Wednesday, March 30, 2005

   The Annoying peoples list

I found a great site with content you might like. How To Annoy People In An Elevator Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?” Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator. Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!" Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." General Ways to Annoy People Announce when you're going to the bathroom. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!") ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons. XD Thats a preview, view all content on http://www.getannoyed.com/ >_> Now for the picture of the day?

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Sunday, March 27, 2005

   T3h 1337 0|\|3$

w00t! I are full of sugar today! :) I have lots of POWAR! w00t! I feel like i could write a whole bunch, then again i'm lazy. today was a really slow day i guess, all i did was sit at home, hold out my hand and became a philsopher reading "Guide to philsophers: for Dummies" o.o... I'm not sure really to be proud or feeling like a dummy. O_o But then again I reedeemed myself with the Picture (this time its a comic) of the day! :) Joy to the Megatokyo fans, for I have manipulated the powers of the "Paint" Softwear to bring you one of my own creations! I only took the picture though, the writing and anything that looks wrong with the picture, being the talk bubbles and stuff are all mine. O_o Copyright! Eh, also if you have any pictures that you would like to see what I can make fun out of, please send them to me via Email or IM. Maybe PMs too, but I never get those. Also, Today, Me and my friends found a website that rants about Canadians. I love canadians, but.. all in all this website is funny. Its some sort of statistics about canadians. I had one friend (whose canadian >_>) read it and she was laughing so, if i offend anyone by posting this, i'm terribly sorry. http://www.suck.com/features/canada/ The good news...Next week's rant....Austrilia! o_0 I love Kangarooes. Ok Time for me to stop stalling, but lastly and all, >_> i reccomend that everyone join the online .hack//sign RPG known as altimit. http://altimit.insyderonline.com/index.php The Picture of the day (Megatokyo Comic made by Me, the characters are copyrighted by that megatokyo dude >_> hope he sees this XD )

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   Excel go sleepy time....SLEEPY TIME IS NOW OVA!!

Hey Peoples! I've managed to stay online all night! : 3 its awesome. Me and my friend Ranted about Canadian Mountees all night long yesterday XD. Although, if you look at my locale. You can see i'm using the company computer >_< If you remember what eppie it was in, the company computer is stuffed in a locker. I BARELY HAVE ANY GAWD DARN SPACE! >_<. This sites layout is really cool :) I like Kenshin :) If anyone has any Ideas, please tell :) I'm open for it. And for the pic of the post! Have a good easter! its not 12:33!! w00t!!

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Saturday, March 26, 2005

   Hard at work....

Alright, I'm not really hard at work, but me and my friend came up with alot more Pictures! XD They're all hilarious. I'm not going to post alot, but I'll show 2. And one funny I found on the internet Will post more later.

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Updates, with a hint of Lime.

Alright soldiers. -Dramatic plan music- This is project new pictures. We will start after this breifing is over. We -Slaps a bamboo stick onto a map- are here! We need to get here...do it anyway possible Men and women. I'm going to try and make pictures that everyone can laugh at : 3 I'm not sure if it will work or not though. Picture number one! Leave a Comment if you think you can come up with something to fit the subtitles too. The second thing is that the world is turning upside down : 3 I wish i could find something to bloody do to make me un-bored dammit >_<. Well, i'll post later, and i turned on comments thankfully to Miko666 >_> i forgot they were off.. Byea! More Pictures to come.

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Friday, March 25, 2005

   Non-Updates......wtf?

Too much bloody kenshin & Sleep, Thats what's been keeping me from updating so long! : ) When you look at what Cartoon network has done with kenshin and the uncut, illegally downloaded stuff.....CN Is for the wussies. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v397/MuramasaZero/Kenshin2.jpg The violence is much better in the uncut ones, with a whole lot more curses too. Plus, they try and trick you sometimes : ). Seeing as how, at the start of the eppie, a caption told me, no violence in this current eppie. Moving along, Kenshin was last seen stabbing someone through the neck. Sorry for the lack of updates, I'll try and keep these up more often. Speaking of which, i'm going to try and add a different background : ) Maybe more pictures per post to describe my moods... http://members.lycos.co.uk/jagimages/signatures/altimit.gif Also, The .Hack//sign RPG system DerangedKikyo has spent her countless hours on is finally up. If you hadn't a chance to see it at her site, you can see it here too. http://altimit.insyderonline.com/ Also, Me Kikyo, and a friend named Canti have been working on another smaller project. Your welcome to join this forum as well. http://s4.invisionfree.com/Chewy_Hamster/index.php? Ph34r t3h cut3 |-|amst3rz... Pretty much, i'm running out of things to say, but Megatokyo is now officialy one of my favorite online comics. You really should read it, Along with the comics Applegeeks, but I like Megatokyo better. "What is all this 'megatokyo' stuff anyway?" [IMG]http://www.megagear.com/images/mt-banner-04.gif[/IMG] So in conclusion, say safe : ) and only you can prevent forest fires. But ACROSS will soon own this city along with many others and soon the world! MUWAHAHAHAHA!! -Cool ending Excel Saga Music- Oh and... Today's Experiment.....Some Sucess.

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Sunday, March 20, 2005

   Evil Plans

Evil plans, to take over the world. Either that.....Or become GTZ! Great Teacher Zero! That would be a nice change of plan wouldn't it? Well, I have bookwork to do. I'll post later : )

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Thursday, March 17, 2005

   T3h Start of it

Ok, Welcome to my Otaku page. : ) I Used to Be DemonAngel Zero7, So I'm an experienced Otaku user, I'm not so good at intros though anymore. So i'll just begin with something i found online. The difference between the naruto manga and Anime : ) In silly ass form! *hand seal* *hand seal* *hand seal* *hand seal* *hand seal* spoilar no jutsu! itachi: sup kisame: i'm helping! asuma: what you fools want? itachi: that fox kid kakashi: fuck that! itachi: . . . I'M ITACHI UCHIHA, BITCH! *SLAP!* kakashi: OW MY BRAIN! (sometime later) itachi: sup kisame: i'm helping! naruto: what you fools want? itachi: you, bitch jiraiya: fuck that! sasuke: ARGH I'M ANGRY FOR SOME REASON itachi: . . . I'M ITACHI UCHIHA, BITCH! *SLAP!* sasuke: OW MY BRAIN! itachi: as i was saying . . . jiraiya: jiraiya don't play that shit kisame: you used your eyes too much itachi: . . . fuck . . . RUN AWAY (sometime later) jiraiya: let's pick up chicks naruto: . . . ok jiraiya: here's a hot technique your- uhh . . . fourth hokage thought up . . . yeah i covered that up good naruto: SWEET! (sometime later) jiraiya: sup . . . nice to see you again tsunade: sup yourself jiraiya: damn you're stacked tsunade: orochimaru said the same thing jiraiya: so, wanna be fifth hokage tsunade: given the 100% mortality rate on that occupation . . . no naruto: dumbass bitch . . . hokage is the new hotness! *rasengan* tsunade: hrmph! *finger flick* *SLAP!* naruto: OW MY BRAIN! tsunade: hrmm . . . you ain't that bad. learn that technique fully in a week and you'll get my necklace. jiraiya: DAMN THAT'S SOME FINE BLING! (a week later) orochimaru: smithers there's a rocket in my pocket kabuto: didn't need to tell me sir ^_^ orochimaru: damn i'm evil kabuto: of course sir tsunade: i'm a kill you orochimaru: oh well jiraiya: argh you drugged me you dumb bitch tsunade: . . . oops kabuto: *judo chop* you screwed now bitch! tsunade: argh . . . not quite *boob block* kabuto: oh well . . . anyway, damn naruto, you are a total scrub naruto: don't be a hater, bitch! *rasengan* kabuto: FUCKING OW! tsunade: WTF?! he learned it! naruto: I'M TEH L33T! orochimaru: oh hells no! *stab* tsunade: they kid reminded me how hot being hokage is *regen* jiraiya: don't forget about me! gamabunta: and me bitches *snake stab* manda: FUCKING OW! screw this! Orochimaru, you friggin suck! orochimaru: . . . well this didn't go well . . . RUN AWAY. (sometime later) tsunade: this hokage thing ain't half bad rock lee: my back hurts . . . and life keeps shitting on me tsunade: . . . then i shouldn't tell you . . . you have BONE-ITIS! rock lee: . . . FAWWCK! sasuke: ARGH ITACHI AND NARUTO SHOWED JUST HOW SMALL MY NINJA COCK IS! sakura: . . . god i'm useless naruto: sup guys! sasuke: ARGH I CHALLENGE YOU NARUTO! sakura: ?!! naruto: ?!! plate of apples: ?!! (on the roof) sakura: . . . god i'm useless naruto: SASUKE! sasuke: NARUTO! naruto: SASUKE! sasuke: NARUTO! naruto: SASUKE! sasuke: NARUTO! naruto: TETSUO! sasuke: KANEDA! naruto: *rasengan* sasuke: *chidori* kakashi: *ownage* water towers: *fucked up* water tower sasuke hit: *busted up* sasuke: hrmph . . . wha- water tower naruto hit: *friggin' DESTROYED* sasuke: ARGH MY NINJA COCK IS SOOO SMALL! sound 5: hey you wanna fix? the first power up's always free! sasuke: i'm listening sound 5: get the barrel sasuke: . . . oh fuck it *jumps in* tsunade: i heard that sasuke's been kidnapped by the sound shikamaru: *sigh* its so bothersome to keep showing how awesome i am tsunade: we're short handed, you need to make a team of the best . . . of what's left over shikamaru: . . . ok you guys are the least useless we got on hand neiji: *looking badass* kiba: *looking furry* naruto: *looking excited* chouji: *looking fat* sakura: . . . god i'm useless rock lee: i'd do you right now if my spine worked sound 5: oh no the leaves are catching up to us leaf team: NOW WE HAVE BATTLES ACCORDING TO OUR THEMES sound 5: first our fatties will fight! *fattie fight! both die . . . probably* spider guy: ok you're owned neiji: no it is YOU who are owned! spider guy: . . . damn *dies* neiji: getting impaled hurts *probably dies, but probably not* kiba: growl! sakon and ukon: MULTIFORM! *fighting* kiba: ouch! me and my dog are hurt! *run away* shikamaru: oh damn. another woman. *owns her summons* tayuya: grr . . . where is that hand of yours going . . OH MY! shikamaru: damn i'm awesome kimimaro: i'm such a pretty boy naruto: now we dance! rock lee: i got cured of my bone-itis! go after sasuke! naruto: sure rock lee: *shortest recorded period of public drunkeness ever* kimimaro: i will threaten your heterosexuality! *explosion* gaara: check it bitches, gaara's back in the house, we owe the leaves some payback shikamaru: *continues shadow grope* i'm out of chakra, i can't grope her tits any more! *wind blow* temari: get you cursed seal hands off my man, bitch! kiba: oh fuck i'm owned! kankuro: not quite sakon and ukon: i got you! kankuro: no I got YOU! *puppet ownage* and that's the space between the anime and the comic!

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