and asked her to come and convice me not to lock myself in the attic (where I continued to make wierd nosies; I was freaking out Bakunetsumaru), they eventually pinned me to the gorund; they threatedned to make me drink water if i didn't stop chewing Zero's arm can you believe it!!
Well, they were successful in removing one of six powercells... until Bellwood explained to them that if it wasn't allowed to lose it's supercharge there was a chance it would become unstable and cause it to rupture the case causing a neuclear explosion. They quickly reurned the powercell and let me run free again.
Once my sixth powercell was replaced, I gave everyone (including Entengo) a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. I have no idea why I did that. I need to stop supercharging my powercells... i get too hypo.
For the rest of the day, I decided to hang around Baku. He was eating rice balls, and when I took a bite from his he glared at me then poke his tougue out then swallowed the rest in one bite. I disapeared for about 15 minutes, and returned with a giantrice ball the size of a small car which was ballanced above my head on a huge sheet of metal. Baku sat there for 5 minutes, 33 seconds and 12 miliseconds looking at it with huge eyes. When I said I made it just for him, he blinked and stared at it for about another minute. And they call me wierd...
By the time Baku had finished the giant rice ball off, I was a little less hypo; I was able to sit for a period of time without twitching. Baku saw under a tree polishing his swords; I sat next to him X3 I lent him my Autosol; the best stuff made EVER to polish metal. It's ten times better than other polishes; I use it to polish my equipment and SD unifrom. I Like Baku's red armour... it's so... hansom *_*
Goddammit! I wish I didn't just record that... what happens if someone else reads it?? Oh well, i'll protect this entry with 3 passwords or something.
Bak to the topic now that I've resolved that issue...
Anyways. As I was saying. Baku liked Autosole once I showed him how super-duper shiny it made metal. We sat there for quite a while polishing out stuff; eventually I became kinda tired (down side of being supercharged; once you reach normal levels of energy and begin to deplete those, you feel tired) and I slowly drifted into a nap. Poor Baku; I accidently leant on him when I fell asleep; he must have felt a little akward with a sleepy Gundam leaning on him.
Next thing ya know, I woke up in Chute's work shop on a matress. A note was left next to the bed. It said:
'Er... you fell asleep and spilled Autosol all over yourself... I would have cleaned it off, but i know you'd probably break my neck if I used water to wash it off. You might want to have a look where it got spilt; you'll see why I left it there.'

Sure enough, I was embarrased before I even lifted the blakets of me to see where I had spilt autosol... it was all doqn my front and... well... where humans would consider peronal. Thankfully I'm a Gundam; but it was still quite embarrasing. I cleaned up and re-polished all my armour, then hid in the attic again, but I was quiet as a mouse. They all thought I had left, but I had actually fallen asleep again. I woke up at about 10pm at night; little did i realise Chute and the Gundams were watching some horror movie. I came out of the attic noce and quiet so as not to wake anyone sleeping, and went into the lounge room; I couldn't help myself... I snuck up them and scared the crap outta them just at one of those high-tension moments ^_^

Ah well, that's enough for one dairy entry thing.

Over and Out, SGT Sora!!
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