Sunday, May 16, 2004

   Woo Party!

I went to my friend's b-day party and was completely and totally tortured, but that's okay, because I survived, and I'm here and alive and I will continue to be alive until one day my enemies get so pissed they all gang up and buy a bazooka to blow off my head, and they blow off my head and it goes rolling down the hill and ends up at your front door (either that or it just falls out of the sky and ends up at your front door, if there's no hills around). That was a major run-on sentence. Anyway, so I had fun. I'm continuing my research on Zen and meditation and Buddhism, because I'm kinda going psycho and I'm gonna go all freaky this summer and turn into one of those calm, cool, collected people who meditate and sniff incense and say in a very calm voice to the dude holding a gun to their head "The world is too large a place for you to hate your neighbors" and the guy will get pissed at my freaky nonsense wisdom and calmness and shoot me (but I have to survive in order to have my head blown off by the bazooka weilding enemies.) Ooh, lookie. "Soon after his Enlightenment the Buddha had a vision in which he saw the human race as a bed of lotus flowers. Some of the lotuses were still enmired in the mud, others were just emerging from it, and others again were on the point of blooming. In other words, all people had the ability to unfold their potential and some needed just a little help to do so. So the Buddha decided to teach, and all of the teachings of Buddhism may be seen as attempts to fulfil this vision - to help people grow towards Enlightenment." Woow... Enlightenment. I still have no idea what Buddhism is. I think I need to fly to Japan or somewhere and find a Buddhist to teach me Buddhism. Then I can fly back and be all freaky-wisdomish, and have that freaky calmness that helps you have the emotionless deal and your enemies can't tell if you're scared of them or not and they get pissed and shoot you. But that's okay. See, I'm already a person who doesn't show much emotion (well, all those evil emotions like love.) So I can be like... split personalities! I can be the freaky Buddhist girl who talks wisdom to people who don't understand it, I can be normal happy retard girl who dances around singing "Fish Heads," (that's me now), and I can be evil devil girl who learns Karate and Kung-Fu and whips some ass! Woot! Yeah! And then I can have a split personality that is all psycho and emotional, and maybe I'll create these personalities and control them and get out of classes in school by going all psycho! Yes! Who's got freaky ideas in their head? ME! BOO-YEAH! Let's party! *runs away from man with gun*

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