Tuesday, February 7, 2006

   WOOT!

Woot! I beat Minesweeper on the "expert" setting! *dances* I guess I'm just a genius then, huh? It's funny, cuz when I play that game, I don't think. My mind just blanks. It goes into math mode or something weirdass like that... I don't ever have a shit of a clue what I'm doing when I do my math homework, either. Okay, so, random: Did I tell y'all that I got some letter from some college a while ago that said some shit about creative writing, and since it actually caught my attention, I sent in for additional information? Well, it's called Hollins University, it's in Roanoke, Virginia, which is several hours' drive from here... But anyways, that's about all the more I know... I got the information booklet thingy on Saturday but haven't looked at it yet... (I'm really into this "college searching" bullshit, aren't I?) Anyways, so, now that I beat minesweeper, I don't know what to use to distract myself while writing. I need to write up a plotline for my babies to follow. Speaking of my babies, you should hear me in creative writing. I just go on and on... It was hilarious today. My best friend wouldn't give me a sour Altoid thingy, so I took back Obsidian Butterfly from her (it's my book, I'm just kind enough to lend them to her for reading purposes) and I put it in my coat and zipped it up and wouldn't give it back and we were just short of killing each other just because I wanted a damn altoid and she wouldn't give me one. It was hilarious. You should have seen us. But she ended up giving me one after I proved that I wasn't gonna just give in and go without the damn altoid. She had a whole can of them, dammit. When my best friend won't share with me, what is the world coming to? Ultimately, it wasn't worth the stubbornness I put into it, but I did prove I have a will of iron and when I say I want a damn altoid, you give me a damn altoid! To make it all better, I decided, while sitting there with a book inside my leather coat, that if she hadn't given me a damn altoid by the end of class, I would just go to English, get a piece of gum from my other friend, and give back Obsidian Butterfly after english class, just because it's a weird, random, stupid thing to do. But, I got my damn altoid, gave back the book, AND got a piece of gum! So BOOYEAH! Another hilarious thing in creative writing: Eclipse said that if I ever have children, the only reason will be so that I can call myself The Creator. So I went into a spiel about I AM THE CREATOR AND YOU SHALL WORSHIP ME! DON'T LISTEN TO THAT CHRISTIAN GOD SHIT OR THAT HINDU STUFF OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! I AM THE ONLY GOD BECAUSE YOU CAME FROM ME! It was fun. Back to what I was saying about my babies... I went into a long, rambling spiel about how I love them and care for them and they are my children and I hug them when they're down and I feed them because nobody else will, and I love them because they're lonely guys, and I give them candy because I love them more than Eclipse loves me, and... and they're 26 and 34 years old, but they've only existed for about a month, and... and... I gave birth to them when I was -18 and -9 years old... or something like that... I guess it'd be -19 and -11... Wow, my math is fucked up... I must be on crack. Anyways, so, I don't remember why I started talking about my babies and damn altoids (they are no longer just Altoids... they are... DAMN altoids!) numa numa lei, numa numa lei... Anyways, so, tomorrow, my best friend is 16. Exactly a month from tomorrow, one of my other friends turns 17 (he acts like he's 10). Exactly one month from Valentine's Day (which is in a week--kill me if I theme my site pink for a day) is my birthday. Can you believe I've lived for nearly 16 years and only realized last week that Valentine's Day is exactly one month before my birthday? February 14th... it's exactly one month before March 14th... I guess I never made the "February 14th is Valentine's Day" connection... Nope... I think I just realized that last week as well... Phew. I'm quite the retard lately. I need to post some art. Yes. I think I shall doodle in classes tomorrow... Have you ever read Angel Sanctuary? Did you know Kurai is a girl?! I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT UNTIL MORE THAN HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK! God! And Arachne is a guy that looks like a girl and... it's just so fucked up! The stoy is fucked up, the characters are fucked up... Incest! Incest! Aaaaugh! So for my next manga purchases... Berserk 2, Diabolo 2... perhaps Angel Sanctuary 2 and Samurai Deeper Kyo 2 if I'm feeling rich... Then again, I might just hold off on all that and buy Gravitation DVD #2... Anyways. I'm so gone. It's almost 11:00 and I haven't thought up a plotline for my babies whom I love so dearly. (I almost wrote "deadly" as a typo... I do not love them deadly... that'd be like the title of a romance/crime novel/movie)... ~SJ Hon o tabenakereba narimasen!

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