Saturday, January 15, 2005

   Tales of Senka and Elwood! (tales 1-4)
mwahahaha...Senka is my comic version of myself, only looking cooler xD Elwood is sort of my alchemy apprentice...yes, this is in a comic format but it's not inked or scanned, so..

TALE I. To Be Evil, Or Not to Be Evil - Is That Even a Question?

SENKA: I am absolute evil! Mwhahahahaha!
ELWOOD: If you're so evil, why you making me collect all these
abandoned puppies?
SENKA: Puppies today...viscous dogs the next! Mwahhahahahaha!!
ELWOOD: You just think they're cute...
SENKA: That's only a plus.

*later*

ELWOOD: I'm hungry...
SENKA: Should I transmute the puppies into something yummy for your tummy?
ELWOOD + PUPPIES: Noo!
SENKA: *cuddles puppy* Good 'cuz I could NEVER eat my lil' puppy
wuppers! Isn't that right, Mr. Rawr? Your my lil' Mr. Rawr! Yes you
are, yes you are!
ELWOOD: You're mad!!
SENKA: Am I evil now?
ELWOOD: If by evil you mean mentally unbalanced and socially inept...then YES!
SENKA: Sweet. Mwahahahaha!



TALE II. Why Did I Do This Again?

SENKA: So, what have we learned?
ELWOOD: I should build a time machine and stop myself from becoming your apprentice?
SENKA: hm. I guess that works too, but I was thinking more of robbing a bank...
ELWOOD: What?!
SENKA: Ya...a time machine is good and all, but robbing banks is just, ya know, more fun...
ELWOOD: For who?!
SENKA: Everyone of course! Especially me. ^.^
ELWOOD: That's it, I quit! Senka, you're no longer my master!
SENKA: 'Fraid you're mistaken. Didn't you read the fine print?
ELWOOD: Fine print...?
SENKA: Yup. Look-you can't quit. I must disown you. And I must say, you are the funnest slave..er...apprentice I've ever had!
ELWOOD: Wha-?! Why did I agree to this?
SENKA: If I recall, it had something to do with your life story...
ELWOOD: Oh yeah...There was that day five years ago when...

*later*

ELWOOD: ...so then it seemed like a no brainer.
SENKA: Fascinating, really.
ELWOOD: Funny thing-I can't remember what we were talking about...
SENKA: Really? Shame.
ELWOOD: Hm...
SENKA: Anywho...let's go Elf Wood.
ELWOOD: EL-WOOD! Not elf wood!!



TALE III. Drop That Elf Wood!

SENKA: Sweet, I found a piece of wood! And it's mine, all mine! Mwahahahaha!
ELWOOD: I don't suppose it belonged to a gnome?
SENKA: Nah...based on the age of the wood, I'd say...an elf wood. Ohholysweetnessofdoom-it's an Elf Wood! Just like you Elf Wood!
ELWOOD: ELWOOD! And I was jokin-
SENKA: -there's no time for that. We have to sell it! We'll be stinkin' rich!
ELWOOD: What? I was only-
SENKA: Come on! We have no time to waste!
STRANGER: Hey-I heard you talking about some Elf Wood there?
SENKA: It's mine, back off!
STRANGER: I'm gunna have to get that from you!
SENKA: Noooo! RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!

*a battle ensues over the wood*

*ten episodes later*

SENKA: Ha! The Elf Wood is mine! See Elf Wood? That's how it's done.
ELWOOD: Wow, and it only took five minutes.
SENKA: That's 'cuz I'm a pro. Anyway, weren't you saying something about the Elf Wood? You think it's worth millions?
ELWOOD: I was joking. It's just wood.
SENKA: Huh?
ELWOOD: It's only wood.
SENKA: . . . Oh well, at least I got to portray my evil-ness in battle today.

*tosses wood away*

ELWOOD: *sigh*
TALE IV. Senka Takes the IQ Test!

ELWOOD: In my hands is a test...
SENKA: OOoh...does it tell me how evil I am?
ELWOOD: uh, sure...
SENKA: Sweet!

*grabs test*
*begins to work*

*later...*

ELWOOD: Good, let's see how smar-I mean, how evil you are...
SENKA: W00t! ^.^
GRADING MACHINE: beep beep beeeeep...com..put...ing...ding!
ELWOOD: The results are here!
SENKA: Cool! I bet I got a 100% evil!
GRADING MACHINE: Score - 0
ELWOOD: o_o;; ((how is that possible..?))
SENKA: sweet! Uh, it grades reverse, right?
ELWOOD: o_o;;
SENKA: Ah dangit, the machine killed Elf Wood! He was so suprised by my evilness he died!
ELWOOD: *twitch*
SENKA: ah! he moved! he livessssss!!
ELWOOD: *twitch* That time machine would be reaallllyyyyy handy 'bout now...
SENKA: eh...?

TO BE CONTINUED...!
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