Sunday, March 26, 2006

Rant of the Day

It's a little early to really distinguish this as the rant of the day, considering it's 12:18 AM and thus only about 18 minutes into the day and there's still 23 hours and 42 minutes in which to decide on a new rant topic, but this is a good one and it's currently irritating me. My mother. My mother is SOOO irritating. Like, I mean, I know she's all Christiany and stuff, and that's why she doesn't like homosexuals. So it's religious. A lot of poor shmoes have that excuse. What's irritating me right now, though, is what I'm going to call her "lack of cultural tolerance." Yes, that's right. She's dissing Japanese guys because they look feminine. She's accusing Pierrot of being girls saying they're guys. GodDAMMIT! Okay, they look a bit feminine by American standards. That doesn't mean they're girls. I told her I've seen pictures of them shirtless and she's like, "Well, aren't Japanese girls pretty flat-chested?" What a bitch! She's like, "Guys shouldn't be described as pretty. Handsome, yes. Cute, even. But not pretty." I happen to LIKE pretty guys. As for Gackt and Pierrot, I have a large amount of respect for them, as well as some amount of attraction to them. I mean, they're artists. They're pretty, they're sexy, they kick ass with their music, and they know how to drive their fans crazy. So I saw a picture of Gackt in a very interesting outfit consisting of short leather shorts and various other leather things. So Kirito wore a seriously interesting outfit in Neogrotesque that I at first thought was a skirt but turned out to be pants with a square cut out of them and fishnet stuff underneath. So Kirito wears make-up. So Gackt can do a split and lay on his leg. So they both look kind of feminine. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE GIRLS! It's called 'putting on a good show.' God. I hate my mother sometimes. She said, "There's Japanese guys who don't look like girls." Yeah?! Well there's American guys who are sexy and American guys who could cause a lot of people to die from shock just by looking at their ugly mugs. There are beautiful American women, and there are American women who look like guys. Why should Japan be any different? Japanese people are naturally smaller in frame than most Americans. Just because she doesn't like guys who can be called beautiful doesn't mean they aren't guys. She is such a judgemental bitch. "They're GIRLS," she says. "FUCK YOU!" I says! GodDAMNIT! As I was saying to my friend in an email right after my mother got me all worked up about this stuff, I can't wait until I'm 18, have my license, and don't have to live with her anymore. If I cuss her out now for being a bitch, she can punish me. Once I'm 18, she can't. I can go out and jump guys in an alleyway if I want to and all I have to worry about is the STDs. I hope I manage to go to Japan sometime and I meet some pretty guy and we make plans to get married and I bring him home to meet my mother and say, "LOOK, HE'S PRETTY! HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT!" And in her mind she'd be thinking, "Omigod, my youngest daughter's marrying a girl-man." and in my mind I'd be thinking, "And dammit, I know for fact he's a guy. Been there done that." ~SJ I love pretty guys. watashi wa kirei na otoko no hito ga daisuki desu. or something like that.

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