Monday, April 10, 2006

Somebody asked me today why I bother being different, or something to that effect. I told him it's because I enjoy getting the reactions out of people that I do. And that's part of it. The other part of it is, "different" is just who I am. I should have said, "So you'll ask me stupid questions like that." He said that even though I try to be different, it eventually catches on and isn't strange anymore. I dunno why he randomly decided to tell me this today, maybe cuz I was wearing a girl shirt, but that's not the point. I wasn't trying to be different. I never try. I just am. Anywho, I don't want to get people on my case saying, "You're pathetic with your attempts to differentiate yourself from the rest of us, you're just one more pathetic sobby little high school girl." So, I'll change the subject. Hmm... I see a squirrel! It's outside the window and it's CUTE! Oh, my neice is smart, apparently. While I was at my dad's, she was here, and my mother asked her where the fishies were, and she pointed at the fish tank and said "ook dere" (look there). Wow. So she's not stupid. All she needs is proper training, which she'll hopefully get. My friend's paper was on human trafficking ("modern slavery"), and I was reading it thinking, "Damn, if I ever wanted to get into some illegal dealings, I'd do this!" Then I got to the part where it said they can get 20 years to life, as well as fines and all their property taken away, assuming they're caught, and I just kinda stared at it then said, "Twenty years is a long time." And my friend's like, "Yeah, but they're selling people! blah blah blah!" and I was like, "Uh-huh." Thinking, "Damn. Well, you could always just not get caught..." Oh, come on. You can't tell me that with the temptation of millions of dollars a year, you wouldn't consider illegal actions. People do worse for less. But I'm sure I'll become a good, upstanding citizen of whereever I live in the future. Right? Right. Now you all are probably gonna report me to authorities... be like, "This internet chick says she's gonna traffic little boys to older men for porn!" and the SWAT team will show up at my house, and I'll be like, ah fuck. Then I'll hunt you down and disembowel you. I told a kid that I would disembowel him, and he's like, "Why? Do you want to touch my rectum?" EWWWWW! He also asked HOW I would do it and I'm like, "Uh. With a knife." I would have said with my hands, but then he would have made some other sick crack... Then I said, "Or would you rather I castrated you?" He told me I'd have to talk to his girlfriend about that. She's told me before that if I killed him, she would try kill me, but castration is another issue entirely... I forgot to ask her about it in English. Damn. Anyways, I only have a day and a half left before a five-day "spring break" so YAY for that. ~SJ I don't think I said anything much worth conflict or insults in this post, but we'll see.

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