Sunday, November 23, 2003

Tell me if this makes sense to you.

"Normal for you is abnormal. If you drink alcohol, then you'll be abnormal, but for you, that's normal." Honestly, I understand that. That was said to me by my best friend's mother. Advice. She told me never to drink alcohol after she saw me on a sugar high. I told it might make me normal, so I wouldn't drink it. Then she said that. Oh, by the way, I don't to drugs. I just act like it. I am writing this demented new story called "You Wish!" and it's quite demented. I already have 3 chapters posted and I just started it yesterday. You know what? I'm hyper. Cuz of that story. Heh heh. Weeee! I don't do drugs; I just act like it! Smokin' weed, here! Woo! Cough cough cough cough... That hurt. What hurt? I don't know? You know what? I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail last night and that movie is FUNNY! I like the black knight or whatever. The guy who isn't going to let King Arthur across the bridge? Yeah, that guy is funny. I also liked the bunny, and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. And the monks. "Pies lesu Domine; Dona eis requiem... *whack* Pies lesu Domine..." On the extras on the DVD, there was this thing that was an editorial on how to properly sing along with that. Step #3 was funny. "Now strike yourself sharply on the forehead with the box of the dvd. Did that hurt? ... No?! Then you're not doing it hard enough. Lift the box again, only sideways this time. Now bang yourself in the forehead until the blood starts to show, and the white bone of your skull begins to protrude out of the jagged gash of flesh-filled tissue above your face! *starts laughing. Sounds of a struggle. Random thins yelled, like , "LET GO OF ME! HEY!" then... Thud! Silence...* That was great. I liked the Knights of Ni, too. And the Frenchmen... the whole movie was good. ^_^ Has anyone else out there seen it? If I had a talking lizard in one of my stories that shouts at people who call him stupid and then gives them a complex mathematical equation to solve to prove he is not stupid, is that strange? I mean... I was writing that, and all of a sudden I realized what I was writing and that's when this came to my mind: "I don't do drugs! I just act like it!" Heh. Oh yay? ~SJ Are you scared of me? I am...

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