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Tuesday, December 9, 2003


   11 Homer Simpson quotes
1. "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
2. "I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"
3. I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
4. "Mmmm, free goo."
5. "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."
6. "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
7. "Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
8. "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
9. "If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
10. "Trying is the first step towards failure."
11. "Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." (to aliens who abducted Simpson family)

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