Thursday, March 23, 2006

I didn't get to stay home cuz I didn't lie to my mother. I told her I wanted to skip and she wouldn't let me, just because she didn't want to lie on the excuse. Damn morals. Guess what. We're learning about Napoleon Bonaparte in world cultures, or, well, there's been a video playing about him in the classroom for the past four days and I've watched a grand total of three minutes, tops, out of the past four days... But the part I saw today was... strange. I'd been hearing something about Alexander and a war or something, but then I hear something about a letter Napoleon wrote to his wife in which he said, "If Alexander was a woman, I would make him my mistress." That, naturally, caught my attention (my teacher commented on that, "That's a great thing to tell your wife."), and I look up at the TV and lo and behold, there's a drawing up there of these two guys kissing. It took me a second to realize what it was, and I only realized it the split second before it vanished from the screen, so I turned to my best friend and I'm like, "...Was that two guys kissing?" and she's like, "Yeah." So I blink and mull over that for a minute, then I ask, "Why were there two guys kissing?" She dismissed it, so I went back to reading and asked her again in creative writing, "So, WHY were there two guys kissing on the world cultures video?" and she said something about napoleon trying to seduce the Czar of Russia so he would sign a treaty or something... And I was slightly surprised by that... When the picture was up on the screen, my teacher had just said, "Ignore that part." Lol. But, I mean, come on. How can people be so much against homosexuality when it dates clear back to Sparta, and even farther than that I'm sure. I bet cavemen had big caveman orgies in their caves. Cut me a break. Homosexuality is an inherent part of human nature. Damn Christian morals with their "any man who beds with another man is an abomination" shit... If "God" thinks it's so terrible, then why did he make it so it's pleasureable for guys to get it up the ass? Fucking contradictions. I suppose "he" made them like that so they would 'resist the temptation'... Premarital sex. Resist that temptation, bitch! See, it was easy to resist the temptation of premarital sex way back when, because people only lived to be thirty and got married when they were thirteen and fourteen years old, so they hadn't been lying in festering puddles of their own hormones for years. We'll change the topic now. I have a question. What is with the little "permalink" thingy next to the comments link now? And also, my PMs from New Years were randomly telling me they were new, so I deleted them all because it happened more than once, and suddenly one appeared the other day that was from January 27 or something. I had DELETED it and it CAME BACK! Jesus. Well, anyways, I have to go do some stuff for Japanese, so, ja mata ne. ~SJ Festering hormones.

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