Friday, January 6, 2006

  

I came home and talked like, 300 words a minute to my mother, but now I can't remember what I said to write 300 words a minute to you guys. Terrible, aren't it? We'll try to remember. We'll run through my day. Biology: Took a quiz. Got 4 out of 5 right... Sat and did nothing memorable for the rest of the class period. Gym: Didn't change clothes. Spent the period sitting off to the side watching the stupidity of hormone-driven teenage males as they played dodgeball. FLIC: Watched the last five minutes of Crash. Sat and felt miserable the rest of the time. I'm sick. Have been all week. Runny nose, sore throat. Japanese: First, I received this adorable little dog charm for good luck, since it is the year of the dog. I spent the first half of the period jingling it, and popping the bubble wrap it had come in, and generally being hyper and annoying the population of the room (as in, three other people). Then... Then, I went into the next room, and we had conversation... I made a horrible error in my speech. Terribly hilarious. We were stating places, purpose for going there, and who we went with, and the conversation teacher is like, "Can you say you went to a Japanese resturant to eat sushi? All together." So we're like, "Nihon no resutoran ni sushi o tabeni ikimashita." then she's like, "Can you add that went with your mother and father?" and this is where I made my horrid mistake. I was staring at this sheet of paper that had another sentence on it, and I was just staring and staring at the "shi" part... So I said, "Chichi to haha to nihon no resutoran ni sushi o shini iki-- TABENI ikimashita!!" Me and my best friend cracked up laughing hysterically... Lord... that sentence, using "shini" instead of "tabeni" translates it basically to "I went to a Japanese resturant with my dad and mom to do sushi." I think I slapped myself in the face. It was horrible. Cuz lately I've been saying things like "party o shimasu" all the time and have slipped up so many times and said like, "cookie o shimasu" (do the cookie) and one time I looked at my dog and thought "puppy o tabemasu"... AGH! I'm NOT going to eat my puppy. Foreign languages are so much fun. So then I went back into the other room where I'd been annoying people and wrote up on the board, in Japanese, the thing about doing sushi... The Japanese 1 kid thinks I have mental issues already. ...That certainly didn't improve matters. But I gave him my half-popped bubble wrap today, so he should appreciate that! XD Lol. He likes Naruto and takes martial arts classes. Otherwise, the only thing I know about him is his name. Moving right along... Lunch: Got harassed. Lunch is only half an hour long, but it's the most active half hour of the day. I get so much accomplished during lunch. I mean... I got harassed, insulted, molested, claimed as a wife, dominant, submissive, apparently found out I had sex with one of my friends (my "husband") last night and used the whip and handcuffs another friend apparently gave me... My friend tried to kiss my hand and after pulling back for a few minutes, I thrust my fist forward suddenly (he was holding onto my hand with both of his) and punched him in the mouth (so it didn't hurt that bad, but the fact remains, it was funny). Let's see... I think I might have called my "husband" my bitch... Yes, he's my bitch. Let's see what else... He told me his dad walked in on him watching porn... We won't expand on that one... Um. Some other crap happened, but I don't remember what all. World Cultures: Studied for my math test, stared off into space while my teacher talked about Caesar and Octavian... Math: Took a test. Looked at assigned homework and decided not to do it. Creative writing: Wrote. Listened to music. Discovered that thinking of my characters as my "babies" isn't extremely abnormal. My teacher said that you should think of your characters as your children. (I do). I call them my babies... I was thinking of a particular one at the time, his name is Raj, and he's a bounty hunter... I took a liking to him when I created him... He's sort of a Dante/Yusuke/Hiei/Inuyasha/unknown hybrid. Basically, guns and swords solve everything, he doesn't think too much, people annoy him, he's extremely impulsive, he has a companion that's a wolf, he lives in a fantasy world that's gonna contain some of my sister's pets if she'll let me use them, and he's poor, doesn't have good family relations, and doesn't bathe often enough. ^_^ I like him. He's my baby. But anyways, we were writing, and the bell rang before I was halfway done, and I had to turn it in. *cries violently* I might write the story with Raj, though. And this other guy I created from the same timeline, named Artair, which means something cool in some language... as does Raj... but I can't remember what. Raj's wolfy companion's name is Zev, which, appropriately, means "wolf" in Hebrew or something. English: Was violently forced to read out loud from 'To Kill a Mockingbird.' It was mostly dialogue, and if you've ever read that, you know, they say things like, "I ain't never seen 'em." and shit like that... I had to say "nigger"... Said it before I realized it. It was in the dialogue. Then I stopped and was like, "Shit." (not out loud). But my teacher was just all solemnly like, "That word will be popping up throughout this book, and hopefully it won't offend anyone..." In the last ten minutes of hte period, I realized I didn't have my Japanese workbook and I needed that for a project due next Friday, so when the bell rang I went down to the Japanese room and it was shut and locked. I went out to my bus and we were barely gone and I was like, "I forgot my math book. Shit." Then my sister's like, "Oh well." and I'm like, "Yep." Life goes on. Life... CONTINUE-ETH. Anyways. So. I... Hate school. My math test, I had to know the degrees, radians, cosines, sines, and tangents, for 16 points on a circle, by memory. It was a piece of cake. There were two other pages, but if you knew the circle, you could get those no problem. I also had 3 bonus points from the game yesterday, so I say, I got 103 at least. YAY! I have a 99 in the class, too. So, I'm gonna have a 100 in the class. Party o shimasu! Anyways, I've got people to do and things to see. Who watched the Yuuyami Suicide video that I recommended? Well, you should. I don't know how to put them onto my site or I'd actually put it straight onto this page so all you had to do was click. But, go to YouTube and put in a search at the top. Yuuyami Suicide. It's hot. ^_^ ~SJ

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