Friday, July 1, 2005

   life is gewd!

Ah... Being free is so great... Well, I just signed up on a site to get a Japanese penpal. How awesome is that? I have to wait like, 20 days to get my profile approved, and by then I'll have forgotten that I signed up! How awesome is that... Then I'll randomly get an email and be like, "Wtf is this?" ... Great. Well, let me tell you! I started having ideas for my next story last night, so I put a big ol' stopper in my brain cavity. Actually, I beat the shit out of my muses, so... um... NO MORE STORIES! Made you jump, didn't I? Made you nervous! No way I'm gonna stop writing! I have the next two years of my life planned out! Well, as far as writing goes. I'll be writing fanfics until I'm 18... Cuz two of the ones I have planned will probably be more huge undertakings... So, I get a break of two or three shorter stories, then I get TWO HUGE UNDERTAKINGS IN A ROW! THAT'S TEN YEARS OFF MY LIFE! THE STRESS! I'LL DIE! I'LL DIE! I SWORE I'D NEVER WRITE ANOTHER LONG STORY! Man, let me tell you, I *MUST* be a masochist, or else why would I do this to myself? The good thing is, unless you're like, psycho stalkers, if I don't write two really long stories in a year or so, you will have forgotten about my rants, and I'll be safe from "But you said this and that" and "I thought you were gonna write this and that?" You guys want a teaser for my next story? TOO BAD! HA HA HA! I HAVE TO GO WATCH PARANOIA AGENT CUZ IT WAS HILARIOUS ON SATURDAY AND I GOTTA RECORD IT TO SHOW IT TO MY FRIEND! CUZ SHE'S ON VACATION HUNDREDS OF MILES AND SEVERAL STATE LINES AND A COUPLE LAKES AWAY FROM HERE! *spontaneously bursts into tears* How do you spell incinerating? It doesn't have two 't's, does it... Man, I can't spel. I'm proofing chapter 27. I spelled 'incinerating' like this: incinterating. What, pray tell, is incinterating? (wouldn't that be funny if that was the right way to spell it?) Man, let me tell you about what I've told approximately three other people today! Some stupid people reviewed every chapter of my story and totally spammed it up with identical reviews for every chapter: "This is my review for chapter [#]" and "number one!" "number 2" "hahahahahaha number 3!" TOTAL SPAM! I'M PISSED! I want reviews, but not stupid shit like that! God! So, I'm going to publicly embarass them with a note on the end of the chapter shouting. And some of them were anonymous so I can delete those if I feel so inclined. I don't, at the moment... but I may. When I feel that I have the time to spare. Now, it's 12:53 and Paranoia Agent is on in 7 minutes. JA MATA NE!

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