Tuesday, February 14, 2006

I got cookies and candy from teachers today... YAY! I witnessed PDAs, but apparently the fat grubs were absent. Both of them. On the same day. On Valentine's Day. I wonder if they saw each other. I wore pleather pants today and got quite a few "OMIGOD!"s... Apparently, one kid said, "What the fuck?" when he saw me... It was either the pants, or my boots squeaking on the floor, or my pants squeaking somewhat when my thighs brushed together, or the combination of the three... Some people didn't even notice I was wearing them, which is understandable since I was sitting down with my legs under desks most of the day... But they clung to me like all hell, and my best friend said they kind of made me look like a skank, and yet she would buy a pair of them, so yay for that. I discovered today that if I changed it to Deathentine's Day that instead of V-Day it'd be D-Day... Yay fer that one. I got $20 for existing on Valentine's Day. My grandma sent me a card and money. How freaking awesome is that? I've accumulated sixty bucks in like, a three or so days, just because I exist, basically. I exist, therefore I get good grades and get $20 for my report card. I exist, therefore I do stupid things like write papers left-handed and turn them in, which gets me $20. I exist and today is Valentine's Day, so I get money. YAY! Now if only I could get through the rest of life like that... *sighs* Well, as it is, I have children to raise, from the exposition (birth) to the resolution (maturity)... Then, after that, they try to get jobs, and if they're successful, they go out into the real world... *wipes away tears* People will use and abuse them, or treat them reverently and love them almost like I do... But if they can't get jobs... THEY GET TO STAY HOME WITH ME AND I WILL STILL LOVE THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY FAILED! Useless kids. ~SJ But if they get jobs, then I get most of their wages. YAY!

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