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Sunday, May 22, 2005

   Corny Jokes
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I was on AIM al day, and my friend was telling a couple of jokes, you might wanna hear this? XD

Konetzin: One time there was a guy and a girl sitting in a car, the girl was driving
Konetzin: Girl: My brakes aren't working!
ShadowFaint Zero: o_o
Konetzin: Guy (calmly): Merge to the left lane, the car on the left lane is cheaper than the one the right lane
Konetzin: Boredom is a catalyst for stupid jokes
ShadowFaint Zero: Lmao
Konetzin: why did the gypsy walk funny?
ShadowFaint Zero: No clue.
Konetzin: he had crystal balls
ShadowFaint Zero: Hahahaha! XD
Konetzin: what's the opposite of a candidate?
Konetzin: a cantdidntthrewup!
ShadowFaint Zero: xD
Konetzin: supreme corniness..
ShadowFaint Zero: Lol!
ShadowFaint Zero: More >_>;
ShadowFaint Zero: these are funny
Konetzin: How do you moove a field of cows?
Konetzin: With a bull dozer..
Konetzin: err
Konetzin: *sleeping cows
Konetzin: >_>
Konetzin: Sorry
ShadowFaint Zero: Lol
Konetzin:
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

ShadowFaint Zero: LMAO

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