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Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Poland Foods, oh how you make my stomech churn..
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Hey guys, sorry I couldn't comment on anyone's post yesterday. My computer was freezing like crazy.
Also, I may only have at least 3 days of internet left, seeing how i'm moving and the connection is being cut off. :(
Still however, I may be getting Cable modem..or rather, i'm going to trick my mom into getting it. Blech, the optimum triple play package ain't that bad xD.
Anywhoo, I was scanning the internet..for articles, just so happening to deal with the holocaust. (We're reviewing the Anne Frank story in class) So I come up on "Foods of Poland", or in more detail something that was labeled "Babes of poland". Yeah yeah, don't blame me, i'm a guy ._.
Anyway, I just wanted to post a list of some foods you could find there. Nothing against the polish however. I just thought..well, It made me almost sick to hear some of these things, living in America, seeing how I eat French Fries everyday. (I AM SKINNY! w00t)
1. CZERNINA- This is freaking duck's blood soup. The book says it has a delightful assortment of prunes, raisins and spices. Can you imagine how insane the first person to ever make czernina must of been? "Oh, what a lovely day in Poland! What shall I cook for dinner? Let's see what I have... hmm...some cloves...some raisins...some prunes...oh and a BLEEDING DUCK! Perfect!"
2. BARSZCZ- We've already been over this. Neither Cracola and I will touch beet soup.
3. BUDYN CIELECY- This dish is described as "calf's brain pudding". Sounds like something in a Halloween Haunted House made out of Jello to scare you but when its all over you know that no one would actually do anything with the brain of a calf. Not so much in Poland!
4. CIELECINA Z NERKA- "Veal with kidney". Kidney of what? Do I want to know?
5. GALAREKTA Z NOZEK WIEPRZOWYCH- I don't even have a clue of how you would begin to say that. So I guess when I get to Cracow, I'll just have to say, "Pardon me waiter, have you any jellied pig knuckles today? Oh you do? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF".
6. GLOWKA CIELECA W SOSIE POMIDOROWYM- Calf's head in tomato sauce, because you know, calf's head alone and not in tomato sauce would be uncouth.
7. GULASZ Z SERC WIEPRZOWYCH- Hungarian goulash rocks my little closeminded culinary world. But this, this Polish bastardization of goulash, complete with "pork heart" cannot be good.
8. KOTLETY Z MOZDZKU CIELECEGO- Sorry, only zombies eat brains.
And No, I didn't write this.
Also, I wanna redo the theme, anyone got Ideas?
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