Saturday, January 15, 2005

   Tales of Senka and Elwood! (tales 5-6)
And so the adventure of Senka and Elwood continues!! mwahahahaha!



TALE V. That Really Would Have Been Better Left Unsaid...

SENKA: dot dot dot...
ELWOOD: huh?
SENKA: sweatdrop!
ELWOOD: What are you doing?!
SENKA: I'm narrating my life, said Senka.
ELWOOD: Uh...why?
SENKA: laugh. It seemed funny, answered Senka.
ELWOOD: Er, okay...
SENKA: hm...Senka is thinking.
ELWOOD: good, you could use that.
SENKA: Senka doesn't know what to do.
ELWOOD: huh?
SENKA: *bleeped for scary content*, thinks Senka.
ELWOOD: AH! O.O TOO MUCH INFO!! AHHH!! >_x
SENKA: What's wrong with *bleep!*? inquired Senka.
ELWOOD: My thoughts!! They burnnnnnnn!! Leave me alone!! x_x
SENKA: Okay. Senka shrugs and walks off.
ELWOOD: Someone...please...save me...*collapses*



SPECIAL I. Why Bleep?

SENKA: Why did they bleep my thoughts? That's so rude!
ELWOOD: They had good reason!
SENKA: But why??? What's wrong with wanting to eat toast?!
ELWOOD: AHHHHHHHH!!
SENKA: No, seriously! What's wrong with wanting to eat toast?!
ELWOOD: AHHHHH-!! Wait a minute...eating toast? You wanted to eat toast?
SENKA: Yes. I like toast very much.
ELWOOD: So...why was it bleeped?
SENKA: I think its because people are dirty minded.
ELWOOD: but what's that have to do with toast?
SENKA: No idea.
ELWOOD + SENKA: Hmm...
AUTHOR: I LOVE TOAST! IT'S MINE! I WANTED IT ALL TO MYSELF! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
SENKA: Ah-ha! So she bleeped it so she could steal it!
ELWOOD: That doesn't make sense-!
SENKA: Perfect sense! After her! CHARGE!!!
ELWOOD: Why??!!

AUTHOR: And so I am chased by Senka and Elwood for the toast. Which is still mine. Mwahahahahaha!!!
SENKA: Get back here!!
AUTHOR: Gotta run!
ELWOOD: Wait! Why are we doing this?!
SENKA: I wanna *bleep*! Ah darn it, lemme *bleep* darnit!
ELWOOD: What's wrong with *bleep*?!
AUTHOR: Mine! Hisssss!!
SENKA: ...*bleep*.









TALE VI. Enter Cyrus, Exit Cyrus and Elwood

SENKA: I made a new friend today! ^.^
ELWOOD: oh really?
SENKA: Yup. His name is Cyrus. Come on out Cyrus!
CYRUS: I wasn’t hiding. I’ve been standing here the whole time.
SENKA: Haha! What a joker! hahahahahaha...*cough*ha...oh, yeah, this is my alchemy apprentice Elf Wood.
ELWOOD: It’s Elwood...*sigh*
CYRUS: Yo.
SENKA: He’s really cool at soccer! That’s how I met him-he hit me with a soccer ball!
CYRUS: I was hoping you’d be knocked unconscious.
SENKA: Hahaa...what a joker!
ELWOOD: So why are still here?
CYRUS: It seems I am not permitted to leave.
ELWOOD: me too.
SENKA: Hey! What are you two babbling about?
CYRUS: Our plot to bury you alive and see if you can get out in time to catch us after we run off.
ELWOOD: uh...o_o;;
SENKA: Really, cool! You are sooo amazing Cyrus!! ^^
CYRUS: Can I go now?
SENKA: No. ^^
ELWOOD: Any regrets?
CYRUS: Just one. I should have ran after I hit her. You?
ELWOOD: Many. Starting with I should I have walked away the moment I saw her transmute that statue into a lion...
CYRUS: That was her?
ELWOOD: Yeah, she’s the shadow alchemist. She brags about being able to transmute anything.
CYRUS: huh...If she wasn’t so scary, I’d think of that as cool.
ELWOOD: I know what you mean...
SENKA: Hey! You’re talking about me!
CYRUS: How’d you ever guess?
SENKA: I kept sneezing. *sniffle*
ELWOOD + CYRUS: . . .
CYRUS: You think if we keep talking about her we get away?
(Senka sneezes)
ELWOOD: Good idea.
(they high five)
CYRUS: That Senka...
ELWOOD: Senka sure is...
(they run)
SENKA: No-(ACHOO)-fair-(ACHOO)!

TO BE CONTINUED...!
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