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Monday, June 13, 2005


   Sora's Favourite Quotes
Sora: Here are a few of my favourite quotes I've heard or randomly made up. Some are wierd, others are plain as day and some are just... stupid.

1. "If people can be crazy lunatics, than so can Gundams." --> Some genius said this to me once when I went in for a check-up.

2. "If it doesn't fit in your mouth, it's certainly not going to fit out of your arse." --> My mother told this to me when I was younger and liked to eat everything and anything.

3. "You're an idiot. Why? Because only idiots get lost three metres from the front door." --> My mean brother

4. "Squirel that run up woman's leg find no nuts." --> Chinese dude

5. "If you see a timer with 15 seconds or more on it, try and de-arm it. If you see a timer with less than 15 seconds on it, run like hell and pray it's a dud." --> Red Zako told this to me when I was new around D.A.

6. "I'll rip your eyes out." --> moi =^.^=

7. "I'll rip your eyes out and shove them down your pants so you can watch me kick your arse." --> I pinched this off a friend some time ago. I heard it after quote 7.

8. "If you see a bright light at the end of the tunnel, then tell your friend to stop shinning the torch in your eyes."

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