Thursday, March 17, 2005

   T3h Start of it

Ok, Welcome to my Otaku page. : ) I Used to Be DemonAngel Zero7, So I'm an experienced Otaku user, I'm not so good at intros though anymore. So i'll just begin with something i found online. The difference between the naruto manga and Anime : ) In silly ass form! *hand seal* *hand seal* *hand seal* *hand seal* *hand seal* spoilar no jutsu! itachi: sup kisame: i'm helping! asuma: what you fools want? itachi: that fox kid kakashi: fuck that! itachi: . . . I'M ITACHI UCHIHA, BITCH! *SLAP!* kakashi: OW MY BRAIN! (sometime later) itachi: sup kisame: i'm helping! naruto: what you fools want? itachi: you, bitch jiraiya: fuck that! sasuke: ARGH I'M ANGRY FOR SOME REASON itachi: . . . I'M ITACHI UCHIHA, BITCH! *SLAP!* sasuke: OW MY BRAIN! itachi: as i was saying . . . jiraiya: jiraiya don't play that shit kisame: you used your eyes too much itachi: . . . fuck . . . RUN AWAY (sometime later) jiraiya: let's pick up chicks naruto: . . . ok jiraiya: here's a hot technique your- uhh . . . fourth hokage thought up . . . yeah i covered that up good naruto: SWEET! (sometime later) jiraiya: sup . . . nice to see you again tsunade: sup yourself jiraiya: damn you're stacked tsunade: orochimaru said the same thing jiraiya: so, wanna be fifth hokage tsunade: given the 100% mortality rate on that occupation . . . no naruto: dumbass bitch . . . hokage is the new hotness! *rasengan* tsunade: hrmph! *finger flick* *SLAP!* naruto: OW MY BRAIN! tsunade: hrmm . . . you ain't that bad. learn that technique fully in a week and you'll get my necklace. jiraiya: DAMN THAT'S SOME FINE BLING! (a week later) orochimaru: smithers there's a rocket in my pocket kabuto: didn't need to tell me sir ^_^ orochimaru: damn i'm evil kabuto: of course sir tsunade: i'm a kill you orochimaru: oh well jiraiya: argh you drugged me you dumb bitch tsunade: . . . oops kabuto: *judo chop* you screwed now bitch! tsunade: argh . . . not quite *boob block* kabuto: oh well . . . anyway, damn naruto, you are a total scrub naruto: don't be a hater, bitch! *rasengan* kabuto: FUCKING OW! tsunade: WTF?! he learned it! naruto: I'M TEH L33T! orochimaru: oh hells no! *stab* tsunade: they kid reminded me how hot being hokage is *regen* jiraiya: don't forget about me! gamabunta: and me bitches *snake stab* manda: FUCKING OW! screw this! Orochimaru, you friggin suck! orochimaru: . . . well this didn't go well . . . RUN AWAY. (sometime later) tsunade: this hokage thing ain't half bad rock lee: my back hurts . . . and life keeps shitting on me tsunade: . . . then i shouldn't tell you . . . you have BONE-ITIS! rock lee: . . . FAWWCK! sasuke: ARGH ITACHI AND NARUTO SHOWED JUST HOW SMALL MY NINJA COCK IS! sakura: . . . god i'm useless naruto: sup guys! sasuke: ARGH I CHALLENGE YOU NARUTO! sakura: ?!! naruto: ?!! plate of apples: ?!! (on the roof) sakura: . . . god i'm useless naruto: SASUKE! sasuke: NARUTO! naruto: SASUKE! sasuke: NARUTO! naruto: SASUKE! sasuke: NARUTO! naruto: TETSUO! sasuke: KANEDA! naruto: *rasengan* sasuke: *chidori* kakashi: *ownage* water towers: *fucked up* water tower sasuke hit: *busted up* sasuke: hrmph . . . wha- water tower naruto hit: *friggin' DESTROYED* sasuke: ARGH MY NINJA COCK IS SOOO SMALL! sound 5: hey you wanna fix? the first power up's always free! sasuke: i'm listening sound 5: get the barrel sasuke: . . . oh fuck it *jumps in* tsunade: i heard that sasuke's been kidnapped by the sound shikamaru: *sigh* its so bothersome to keep showing how awesome i am tsunade: we're short handed, you need to make a team of the best . . . of what's left over shikamaru: . . . ok you guys are the least useless we got on hand neiji: *looking badass* kiba: *looking furry* naruto: *looking excited* chouji: *looking fat* sakura: . . . god i'm useless rock lee: i'd do you right now if my spine worked sound 5: oh no the leaves are catching up to us leaf team: NOW WE HAVE BATTLES ACCORDING TO OUR THEMES sound 5: first our fatties will fight! *fattie fight! both die . . . probably* spider guy: ok you're owned neiji: no it is YOU who are owned! spider guy: . . . damn *dies* neiji: getting impaled hurts *probably dies, but probably not* kiba: growl! sakon and ukon: MULTIFORM! *fighting* kiba: ouch! me and my dog are hurt! *run away* shikamaru: oh damn. another woman. *owns her summons* tayuya: grr . . . where is that hand of yours going . . OH MY! shikamaru: damn i'm awesome kimimaro: i'm such a pretty boy naruto: now we dance! rock lee: i got cured of my bone-itis! go after sasuke! naruto: sure rock lee: *shortest recorded period of public drunkeness ever* kimimaro: i will threaten your heterosexuality! *explosion* gaara: check it bitches, gaara's back in the house, we owe the leaves some payback shikamaru: *continues shadow grope* i'm out of chakra, i can't grope her tits any more! *wind blow* temari: get you cursed seal hands off my man, bitch! kiba: oh fuck i'm owned! kankuro: not quite sakon and ukon: i got you! kankuro: no I got YOU! *puppet ownage* and that's the space between the anime and the comic!

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