| WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ... |
| giraffes: | tall |
| random surveys: | uh... |
| cats that eat their own puke: | EW. |
| spider monkeys: | what? |
| monkeys in general: | blah. |
| fat people: | ew. |
| grammatical eeerrroorsz: | i make them a lot. actually no i don't. right now i'm just too lazy to put in caps. |
| ebonic: | wussat? |
| rap music: | KILL IT. |
| people who hate rap music: | GO THEM! PARTY! RAP SUCKS! |
| eminem: | Die. |
| John Kerry: | Bleh. |
| Jeb Bush: | Who? |
| Tommy Hilfiger: | Isn't that a brand of clothes? |
| me: | I don't know you. |
| your mom: | what? |
| the future of America: | Humanity's gonna destroy itself and if we don't get ridda bush, it's gonna start in America |
| the military: | shoot things and stuff |
| freedom fries: | stupid |
| Robot Jones: | who |
| anime & manga: | WOOHOO!!! |
| your life: | okay |
| school: | sucks |
| politics: | boring |
| lampshades: | shade lamps... |
| blue couches: | are okay if they go with the room |
| Coach Jones: | who? |
| RADIO!: | what? |
| Playstation 2: | I wish i had one. |
| war movies: | if they aren't cheesy and generic, they're OK |
| GOOD OR BAD? |
| Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: | never seen it |
| homosexual marriage: | don't care |
| abortion: | whatever. |
| cartoons: | yay |
| McDonald's: | EW. |
| the Atkins Diet: | sucks |
| 50 Cent: | sucks |
| Beyonce: | sucks |
| little boys who cry: | ANNOYING |
| pretty boys: | die |
| preps: | die |
| goths: | whatever |
| skaters: | what? |
| posers: | blah. |
| nerds: | glasses... pocket protectors... books... usually sissies. Right? |
| geeks: | aren't they the same thing as nerds? |
| losers: | dumb |
| stoners: | retarded. die. |
| crackheads: | retards. die. |
| illegal drugs: | should stay illegal |
| Super Troopers: | isn't that a movie? |
| ice cream: | yay |
| laptop computers: | i wish i had one |
| green plants: | isn't that normal for plants to be green? |
| plumeria: | is that a smell? |
| Bath & Body Works: | make soap and stuff. |
| Victoria's Secret models: | YUCK. sluts |
| "wardrobe malfunctions": | wus'ose? |
| WORD ASSOCIATION |
| blue: | sea |
| button: | remote control |
| zulu: | what? |
| delta: | some thing that juts into the water, isn't it? |
| tango: | a dance? |
| phonetics: | wha? |
| U.S. Marine: | JAG (the show. Mac.) |
| war: | sucks |
| peace: | sucks |
| Ghandi: | sucks |
| John Kerry: | sucks |
| George Bush: | SUCKS, BIG TIME |
| religion: | neutral |
| seven: | a number |
| purple: | a color... lilacs and stuff, right? |
| WHY |
| is the sky blue?: | cuz the stuff reflacts off the plants and the stuff and the water or something |
| are you filling out this stupid-ass survey?: | boredom. |
| do you want to be a meteorologist?: | i don't. |
| are doctors so weird?: | cuz they think they know everything but they're really dumbasses. 'least my aunt is. *shoots aunt* |
| is your aunt Greta so foxy?: | I don't have an aunt greta |
| is Austin Powers named Austin?: | i dunno. |
| is Annapolis the capital of Maryland?: | is it really? |
| do you want me to love you?: | i don't. love is bad. |
| THIS IS THE END |
| The end of the world is upon us.: | i prob'ly caused it |
| Did you enjoy this?: | not particularly |
