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Saturday, July 16, 2005


   Acting with Inuyasha

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Hello all! How is everyone? Sorry that I didn't update yesterday. A couple of things kept me from doing that. I finally finished part 1 of that Acting With Inuyasha fan fic. There are at least 5 parts I want to put into the story.

Well here's the rest like I promised you. I'll put the beginning on so that those of you who haven't read it can... Enjoy!

Acting With Inuyasha (Part 1 of 5)

Inuyasha and Kagome are in the heat of battle and Miroku, Sango, and Shippo come along.

Shippo: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: *looks behind him* About time you all showed up!
Miroku: I'll handle this...Wind Tunnel!

Cricket chirps

Miroku: Ahem...Wind Tunnel...What in the? *sweat drop*
Sango, Kagome, Shippo: Stifling Laugh
Director: Cut! What is wrong with those fans?
Miroku: Not again...I don't get paid enough for this.
Inuyasha: Got that right.

Director: This is a disaster! Why do things like this always happens to me.
Inuyasha: Maybe because you’re a lousy director…
Director: Lousy? I’ll have you know that I’ll have you fired in an instance!
Inuyasha: *sighs* What ever.
Engineer: The fans have been fixed.
Director: Great, that’s good. Now places everybody. Chop Chop.
Inuyasha: Yeah, chop,chop. I’ll chop you up alright.
Miroku: Stop complaining alright.
Inuyasha: I’m tired of that guy nagging all the time.
Miroku: Well it won’t be long before we have a break anyway.

Director: Scene 3 take 2 and ACTION!

Shippo: Inuyasha! Whoa! *trips*
Inuyasha: *looks behind him* About time you…huh?

After Shippo fell, Sango and Miroku trips over him as well. Unable to stop themselves, they go flying head first on the hard ground.

Kagome: O_O Are you alright?
Sango: I am.
Shippo: Oww. My head hurts.
Director: Cut! Start it over.

Director: Scene 3 take 2 and ACTION!

Shippo: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: *looks behind him* About time you showed up!
Miroku: I’ll handle this…Wind Tunnel.

This time the wind tunnel seems to be working, but then things turn out for the worst when the fan suction is too much and pulls Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, and Sango to the fans.

All: Whoa!
Director: Cut!
Engineer: Cut what?
Director: Cut!
Inuyasha: *grumbles*
Kagome: Someone helps us!
Shippo: Get me down! I hate heights!
Sango: Will someone shut off the fans?

The engineers try to turn off the fan, but instead of turning it off they put it on full power.

Inuyasha: That’s not off you idiot!
Kagome: TURN IT OFF.
Sango: Miroku don’t just stand there do something! Huh?

Sango and the others see Miroku flirting with one of the crew members, cracking jokes and all.

Sango: MIROKU!
Shippo: I don’t think that he can hear you.
Sango: huh? I can’t here you!
Shippo: *yells* I said that that he can hear you!
Sango: What?
Shippo: Forget it!

Miroku: Before I leave I need to ask you one question. Will you consider bearing my children?

*SLAP*

Shippo: That’s gotta hurt.
Miroku: So I take it that’s a no.
Inuyasha: Hello! Miroku GET US DOWN FROM HERE!
Miroku: Right, coming!
Director: This is a disaster! Shut off the main power.
Engineer: If you do that, you’ll take out 10 city blocks!
Director: I don’t care just do it!

In the meanwhile Sesshoumaru, Koga, and Naraku are just taking a little stroll around the studio and see Inuyasha and the others stuck to the gigantic fan.

Koga: Take a look at this.
Sesshoumaru: Stifling laugh.
Naraku: Like flies to flypaper
Koga: Let me guess, too much starch on your clothes?
Inuyasha: Give it a break will ya? It’s the entire Directors fault!
Koga: I do blame them for the things that have been happening around here. Remember when I was running and they had me spinning around in circles?

*Flashback*

Koga: See ya later mutt!

Koga runs off and starts spinning circles.

Koga: Stop this thing will ya?

*End Flashback*

Naraku: I remember I couldn’t stop laughing.
Director: Hello everyone! Having a good day to day so far?
Inuyasha: Do you see me up here! Does look like I’m happy?
Kagome: Hurry and get me down! I’m starting to feel nauseous.
Inuyasha: Just don’t throw up on me.

While everyone is sitting here talking and or arguing, Sesshoumaru pulls out his T-Mobile picture phone and his sidekick and takes pictures of Inuyasha stuck to a fan and sends it to all of the cast members

Sesshoumaru: *Wishfully thinking* everyone is going to get a kick out of this. But what to do now that Inuyasha is vulnerable? Should I take the Tetsusaiga now that he can’t fight? Or?

All of a sudden the lights go out and everyone is screaming and hollering. Inuyasha and the others fall off of the fan. In the darkness, nothing but chaos erupts.

Sango: Where is everyone? *feels something on her* Hyah! *beats whoever with the Hiraikotsu*
Sesshoumaru: *Wishfully thinking again* Or should I take it while he’s unaware of where I am? *disappears*

Sesshoumaru comes behind someone and takes their weapon/possession

Naraku: Suffer Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Where are you Naraku? Show you self you coward!
Kagome: Inuyasha?! *clings on to someone*
Shippo: Kagome? Sango? Miroku? Inuyasha? Where are you?
Miroku: Sango? I didn’t you had light and fluffy skin.
Koga: Where in the hell am I going? *cling* whose on me, get the hell off of me!

The lights finally come back on after 15 minutes of being in the dark. Everyone looks around to see what they had done. Sango had beaten Sesshoumaru in the head with her Hiraikotsu by accident assuring it was Miroku. Naraku and Inuyasha had really been going at it, but Inuyasha tries to attack him wielding a fake Tetsusaiga. Kagome is hanging on to Koga. Miroku accidentally touched Sesshoumaru, thinking that it might have been Sango’s soft, supple skin and Shippo is just standing there looking at everyone in total confusion.

Inuyasha: Where is my Tetsusaiga?
Naraku: *disappears*
Koga: Hi Kagome.
Kagome…uh…Hi Koga.
Sango: I’m sooooo sorry about that Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru: No offense taken, I understand that you thought I was that perverted monk right there.
Miroku: If that wasn’t Sango I touched then that means…*thinks* NOOOOOOO!
Sesshoumaru: At last! I Found the Tetsusaiga!
Inuyasha: Give it back!
Sesshoumaru: Finders keepers, Losers weepers.

Inuyasha charges at Sesshoumaru and tries to get his Tetsusaiga back. While they are fighting everyone is having bets on who is going to win.

Kagome: Who do you think will win?
Koga: I say Inuyasha…

Director: Alright stop all of this and lets get back to work.
Sango: Well you heard him, time to get back to work.
Director: I need Sesshoumaru and Koga to please go to the next set.
Koga: Sure thing. This is the second time we had to part like this *grabs Kagome’s hands*
I promise that I’ll be back shortly.
Kagome: *sweat drop* sure. ^_^;;

Koga: Sesshoumaru, let’s go.
Sesshoumaru: *throws the Tetsusaiga to Inuyasha* I can’t believe that you thought that thing was your Tetsusaiga.
Inuyasha: What do you mean “you thought that thing was your Tetsusaiga”?
Sesshoumaru: I don’t have to explain myself. *leaves*

Director: Ok places everyone.
Miroku: this time, just let me use my REAL Wind Tunnel
Director: ok, just get in place.

Finally, everyone gets in place and redo the scene. (Skip the part) *Just look at beginning*

Miroku: Wind Tunnel!

As Miroku sucks up the supposed to be demon, He accidentally sucks Inuyasha half-way through his wind tunnel.

Kagome: Inuyasha!! Are you all right?!
Inuyasha: grrr!! I’m getting sick and tired of this!
Miroku: will someone get him off of me, rather out?!
Inuyasha: *looks around Miroku’s wind tunnel and sees something*
Inuyasha: hey! So this is where my last pair of Underwear went! Miroku! I’m gonna hack that hand of yours OFF as soon as I get out of here!
Miroku: the only problem is when.
Director: this is a complete Disaster!!! I Q U I T!!!!!
Sango: you cant just quit on us now.
Shippo: yeah! I haven’t even got paid yet!
Director: oh you want pay? You wont get a cent until you finished this whole episode
Shippo: does it look like I have a choice in the matter?

Inuyasha finally gets out…. About 2 days later. They finally finished making the last episode of the season. And it got great hits from the BLOOPERS aired on TV. Stay tuned for part 2 of this exciting SAGA.

TO BE CONTINUED...

I know it's a very long part but I tried to make it more fun as possible. Hope everyone has a good weekend!

Dewa Mata

~Shadow


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