| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | no, don't |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | no |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | a lot |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | no, don't |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | I'm fourteen and I'm not a slut. Never had sex. |
| Do you steal?: | not from stores |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | no |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | hell no |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | no |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | no |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | no |
| Do you read books often?: | yes |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | none |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | yes |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | no |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | no |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | no |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | no |
| Are you intelligent?: | yes |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | no |
| Black eyeliner?: | no |
| Black eyeshadow?: | no |
| Black trenchcoat?: | no |
| Black boots?: | yes |
| Black fishnets?: | no |
| Black nail polish?: | no |
| Cigarettes?: | no |
| Heavy metal music?: | yes |
| Marilyn Manson?: | no |
| Kittie?: | no |
| Cradle of Filth?: | no |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | no |
| Do you like to be seen as: | what? |
| Are you an intellectual?: | yes |
| An atheist?: | not really |
| Horrible home life?: | no |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | no |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | no |
| Self-mutilation?: | no |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | no |
| Big black boots?: | yes |
| Mohawk?: | no |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | no |
| Wild hair colors?: | no |
| NOFX?: | what? |
| Rancid?: | no |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | no |
| A: | huh? |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | 127 |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | no |
| Play a lot of sports?: | no |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | no |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | no |
| Are you arrogant?: | yes |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | no |
| Are you homophobic?: | what? |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | no |
| Boobs = yes?: | I'm a girl... |
| Parties = yes?: | no |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | no |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | no |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | no |
| How much did you lose?: | no |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | no |
| Make yourself throw up?: | no |
| Make-up?: | no |
| Low-cut tops?: | no |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | none of your business |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | no |
| Giggle a lot?: | no |
| What's the deal with boys?: | most are stupid |
| Thongs?: | no |
| Pretty bras?: | no |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | no |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | don't even bring it up |
| Are you a feminist?: | what? |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | sorta |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | often... even though I never wear shorts... and it's really none of your business... |
| How about your armpits?: | every day... and it's none of your business... |
| Are you emotional?: | no |
| Especially when on your period?: | no |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | both |
| Stability or Freedom?: | what? |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | huh? |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | what? |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | popular people suck |
| Unique or Loved?: | huh? |
| Understood or Individual?: | what? |
| You or Them?: | me? |
