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Monday, August 28, 2006


first day o' skool
The first day of school sucked, and the majority of the next nine months is gonna blow.

I'm going to have to write a novel in creative writing. Well, I don't HAVE to, but I volunteered my mortal soul by accident.

Teacher: "Who would be willing to try to write a 200-or-so page novel this year?"
Me: "ME!" *waves arm in air*

And there went my soul.
I really should get it back... If I don't have my soul, I'll have to sell my appendix and tonsils and stuff so I can go to a Gackt/Yoshiki super-band concert, and then after that, if there's anything I want to do, I'll have to start selling fat to starving people, and then some of my more vital organs (liver, kidneys, lungs...), and then I'll have to start selling sex...

So, I need to get my soul back. Because my soul is worth a lot, and I can divide it up. A little bit for a novel, a little bit for a Gackt concert, a little bit to get Angelo's first single, a little bit to win the haiku contest in Purple Sky magazine... Speaking of which, I should enter my haiku today. I haven't asked permission, but it doesn't matter. I'm not going to win, so no one will ever know I sent my real name and mailing address thru email.

My mother would slaughter me if she knew I talked about selling my soul to get to a concert, and to get a couple CDs...

This year is honestly gonna blow.

That's all. If I get a book published or if I win the haiku contest, I'll let you know so you can all buy my book or buy the magazine my haiku is printed in. :P

~sj

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