Thursday, October 30, 2003

   Trick-or-Treat and other stuff!!!

Trick or Treat is tonight where I live... And since now I live in town, I have to deal with little kids. But we're not giving out candy, so nobody better come or we'll have to set my sister on them. Yes, the sister with the idiotic boyfriend. But there better not be any little kids coming or they will be scared. Severly. On other topics, I'm going to my best friend's house tomorrow. I'm going home with her from school, and she's going trick or treating on her street, somewhat. She lives on a dead end street. At the end of the dead end. Anyway, she's going to wear her soccer uniform and go as herself. She suggested that I wear all black (I usually wear a black shirt and dark blue jeans. I would wear all black except for the fact that my sister does.) and my leather coat and follow her around as a government-hired stalker. I like that idea. I'm obsessed with being a government-hired stalker. I don't know why. I like watching people without them knowing I'm there, and knowing things abut people that they don't know I know. That's the stalker part. Government-hired is because the government probably pays more than some street freak who might hire me to stalk the government. And besides, government-hired might be safer than street freak-hired. I have 5 friends total (I'm fine with 5 friends. I used to have more, but one turned into a prep and went to hang out with people of her own intelligence level. She got replaced. So actually I didn't have more than 5... Oh well. I used to have less.). I will tell you two of their nicknames... Okay, my best friend's name is: Government-hired-stalker's-best-friend. Aka Eclipse. She's an armadillo. Without a shell. Who does not walk across river bottoms. My second-best friend's nickname is: Government-hired-stalker's-best-friend-who-is-a-boy-but-is-not-her-boyfriend-friend. Aka... He doesn't have a nickname. He's a Llama. He spits. He doesn't like being called llama. He says he's a grizzly bear. I can't see anything about him that's a grizzly bear, so I call him llama. Hey! He wanted me to come up with a nickname! I'm a trained monkey. ~SJ Welcome to the pure insanity of Shadow Jaganshi

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