Monday, June 6, 2005

The force! Oooh...Ahhh

So, I was here thinking about Star Wars Eh? (Notta' Star Wars nerd, get that straight). So I was here thinking how the hell these "Jedi" pull off these crazy moves. Then, I realized, these bastards don't use movie power. They have real FORCE powers. No fooling, the shenaigans are real! As seen here, we can all see these jedi fighting with "Force lightning" But, as we can clearly see in this next picture, any Smoe like you and me can use the force too! Hell, I'll be nice and throw in some Wookies too

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Sunday, June 5, 2005

   I pity the fool who don't stop that jibba jabba.

Thanks for all the thumbs up on the theme. Maybe i'll improve it later, when I get the chance. :3 Sooo, everyone....What's up? Yeah, sorry, its 3:00 AM, and I have to go to church tommarow. Don't get me wrong, i'm a christian and whatnot, but I don't enjoy going to church! Its really something else, ya' know? Well, about that text box thing, I wanted a box to post text in that is longer and not so wide as to block out the image or Ichigo in the background, or to block out the words of the background picture that say: "Ichigo, or Bleach". Can anyone PM me the code for something like that, and then maybe even show me how to install it? Or you could leave it in the comment box..I don't really care which. Well, i'll update again if anything else happens, Which I think they will. I can update twice in a day right? so keep checking.

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Saturday, June 4, 2005

   Add some Bleach and a little softener.......

I'm quite sure you'll all love my brand new theme. Bleach is quite the intreasting anime, don'tcha think? Blech, today is not such a great day. I feel like playing Maple story, but then again, the one i'm in love with is madd at meehhh. I feel so horrible for not apologizing >_>; Blech, I'll try and get some screen shots of that Maple Story thing soon. Anyone got any HTML code so I could make one of those fancy box things the text goes in? I want it to have a white background, to match the Bleach thing, then again, be short, and compact, so you can see Ichigo (the character in the picture) and the words Bleach, with nothing missing. Can anyone do that for me? Ehehe..I'll check back later, and i'll try to comment.

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005

   So..little..updates...

Sorry I haven't been getting the chance to update my friends. Maple story has taken over my life. You should all play you know..>_> www.mapleglobal.com Hehehe... I love you all, and I are teh sorry for not updating! Anyway, I've been quite busy otherwise, with end of year Graduation practice (w00t..highschool!) Plus, the senior trip was great. Bikini's everywhere I went! SAY WHAT?! W00T! FOR GREAT JUSTICE, WE MUST GRAB WOMEN! (Which we did...) Although, I can't say i'm pleased with my life. I'm still trying to figure out a way to turn down this girl I don't like without her busting out in tears, Also, the same time, I'm trying to "Hook up" with another. Yep, Social life is intact, and my family life is going as slow as ever. I can't wait till summer, and maybe the new school year. I'm going to a computer specialized school. Blech, i'll post more later, when I think of them. Picture of the week

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Saturday, May 28, 2005

   The money shot // Stuff you will enjoy // THEME!!

Alright, I've got alot for you guys today. The only thing stressting me out is which pair of swim trunks i'm going to where on the senior trip, and what time i'll be getting to my friend's house tommarow. Yep, I have a three day weekend, totally about meh. Well, i've been kept entertained by such things as: What happens when you combine: A) A thief (Male) B) A victim (Female) C) A video camera D) An Elevator E) Deadly woman fighting skills? Just watch this http://daynews.ru/index.php?act=show_news&id=939751 Lastly, I'm going to give you what i've been entertained by all the time. The tales of a black man who teaches in japan. ITS SO HILARIOUS. I'm going to give you a little preview and you can copy and paste the link into your browser if you like it. The title was: My kids are perverted Ok, so I'm an assisstant teacher in three Japanese middle schools. The grade levels are ichinensei, ninensei, and sannensei. Translated this just means "1st years", "2nd years", and "3rd years", and it's equivalent to American 7-9th grades. So the kids are about 12-15 years old. For the ichinensei, they JUST started learning English. So this means they know nothing. Well, they know "Good Morning" and "I go to school by bike", but that's about it. Some of them don't even know that. It's not a bad thing, try to think about how much Spanish/French/German you knew after 3 years of it in High School. I took HS Spanish for 3 years and all I took out of it was "Yo quiero taco bell". My apologies to Mrs. Gonzalez, Ms. Kuchinski, and Mrs. Mach. You know what's kind of funny though? Some kids can't say "Good morning", but damn near all of them can ask if I have a big dick. Or, "bigu dikku" in Engrish. Y'see, Japan's an island no bigger than California, where everything is filtered. There are so few foreigners here, their only impressions of things outside of Japan comes from the media. And to be honest, they don't really give a damn about anything other than America. So yeah, try to imagine a country where the perceptions of you are created by your movies, music, and MTV. And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I'll be here waiting. ....Okay? Ok. So anyway, the whole "black men have big dicks" stereotype stretches far and wide, even to the nation's 12 year olds. Part of why I'm here is not just to kind of sort of help teach English, but to "broaden cultural perceptions". Break stereotypes, challenge preconcieved notions, all that jazz. That's good and all, but this is one stereotype I think I'm just gonna let slide. So anyway, I get asked "bigu dikku" A LOT. Every 2-3 days in fact, which is amazing considering I got asked this question about 2-3 times *in my entire life* in America. Locker room jokes aside. How do you answer that anyway? To a 12-15 year old? I wave them off and say "No no no." Then they say "Oh, sumaru dikku?" (trans. "Small dick?") and OF COURSE that's wrong so I have to correct them. It's just a no-win stiuation. On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I shit you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!" Oh hell no. I was sitting next to a 12-year old boy who kept grabbing at it, and when I told him "No!" he asked "Why not?" I wondered if there weren't some cultural bounds I wasn't understsanding, so I said clearly "age 10 years and become female since birth, then we'll talk." His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my dick, and tell him about it. That is so NOT what I meant. I wish I could say it stops there, but actually, it gets worse. Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called "Kancho." Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking. You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally. It's called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around. This happened to one of my friends, which just goes to show - don't trust anyone. I'd say the little girls are the most dangerous cause they have natural ways of lowering your defenses. I was pretty lucky. Before I came, I bought a really big, really baggy pair of pants. The kids try to Kancho...but they just have no idea where my ass is! It's beautiful! I had one kid try and find his fingers hit nothing but jean fabric and air. Yes! But I've actually gotten pretty good at dodging it, much like Spider-man I have developed a Kancho Sense that tells me where and when it's coming before it comes. I parry fingers like a pro. My record is still 100% Kancho Free. Ha! America 2, Japan 0. All in a day's work I suppose. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10578 Well, I'll post some more later More ideas for the theme are welcomed greatly. Thank you.

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Thursday, May 26, 2005

   Sleep has overcome

I'm sorry for not updating. I haven't been gone that long, but sleep has overcome. Along with finals and stuff. Nothing really happened intreastingly so, i'm going to end the post. Sadly, I know. But, I want a new theme, anyone got any ideas? If you have any .Hack pictures that'd be good for a background, please tell me. :) I need some. But, still, the theme is open for suggestion. See ya! : )

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Nothing to report

I've hit over 250 hits, nothing new to report..::sigh:: Well, I can give you the picture of a Pervert's mousepad though. See ya

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Monday, May 23, 2005

   You buy a furcoat, your sick.

Jeez, I happened to see something. I'm glad, to announce, I will never in my life, buy a fur-coat. Read part of this web-article. The full article is avaiable at the bottom. Each year approximately 10 million animals are trapped in the wild so that they can be skinned and turned into fur coats. The primary tools used by fur trappers to capture animals are the leghold trap, the body grip (Conibear) trap, and the wire snare. Despite the fact that upwards of 74% of Americans oppose the use of the leghold trap, Congress has not yet banned its use. In fact, while the trap has been banned in 88 countries, only 8 states have passed legislation to prohibit leghold traps. This is despite volumes of documentation proving that leghold traps mutilate wild animals are non-selective in what they catch, and are a danger to peoples companion animals and children. The leghold trap is composed of two metal jaws, powered by high strength springs, that slam shut on an animals' paw when triggered. The initial impact of the steel jaws causes injury, but the majority of damage is caused as the animal struggles to break free. Within the first 30 minutes of capture, a trapped animal can tear her flesh, rip tendons, break bones and even knock out teeth as she bites at the trap. Before Sweden banned leghold traps, their government carried out a trapping campaign against foxes. Of the 645 foxes that were trapped, 514 were considered seriously injured. The trapped foxes had struggled desperately to get free and over 200 of them had knocked out teeth. The foxes had knocked out up to 18 teeth as they bit the traps in an effort to escape. Imagine the agony these animals feel...they have so much pain that they are willing to loose their teeth just to try to escape. Some animals will even bite off their own limbs in a desperate attempt at freedom. The fact that an animal would severe her own limb shows how horrible the whole experience of being caught in a leghold trap really is. A study in Wheeler National Wildlife Refuge found that 27.6% of mink, 24% of raccoon, and 26% of trapped fox would actually bite their limbs off in hopes of surviving. Most probably died from blood loss, infection, and inability to hunt with an amputated limb. This study was carried out over a 4 year period and involved many trappers with varying degrees of skill. Therefore, these percentages should be fairly indicative of what happens with the various species mentioned above. Another study, conducted in 1980, found that 37% of raccoons mutilated themselves when caught in a leghold trap. Now, please tell me. Would YOU be able to buy a fur coat? http://www.mercyforanimals.org/fur_trapping.asp Now, to accompany that sad sad news, i'm providing pictures of the day o.o; MORE BECAUSE I TOTALLY MISSED MY DEADLINE LAST TIME @_@ We all remember watching old school nickoleanean (SP HORRIBLY) Which was called: Legends of the hidden temple? :) right?

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Sunday, May 22, 2005

   Corny Jokes

I was on AIM al day, and my friend was telling a couple of jokes, you might wanna hear this? XD Konetzin: One time there was a guy and a girl sitting in a car, the girl was driving Konetzin: Girl: My brakes aren't working! ShadowFaint Zero: o_o Konetzin: Guy (calmly): Merge to the left lane, the car on the left lane is cheaper than the one the right lane Konetzin: Boredom is a catalyst for stupid jokes ShadowFaint Zero: Lmao Konetzin: why did the gypsy walk funny? ShadowFaint Zero: No clue. Konetzin: he had crystal balls ShadowFaint Zero: Hahahaha! XD Konetzin: what's the opposite of a candidate? Konetzin: a cantdidntthrewup! ShadowFaint Zero: xD Konetzin: supreme corniness.. ShadowFaint Zero: Lol! ShadowFaint Zero: More >_>; ShadowFaint Zero: these are funny Konetzin: How do you moove a field of cows? Konetzin: With a bull dozer.. Konetzin: err Konetzin: *sleeping cows Konetzin: >_> Konetzin: Sorry ShadowFaint Zero: Lol Konetzin: So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!" ShadowFaint Zero: LMAO

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Saturday, May 21, 2005

Kept busy, but much love

I've been kept busy lately by E3 Live coverage on G4 Tech Tv, but i'm happy to say, that is over. :D I'm now back to meaningless searching and the stuff you love from me. I'm also here to announce my new forum :D You must join it >_> http://s11.invisionfree.com/Otaku_Level/index.php?act=idx Well, other than that, I think my life is going steady. Everythings in check from my love life to my social life, although i'm still single x_X; Pssst, anyone know any good graphics programs other than 300$ Photoshop? >_> And lastly, Picture of the week, posted early, maybe two, the other sometime later in the week to make up for last weeks delay.

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