Friday, April 21, 2006

I hate my friend. He's such a retard. Okay, me, Eclipse, him, and this other girl were talking, and this girl was saying that her friend saw this one teacher running on the track without a shirt on. This girl thinks this teacher is hot. I can admit he's cute, attractive, but he looks too much like a little boy to be hot. But anyways, so, the second she said that, my friend's like, "Hurhurr, you're picturing that." What the fuck. So I blew up on him. I'm like, "You can't read my mind. It's blank right now. Thanks to you saying sick things that put images in my mind in middle school, I've trained myself to only have images when I WANT them, or TRY to put them there." And he's just like, "Uh-huh." Then we were walking in the hall after that class and lo and behold, that teacher walks by, and after we're out of earshot my stupid friend is like, "Were you picturing him without a shirt on?" You know, there are three points on him (and most men) that are softish and very, very vulnerable. 1) His throat. 2) His stomach. 3) His groin. I typically have the urge to go for the chest, which is in the middle of 1 & 2 and would actually give more satisfaction to break through and rip out his heart, but at that moment, I wanted to plunge my hand into his stomach and rip up anything I found in there. Now what the fuck is up with being friends with people who make me want to disembowel them AT LEAST once a day. At least. If not more. And he mentioned today that I still "owe" him CDs because he gave them to me to burn him Japanese music on. He can shove it. I'm either keeping the CDs, giving them back blank but labeled (so he puts them in his stereo, they don't read, and he's like "What the fuck!"), or burning them with some of the most annoying, crappiest songs I can find on all my CDs. I have a lot of CDs. But one thing is sure. He ain't gettin' more Pierrot. He wouldn't appreciate them, and they need appreciation now that they are no more. He isn't getting L'arc~en~Ciel even though I don't really like most of their stuff, because he doesn't appreciate Hyde. And he sure as hell doesn't appreciate Gackt, either. Gackt is an extremely talented individual, and my friend is just, well... an annoying little asshole. And the more I listen to X Japan, I don't want to give him CDs of theirs, either. Even though they have too much English in their music. No way is he getting Dir en Grey, either. Polysics, we won't even go there. They're crazy, but they're so energetic and everything... You just gotta love them. Orange Range, No. Just because they're too cool, too. Even though, y'know... They're rap. I don't remember what else I put on the mix CD I gave him... Glay... No, just because I discovered that I like more of their music than I thought I did... Um... Lunasea, no, because Lunasea was my favorite band before I discovered Pierrot and also started really liking Gackt... I think that just about covers it. Thanks for helping me justify my not burning him any more CDs. We'll see how he's behaving on Monday. If he pisses me off, he'll be getting blank labeled CDs. ~SJ I hate him.

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