Sunday, May 2, 2004

   *squeal*

My favorite game in the whole universe right currently now at this moment (and until I beat it and get sick of it, which will be a while since I don't even own the game) is Ninja Gaiden. My sister's boyfriend has it, and I believe I've rambled about this before. Oh well. Anyway, so he has it, and I'm tempted to get an X-Box just so I can have that game. I love it. I like the Vigoorian Flail... I like to behead people... It's fun. I got to blow up two tanks and a helicopter this morning... Yesterday my best friend was at my house, and I still couldn't drag myself away from the game, so she sat there and watched me get multiple game overs from falling into a very deep pit, and from getting eaten by a dinosaur skeleton, then beating the skeleton and falling into a pit before saving again, which, let me tell you, was greatly amusing. Then I had to fight some purple scaly chick, and I fought her for an hour and a half before I finally got my sister's boyfriend to do it for me. At one in the morning. And... I LOVE THAT GAME!!! ^_^ Heh heh... While my friend was there yesterday, I kept talking to Ryu... and the stupid people and the dinosaur and the other such enemies I was trying to kill, then by the time she left, uh.... I was... I forget what I was doing. I think I'm gonna go look for pictures from taht game, and pictures from Shaman King. More victims for my art. Yeah. Poor Hiei is my current victim, I haven't thought of any more ways to un-Hiei-ize him. So I'll just start drawing Ryu and Yoh. And Amidamaru (that dude's awesome). Bye!

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Friday, April 30, 2004

   Quiz results (results of my boredom)

find your element at mutedfaith.com. Cool. What Type of Villain are You? mutedfaith.com. Odd... That sounds exactly like me... though I'm not quite considered a villain... yet... Did I just say that out loud? No! I typed it. Okay, I'm safe... Just make sure you don't read it. I think last time I took this quiz, I was a stalker... Looking at the possible results, I think I probably should have gotten pseudo-villain... Find your Role-Playing Stereotype at mutedfaith.com. *sarcastically* Oh, no, of course I can't control my emotions... I don't know how accurate this one is. I don't Role Play, so does it really matter? Take the What Type of Friend are You? quiz, and visit mutedfaith.com. Well that's a surprise. *rolls eyes* Don't ask me for money, however, or you shall be flogged. The highschool stereotype quiz says I'm from a dysfunctional family who mistreated me, so I don't think that's right...

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Thursday, April 29, 2004

   Yay!!!

Today I went on a field trip to some research center thing that was like a two hour drive from where I live, and I don't remember the ride there being anything spectacular, especially since it was from 7:45 until like... 9:30... Which is really early and I was in the backseat of a van the whole time... Anyway, so... Well, yeah, so the ride there was rather interesting... I was with my best friend (alias "Eclipse Shinomori") and we were sitting there reading signs in these odd voices, and waving at people, and generally making the one girl in the van who didn know us very well, know us. We were just acting like lunatics. So while I was there, the three high points: Saw live beavers in beaver cage, tye-dyed shirts with by-products of acid mine drainage (not all that sure what it was, but it couldn't have been deadly or anything... I kinda got it on my arm and pants... if it had been deadly it probably would have hurt) and my shirt says "Shadow" and has the smiley face of doom on it (Mainly looks like ^_^ but it's actually a smile instead of an underdash and it's really cute. My trademark) and it says "Muwahahaha" but that ran so bad you can't really read it... Then on the front it has the smiley face of doom and says "Shadow Jaganshi" under it, but that ran so bad it's just abig black bleah, so... And the third high point was the best. I got to hold a snake. ^_^ Yay! It was so cute! And it seemed to like me... It wrapped itself around my arm and didn't seem to wanna let go (when the lady pulled it off and handed it to Eclipse, it kept its tail around my left hand). Either it liked me or it wanted to kill me... Constricting, you know... But I think I want a snake instead of a scorpion or another hamster... But that was cool. Then, on the ride back home, first me and Eclipse were sharing headphones to listen to Kenshin mp3s, then we were waving at people and trying to get them to wave or honk... It was funny. There were two vans of people from my school, and one was behind us, and we waved five (no, three. It was three. For some reason I'm saying five instead of three. "One, two, five!" "Three, sir!" "Three!" [Monty Python]). So anyway, we waved three times at them, and every time the teacher driving the van waved back. We got like... ten or twenty total strangers to wave, two semi-drivers to honk their horns, and we caught two or three people picking their noses in their cars. It was great fun. Some lady was like... wiping her nose on the sleeve of her t-shirt when we waved to her, and she waved. It's just like... Pick your nose and wave to smart idiots! It was funny... Then I poked Eclipse, and I said "Poke, pass it on." And she since there were all of five kids in the van, the poke reached the teacher driving, and her had a walkie talkie to talk to the other driver in the other van, and through it he said "Poke, pass it on." We were laughing. We were also laughing about the lady picking her nose on her sleeve. It was great. And we're supposed to be some of the smartest kids... O_o ^_^

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004

  

Take the World of Darkness Quiz by David J Rust

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Tuesday, April 27, 2004

   *bawling*

I have to memorize the Gettysburg Address by May 5th! I've had two months to do it and so far I know the first three sentences. I think I just memorized the fourth about twenty minutes ago. I read it and wrote it once, and voila, I just managed to remember it. But believe me, this is hard sh-- crap to remember. It uses all these stupid words that I don't understand, and it counts as a major test grade, and so far in history I have a 100, but I think I'm gonna flunk this and my final and totally flunk all my classes. Which is bad, cuz I have a straight A average since my first report card. I don't know how, cuz I really don't learn anything. Heh heh heh... *bursts out in tears and runs away, slamming into a wall and passing out due to the fact that she was running with her hands coverng her face. Little unicorns dance around her head.*

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The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store... 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hope to marry... (Inside card) - Someone other than you. 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost life like! 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 8. We've been friends for a very long time... (Inside card) - What do you say we stop? 9. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often. 12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. 13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas) 14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder.. (Inside card) - What was I thinking? 15. Congratulations on your wedding day!... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband. These were sent to me, I believe, by lieiavalon... I need these cards. I'd hand them out to just about everyone I know.

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Monday, April 26, 2004

   MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm finally getting some rank! No, not like the odor, like rank odor, cuz that'd be disgusting and not something I'd tell the public community. No, I mean like rank, like 1, 2, 3, captain, commander, God of the Universe. Yeah, my post below with the incessant ramblings, as I call it, still holds the record. Flint didn't beat me. By the way, it turns out it is over whatever it said there because I counted the words, then wrote even more, so altogether it came to 1593. Not a whole lot more than what the initial count was, but... Maybe I'll write a post that actually has a point, and try to break my own record. Wouldn't you love that? ^_^ See my halo? *points above head* It's shining. Shiiiiiiiiiinyyyyyyyyy!!!

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Sunday, April 25, 2004

Heh heh heh...

Well after staying up until... when? Three? Writing the below post, I went to my room and drew, finally going to bed around 4 something, and slept until 2:30 in the afternoon. ^_^ I'm probably gonna go to bed earlier than usual too. And I don't think I'll be able to get on the computer much until Thursday because of my band practices and my sister won't let me on after them because night is "her time on the computer," the little bitch. She just can't switch for three days. Wow. All of three days!!! How terrible. Stupid little... *insert multiple cuss words here*. Bye, then. ~SJ

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   Weee!!!

Woohoo! 1:37 in the morning is such a wonderful time! Not really, because I'm listening to like... video game midis and reading some story and I'm all false-happy and extremely false-cheerful! I wrote a whole chapter to my "Work Sucks" story in under 2 hours and posted it and everything! Woo! And... and... and... School sucks! Since I have band after school Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, I'm going to do all my math homework for those days on Sunday, and Thursday too since that's when my stupid damn concert is and I won't have time to do my homework then either unless I sacrifice my computer time! Which I won't do for homework, because homework is shit! Yay! My mother probably won't let me on the computer tomorrow because I was on it ALL $%^&ING DAY today! Well, Saturday, plus until what is now currently 1:43 AM on Sunday... Yeah. Seriously. Like, noon thirty until around five, then like... an hour later I was back for a half hour or so, then I got off to eat ice cream and attempt to read some of Lemony Snicket: Unauthorized Autobiography which has so far turned out to be a rather strange book, kinda reminds me of something I might write when I become a world famous author sometime in the nowhere-near future. Uhm.... Where was I? Oh yeah, then after eating ice cream around 8 or something, I got back on the computer and have been on ever since and it is now 1:48, and at least I'm not reading some psycho fanfics like I usually end up doing at this hour of the damned morning. Sorry I'm cussing--DAMMIT I CAN'T TYPE!!!-- Sor-ry I am Cus-sing so much. There. I typed it. I'm cussing because: 1) I was writing my stories earlier and just felt like cussing in those, too, and 2) it's 1:50 in the goddamn morning and I'm listening to some midi called "Unicorn Dance" and it's so CUTE! Dunno why it is, it just is. Did you know my best friend ran into a tree, fell in a creek, and got hit by a 5-year-old on a bicycle? Yeah, she's suddenly having very bad luck. But me, I'm peachy keen and safe when I sit in my swiveling computer chair and my swiveling video game chair and my non-swiveling bed with the mini-disc player and speakers playing "Kokoro no Hadaka" or something similar... Yeah, I was right. "Nakedness of the Heart" if you care for the English translation. It's Sanosuke's theme... Or one of them... It's cool. Hey, what does this little "Format line breaks as HTML? (Recommended.)" do? Not that it matters, I suppose if I leave it checked like it's supposed to be then my computer probably won't blow up. Don't you agree? You know, I'm planning on being an author, and I think when I start writing as a living I'm going to become nocturnal and live in the middle of a forest in a secluded cabin. Not like that place in "Secret Window" because that place just freaked me out at night in the movie and if I moved to some place similar to that--Dammit, now I'm getting paranoid, I swear to god there's some guy standing behind me, maybe with a *twitch, cringe, shudder* screwdriver--anyway, so if I moved to some place similar to that I'd constantly be haunted by that damn movie because think about it: an author living in the middle of a forest in a cabin... Yeah. That's called A STEPHEN KING SETTING IF I EVER DAMN SAW ONE MYSELF! Which I suppose I have, but you never know. Damn this post is long. That's what you get at 1:57 in the morning. I almost said "in the damn morning" but decided not to. You know, I'm typing this all very fast and I really don't know what I'm typing, so I could probably be revealing my deepest secrets to you and wouldn't realize it, but then again, I couldn't say what my depeest secret is... Everybody in the universe who is slightly observant and has half a piece of a speck of a brain knows who I like, everybody knows that I have about 400 phobias (none of which have anything to do with animals. More like phobias of people, small spaces, dammit now it's 2:00 in the damn f%^*ing morning, dammit, oh, that's not a phobia by the way, the whole 'dammit 2:00 blah blah" yeah, no, that's not a phobia. Anyway...) Let's see, I have no idea what I've written so far. You know, I'd be kinda happy if I could write the rest of this post without having to hit "backspace" again, because that's getting really annoying. Why do I have to make so many typos? At least I catch most of them... of course... *skips over to ff.net to read "Fly From the Inside" chapter 4* Oh, this story is very good. Poor Hiei is in looooove. He's being tortured by Kurama. It's funny. ^_^ *floats away again* Wee, I'm getting all these images in my mind that I'd like to draw by most definitely do not have the talent for. ^_^ Hee hee hee... You know, I'm kinda in that kinda mood like I am whenever I get off the phone with Eclipse (yeah, the "look-at-me-I-like-to-run-into-trees!" girl). All hyper and stupid. Well, I'm always stupid, and 95% of the time hyper (the other 5% of the time being when I'm not hyper), but when I'm on the phone with her I'm retarded and twice as hyper as usual, which is scary. Then my sister gets all peeved and yells at me and complains to my mother that I'm always so loud when I'm with my friends and stuff... You know, I've already said this, but I'm rambling all kinds of stuff and you all could be stalking me and standing outside the window beside me at this very damn moment (DAMMIT, ANOTHER WAVE OF PARANOIA JUST FROM THINKING THAT! *glances at window, over shoulder, at front door, into dark living room, shivers*), but if you were indeed standing outside the window at this very moment at 2:11 in the morning on Sunday April 25th, then you most definitely would be quite unable to read this. Oh lookie, I've been online for two hours since I posted my chapter whatever... 8 or something... of Work Sucks. Jolly Good. I think I'll probably post this now seeing as the scrolly bar is getting rather small. Bye! *after posting and seeing how long this is* Holy %^&*ing God, this is a long post... It's like a friggin BOOK! Oh, by the way in that story Hiei just kissed Cordy. How cute. Yeah, it doesn't matter and you probably don't give... something... a cows left leg or whatever that saying is... about it. But hey, since this post is incredibly stupid and retarded, then whatever! Who cares! Hope you have fun reading this one, Ali. See how I get at early hours? At least I wasn't in my perverted frame of mind... Yeah, the one I get in to make Jonathan accuse me of being addicted to such things as he accuses me of being addicted to, but which I am most definitely NOT addicted to, thank you very much. *incoherent grumbles under breath* Shh! No myO members read that little part! Shhhh! If you are myO member and admit you read that little part, I believe I will have to eat your soul, like I think Zeke is gonna do to Yoh on Shaman King next season! Doom shall ensue! Dammit, I hate being so insecure and paranoid. Okay, so I'm still adding to this damn post. Dammit. Still reading that story, too, and it's now 2:46. As soon as I finish this chapter I'm going to bed. *ha internal argument during which the angel (rather tired, chibi angel, by the way), manages to incapacitate the devil (rotten little bugger, not in the least bit tired, and wielding a pitchfork) with a Hannukah candle holder thing.* I know what they're called, but since that damned little tired angel just won over, I'm braindead. *Chibi devil makes a comeback and war is waged inside my head* I'm surprised my eyeballs haven't been knocked out from the inside yet. *back from reading and is no laughing insanely* Runners! Oh boy. New trigger word... Don't talk about runners around me, anyone. I think I'm on a high. I'm so close to bursting into maniacal laughter it's slightly dangerous being as if I did at 2:56 AM somebody would have my head on a plaque on the wall. I almost screamed earlier when my paranoia was too great, but I survived. Remember, do not talk about RUNNERS around me. It will trigger maniacal laughter and/or bad images. Runners... *psychotic laughter* Well I'm done with this story so now I'm gonna conclude this book-post and go to bed. Ja! *vanishes in a dramatic explosion of fire and little orange smiley faces that explode from the ground and bounce around in the room until somebody figures out how to rid the room of them, which won't be easy* I think I should get an award for longest post. 1,549 words! That's as long as some of the chapters in my stories! *throws herself out a window and lands on the ground two feet below, looking up at the cloaked stalked that's been standing outside the damned window since everyone else went to bed*

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Friday, April 23, 2004

AHHHHHHH

What the hell? My colors got all screwed up! Why is it GREEN? What happened to my text? I didn't touch it. Why is the html easy-code thing gone? Wahhhh... Maybe I'll go to the main page and read the news or whatever and see if it's screwed up or if it's just me...

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