Thursday, November 11, 2004

OKAY, KIDS! I have struck treasure! *snort* My mother found a story I wrote in second grade. All errors were in the story. Here it is. "Talking Cabinets" One day a baby jellyfish named Jelly was swiming with his mother. Jelly's favorite food is honey, his favorite color is green and he is red. His mother is blue and she likes chocolate chip cookies and her favorite colors are black and yellow. One day, when Jelly had got a jar of honey out, he heard something say "HEY! Why did you steal my honey?!" Jelly was terrified, he turned around saw that the cabinet had a face and its face looked MAD!! He got up and RAN to his mother and said "MOM!, the cabinets' talking!" His mom said "stop telling stories!" Jelly said "I'm not! It's the truth! I was eating some honey and... and... I heard someone day, why did you steal my honey!?" "Fine then, show me the talking cabinets!" said Jelly's mom. "O.K.! I will!" said Jelly and he went into the kitchen and started eating honey. But the cabinet didn't talk for three hours! Then his mother went out of the kitchen and the cabinets started yelling and screaming and waving their handles! Every night Jelly got out of going upstairs to sleep by saying the cabinets would haunt him. He got to go to bed late and sleep with his mother. Finally, two weeks later Jelly decided to invedtigate inside the cabinets. When he looked inside he found a little fish inside with a puppet face sticking out that you ould move the eyes and mouth. He had a tape player which had spooky voices recorded on it. Jelly took the fish out into the light and saw the fish was one of Jelly's friends who was just playing a joke. The fish's name is Golden because she is a goldfish. Jelly took Golden to his mother and his mother said "let him go," so he did. THE END. See? I've always been a wonderful author, haven't I! I read this and was in fits of hysterical laughter... Look at the crap I write now... Teehee...

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