Sunday, January 22, 2006

Oh my... Shadow's life is not looking up. A Look Into Your Future Life Created by dougefresh and taken 505 times on Bzoink Name Age Gender Birthdate One day you will be minding your own business when you will be fired from your pitiful meaningless job Eventually... the stocks you invested in will plummet and you will lose everything But unfortunately... you will be mauled by a shark And then... MONEY WILL RAIN FROM THE SKY BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU WILL BE ROBBED BY A HOMELESS MAN IN YOUR ATTEMPT TO ROUND UP SOME MONEY And finally.... You will fall from a building and be impaled on a flag pole Create a Quizlet | Search Quizlets | Go to Bzoink *shakes fist* This certainly will not do. A Look Into Your Future Life Created by dougefresh and taken 506 times on Bzoink Name Age Gender Birthdate One day you will be minding your own business when a magical lion will leap from the sky and grant you wishes Eventually... you will be hired as a supermodel because you developed such amazing good looks But unfortunately... you will be mauled by a dog And then... MONEY WILL RAIN FROM THE SKY MAKING YOU RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS And finally.... You will die of old age at home, happy with your loved ones Create a Quizlet | Search Quizlets | Go to Bzoink Then again, Shadow would probably like to die by falling off a building. How fun! Oh. But my future is bright. A Look Into Your Future Life Created by dougefresh and taken 506 times on Bzoink Name Age Gender Birthdate One day you will be minding your own business when a homeless man will beat you for not giving him money for ciggs Eventually... you will be sued for hitting somebodys child in the head with a model airplane But unfortunately... you will be mauled by a shark And then... YOU WILL BE SHOT IN THE FACE WITH A SPIT BALL AND THAT IS NEVER GOOD And finally.... You will live forever because somewhere along your journey you met a gypsy named Blanche who gave you "Live Forever...Juice" Create a Quizlet | Search Quizlets | Go to Bzoink Eternal life. After being mauled by a shark. Excellent. So I'll be eternally scarred gruesomely and have a shitty rep cuz I got beat up by a homeless man. How exciting.

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