Sunday, October 16, 2005

Skool Sucks

MY BRAIN IS TOAST! I know I wrote a post yesterday. I did. I swear I did. But it's not posted today. So where is it? ...I don't know. It must have been eaten by the cyber zombies. *wards off cyber zombies with sacred cyber sutras* Now. I know I probably didn't say anything important in that post yesterday... Cuz I don't remember anything more than that I was writing something in this here box dealio... Gah! I have to go back to skool tomorrow... *removes eyes with small pointed object* There's a squirrel outside my window. It's cute. It has a fluffy tail. Fluffy was on Inuyasha last night. I like Fluffy. He's very cute. *pets Fluffy's hair* *randomly sings along with Dogfight* I'm a bit disconnected today. I SLEPT UNTIL NOON! Actually, if you want to be technical, 11:48. That makes me SO. HAPPY. Because Thursday, I woke up at 7:30. Friday, between 6:30 and 6:45. Saturday, around 7. WHY? I DIDN'T HAVE SCHOOL? I STAYED UP LATER THAN USUAL AND WOKE UP EARLIER THAN SHOULD BE LEGAL IN SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES! Oh! Who likes my new avatar? XP I was at my friend's house and started totally randomly singing "Sesshoumaru and Youko, sittin' in a tree!" That's all the farther I got, then I cracked up laughing hysterically (as did Eclipse). Oh my God. Man, I just can't stay on one track of thought today. Everything triggers some other thought about something else and I change the subject. Guess what, though. Shadow is like, being a total bitch in the back of my head. She won't leave me alone. The second she gets me alone, she's gonna jump on me and force me to write something between her and Hiei, since I haven't written anything between those two in nearly two weeks or more... Shadow's starting to get a bit... horny... Sesshoumaru just won't do the trick. He's beautiful and all, but she can't do much more than look at him... And, as she just pointed out to me, she can't get off on just looking. Of course, even if she could, and did, she would never get another chance to look at Sesshoumaru, because he would probably remove her eyes. How dare she, right? Not the point. The point is, Shadow, who quite literally lives in the back of my mind, is horny, and she really wants Hiei back, and if I don't get a move on writing the rest of BA2, she's going to have a conniption fit... So if anything compels me to write more, faster, it's going to be Shadow's hormones... I'm dead serious. I just noticed a couple days ago that things were suddenly starting to pop into my head more than they had been before... Things between Shadow and Hiei... and it's because Shadow wants them to be there and wants to have something happen and wants this and wants that and wants everything and I, being her middleman between her world and mine, have to get it for her. Of course. I'm starting to see how doing 'The Dark Half' for my favorite book for this gay-ass project in English is a really good idea. I can make everyone think I'm mildly schizo or something... YAY! "The Dark Half is my favorite book because it reminds me of a situation I find myself in day after day... I have a dark half... her name is Shadow..." ~SJ

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