Monday, April 5, 2004

   It's Monday Again!
Like my title says, It is Monday again, alas. Not to mention it's Daylight Savings. Pretty sad, yes?
Science was pretty boring. It was normal for once. Except for my friend Nick when we talked about magnet trains. Mrs. A was telling us about how on a magnet train it goes so fast that all you see is a blur. Nick says, "Yellow line, yellow line, yellow line, tree, tree, tree." Then he wondered if you open the window and barf, would it splatter everywhere and also look like a blur. It was so funny.
Social Studies was boring. For homework we have to draw a knight in colour. I drew my rough draft all crapily, just for fun.
What's odd about Gym is that we started a tennis unit, right when I got my latest issue of Shonene Jump on Saturday, which as you might know, has a preview for the Prince Of Tennis. Coincidence? Probably... If you're curious how I am at tennis, I SUCK! I'm much better at Mario Tennis, anywho. Before I end this subject I have a question to you. If you hit the other player with a ball, is it not your point? This one girl keeps trying to tell me it's the other way around...
Lunch is Lunch, so there's no need for detail.
Technology was so boring.
In English I got a paper back telling me to be appropriate. What had happened, was that I had written a comment that said, "Those are some gay swans" by a picture of a swan. Well it was! Stupid faggot of a swan...
In Math, we're accused of taking Palmer-Sensei's Dry Erase markers. I didn't do it, but someone did... I don't know who.
And BAnd was absolutely regualar. Yep...
And now it is time for the "Ask me" segment of our show. Since this is new, I have to go over the rules!
1.)You MUST put your problem in the subject of your E-Mail or will not read it.
2.)Don't abuse me putting my E-mail address here by spamming me. It's annoying.
3.)I don't know ALOT about HTML cods, so please don't ask me something so complex.
4.)NO GROSS STUFF! I could careless about you and you romping ways. I will on the other hand, answer to the best of my abilities, questions about pueberty. Female pueberty mind you, I'm a girl, and a young one at that, too.
So, now that the Rules and Regulations have been taken care of, feel free to "Ask Me!"
Well that's all!
Love,
Shadow Wolf

Picture of the Week:



Quote of the Week: I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass.
-Spike Speigal from Cowboy Bebop the movie.
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Sunday, April 4, 2004

   What Up, Homie?
Well, on Friday they did catch the hitman. I feel much safer knowing that, and all is well at the Pokemon Tower. Weather is still dreary where I live, though it's supposed to be srping... I don't get what's up with that. Well, next week, my daily picture will be back. Let's call it my Easter present to you fans, okay? I'm also going to start a new segment called, "Ask me." "Ask me" is about where I will post my E-mail address and you can E-mail me a problem and I will post it here, though you will remain anonymous, and reply to the best of my ability. But it can't be anything to indepth with HTML code, or anything gross. Any E-mail I recieve that does NOT have the problem in the title will be deleted. I will not be spammed!
Much Love,
Shadow Wolf
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Thursday, April 1, 2004

   April Fools!
I hate this holliday, and I was being a real fuzzball today! ^___^ First, after being tricked by simple tricks 4 times, I ran in the middle of the hall and shouted, "I'M STRAIGHT! APRIL FOOLS!" as joke of course, to get people to shut up. I really am straight. Then at lunch I tucked hair from the right side of my head behind my left ear to where it looked like a mustache. Then I took some hair and tied it under my chin where it looked like a beard, and walked around saying, "What up, homie?" It was fun! I only got to do it untill technology because my tech teacher said I had to undo it. Meh. Party pooper. Then at the locker room, to make Christin mad, I yelled at the top of my lungs, "ARE YA HAPPY NOW?!? HUH?! ARE YA?!?!" while I was smearing deodorant all over my arm pits. Then I said, "Oh wait, can't forget the arms!" and spread it all over my arms and legs. Then she said, "You're retarded." And I was all, "You're retarded!" and then the teacher got mad at me.... IT WAS WORTH IT! Well, they still haven't caught the two guys in charge for the Meth LAb and shooting yesterday. Kinda scary. The Pokemon Tower is starting to lighten up, and I got a 90 on my math test! YAY!
Much Love,
Shadow Wolf
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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

   HIYAZ!
I'm in an unusually good mood today, despite yesterday's dispute with that b****. We didn't get called to the Principal's, and she just blows me off. So fine then. But if she crosses my path, she better watch the f*** out. Today was okay I suppose, untill Math. It turns out there was a Meth Lab bust in a neighboring county, and two cops were shot and killed, and the guy got away. He still has not been caught. We went on lock down, and the principal sounded really upset. My poor friend though had to go so bad, it wasn't even funny. Everyone kept freaking out though. My teacher and I were all, SHUT UP! There's nothing going on that will affect us! But it's kind of hard to get people to settle down when there's this little dork saying, "What if he has a sniper? What if he follows us into our house? I'M SCARED!" I wanted to slap him. Anyway, that was basically today in a nutshell. Well, also the Pokemon Tower Forums is in a frenzy because someone started a flame war. I wasn't there, so.... I MISSED THE LAST EPISODE OF WHR! IT'S SO NOT FAIR!!!!! ::slams head continually against the wall::
Love,
Shadow Wolf
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004

   EXTREME EDITED LANGUAGE AHEAD!!!
Today was a very crappy day indeed! It was good up untill we played f****** kickball in 3rd period. I hate kickball. It's a gaya** sport. My friend and I didn't wanna kick the friggin thing, but at least we partcipated when the our team was on the field. What more couldja ask for, dammit!?! We didn't flat out REFUSE to play, just let people cut in front of us if they wanted to. Well, this b**** Christin tells us we have to kick the ball. We saidl, "Yah, we know. We're waitin' in line!" Then she reported us to the damn teacher. All she did was tell us to get up there. I guess that really isn't a reason to be pissed, I mean, we're supposed to participate, anyways... But in the lockerroom it got worse. My friend and I didn't dress out so we just went to get our stuff, and then the little b**** has the nerve to tells us we sweat and stink. Well, not to sink down to her level, but if we're the ones who sweat and stink so much, how come we're the ones who don't have to apply deoderant every damn hour. And then she invades my happy place, too! Band. I love band, but there weren't enough stands for everyone today. My other friend raised his hand and told the teacher we needed another stand, and they went to got one. What f****** sucked, is that Christin had to be ONE DAMN SEAT AWAY FROM ME! S***! She turned to me with her dumba** face and said, "Get a stand. RTaise your hand!" I just looked at her, and she must think I'm retarded or something so she f***** yells at me again. I felt so good when she shut up when my band teacher gave my friend and I a stand. SHE NEEDS TO MIND HER OWN DAMN BUISNESS THOUGH. At the end of band, I asked what I ever did to her and she said nothing, but I need to wear deodarant. I blew my top and I yelled at her, "LOOK! IF I'M THE ONE WHO SMELLS SO BAD, WHY IS IT THAT I DON'T STINK AT THIS PARTICUALAR MOMENT?! WHY?! BECAUSE I DON'T SWEAT LIKE F****** PIG, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE! OH WAIT, I FORGOT YOU CAN'T FIGURE THINGS OUT ON YOUR OWN. IN CASE YOU NEED HELP, I AM IMPLYING THAT YOU, CHRISTIN, ARE INDEED THE SMELLY ONE!" I had had enough after that. Usually, I'm not one to get pissed like this, but she crossed the LINE! I was NOT gonna take this. When we left, I burst into tears and reported her ugly a** to the principal, and we're gonna settle in the morning, cuz ain't NO ONE gonna talk to me that way. In ligheter news, I got a 95% on my math test! YAY! ^^;; And a 96% on my science!
Love,
Shadow Wolf

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: I sniffed coke and got ice cubes stuck in my nose!
-My friend Pikachu off the Pokemon Tower.

Please excuse my vile language today, but you have to be in my position to understand where I'm coming from. It won't happen again.... ^____^
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Saturday, March 27, 2004

   Sorry Guys...
I greatly apologize for not updating yesterday, I was wiped out. I got my report card yesterday, and it was okay, except for my math grade. It was a 65. A D... Math is not my best subject, but my MAth teacher rules none the less, and all my teachers say that my effort is commendable, and that I am a pleasure to have in class. In case you're wondering, no, I am not a suck-up. The instructors just think I'm funny, is all. Everyone thinks I am, and I don't know why. I just say what comes to mind without thinking twice. I feel like a million bucks! I was so wiped yesterday because I had went to Wal-Mart to buy... ::insert dramatic music here:: POKEMON COLLUSEUM! W00t! Go me! It is so cool, I am wrapped up in story mode. It's everything that I dreamed of for a Pokemon RPG! I haven't even touched Battle Mode yet. I feel so happy!
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Much Love,
Shadow Wolf
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