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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Did you know that the "Knowing Transfer of Communicable Disease" is apparently punishable by law? At least, in Minnesota it is.

Why the hell would anyone on earth want to be a lawyer or ANYTHING like that? GOD this is difficult crap to research! I think brain tumors were easier, because brain tumors weren't made up by humans! Humans are so stupid and confusing!

In order to sentence someone...
Do they have a criminal record?
What were the circumstances of their crime?
Were they on any medications?
Was their thought process hindered in any way?
If so, see section XYZ, subtitle 42000000, and make sure you blow you nose!
Are you wearing clean underwear?
Does the offender prefer fire-, or water-type Pokemon?

GAH!

And of course it's all big words...

And to make everything even BETTER, I shut my MIDDLE FINGER in the door a bit ago, and it still HURTS! SEE WHICH FINGER? *flips off the judicial system*

Bastards! Make my life easy!

*gets dragged away for contempt of court*

I think what I'm dealing with is voluntary manslaughter by reason of provocation... But the "by reason of provocation" part is something I got off a site that turned out to be talking about laws in the United Kingdom, so we'll just go with Voluntary Manslaughter right now... Which sounds awful, my precious, just awful, you didn't mean to kill that filthy bastard... You just lost it... Snap! RAWR! But... The evil judicial system wants me to put you in prison, my sweet one... This will simply be unbearable for everyone involved... Argh.

~SJ
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