Friday, January 16, 2004

   Odd...

This is a strange email between me and my best friend. Me: God, I'm hyper. I was watching Rurouni Kenshin, and I was making fun of it. I mean, in a good way. Like doing commentary. I was watching some of the last episodes I have on tape, and you know that Senkaku dude who had the cone head, and he took over the village with that little kid Eiji (ay-jee) and killed the kids parents and whatever? Well, I just stuck in the tape and hit play and that's the episodes it was on, so I watched Kenshin fight him, and I noticed that he wears REALLY REALLY TIGHT CLOTHES and his DANGLEY PARTS are very NOTICEABLE. It's quite GROSS. And I told my sister about that, and we were sitting there laughing, and I laughed so hard I had a massive headache, and my sister's like, "Any time I want you to think of that, I'll just go, 'La la la la!'" And she was having bad images of guys with DANGLEY PARTS in SPANDEX. And I also watched the one where Sanosuke learned the Futae no Kiwami, and I was just sitting there thinking, "I think I'll go out and punch a lot of rocks and see how many fingers I can break. Then when people ask what happened to my hands, I'll say, 'Well, I shattered my fingers trying to perform the Futae No Kiwami.'" And they'd look at me like I was insane. Excpet Tim and Ricky, who watch Rurouni Kenshin. And you. Amanda hasn't seen those episodes. Ummmm. Yeah, it'd be like that time I pulled a muscle attempting the Kamehameha wave at Jenny's house... Oh, today on the way home, Ali's like, "I want a car." and her dad said, "Well start saving your money." Then innocent little me in the back of the car says, "I want a sword." Her dad's just like, "I'm not even going anywhere with that." And Ali's like, "Ohh! You could kill Jonathan!" And I said I wouldn't kill Jonathan, and she's like, "Would you kill Tony?" "Hm.. Yes I would." She named someone else, too, but I forget. Then I'm like, "Yeah, I have a mental list in my head of who I'm gonna kill." And I really do. But I suppose I should learn how to use a sword before I butcher anyone with it. I REALLY HONESTLY DO WANT A SWORD! I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE!!! I'll even accept a reverse blade! But I WANT A SWORD! I have like... almost $200, and sword would probably cost several hundred more than that. Maybe I should just start a sword fund and buy nothing until I have enough money to buy a sword, then I will buy a sword and learn how to use it, and I will be a murderous lunatic. Muwahahahahahaha. I will kick your ass. And Chris's ass. No. He'd probably like that too much. *****(then i listed some other people i'd like to kill)***** Her reply: ~blinks~ You. Are. Insane. my reply: Yes. Thank you. You know what? I want to live in the forest all by my self and have no links with humanity. Only you and Jonathan and possibly Ali would know where I lived. Gwahahahahahahahaha. her reply: You would too. my reply: I honestly want to. My profound thought in math class was "Life is shallow." I can't explain why I feel that way. I mean, honestly. Nothing is anything to me. I mean, certain things are... I mean... Like... I don't know. It's really confusing. I don't understand it. I need to go talk to some Confucious or that Chinese dude that's been dead for gazoogletrons of years. Or like... ancient old wise Japanese old people. (Old Japanese/Chinese people frighten me.) Did you know that samurais had cherry blossom viewing gatherings and wrote poetry about cherry blossoms, because the cherry blossom was symbolic... Cuz they fall off the tree in their prime, not when they're withered and dead, and the Samurai thought of that as how they would die: In battle when they were young rather than as old crippled scary people. ... Muwahahahahhaha. When I get my own house, I'll be the freaky girl who is never seen outside. Little kids will dare their friends to go up on my porch. Then, I'll snag some little kid and drag him into my house and show him the collection of swords I intend on having at some point. And then I'll throw the kid out the second or third story window and he will be dead. And I will laugh and drag his corpse back into my house and eat it. MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A bit random, I know. See, we just have these pointless, strange conversations. They're completely pointless, and very strange.

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