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• Reaching junior year in high school, getting the position as Saturn on the Megaman V Team, the Cosmic Gladiators, forming a Megaman X5 Team named Critical Mass and being a member of theO for more than three years (over three accounts)
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Joke time
Well, I expanded my front page to three posts so I don't have to copy and paste the Fantasma Cidade breifin' so much. We had nothin' but subs after lunch yesterday, so we sat around in the back of the class tellin' jokes. I'm not that good at comin' up with jokes, so let me just pass on a couple:
A newlywed couple's on a golf course not to far from a big mansion. The man's a great golfer and he lands it on the green, but his wife sends the ball flyin' and it smashes a window in the mansion. So they knock on the door and go in to find out where the ball went, and they see a man relaxing on a couch in the room where they find the golf ball. So they say "Sorry for breakin' the window," but the man on the couch says "Actually I should be thanking you. I'm really a genie and that ball knocked over and smashed my lamp and I'm free. I'll grant three wishes but only if you can each get one and I keep the third to myself." So the couple agree the man wishes for a pricy mansion in every country in the world the genie snaps his fingers and it's done. The woman wishes for a million bucks in every bank account in the world the genie snaps his fingers and that's done too. Now the genie says to the man I'f you don't mind I'll take your wife. The couple say that since they've each been given such great things they can go through with this so the genie goes with the woman into another room. The genie asks how old is your husband and the woman replies 31. So then the genie says: "He's 31 and he STILL believes in genies?"
And I gots another (It's a stereotype one, I know)
There's three construction workers workin' on a skyscraper, a Brazilian one a Chinese and a blond guy. They're eatin' lunch and the Brazilian says "Feijoada again? That's the ninth day in a row! If I have to eat feijoada one more time I'm gonna jump off that girder up there." And he points some 300 feet above his head. The Chinese says "Rice for the twelfth time? I'm jumpin' of the same girder if I get rice again." And the blond opens his lunch and says "Not another ham and cheese sandwich. If I gotta eat another one of these tomorrow I'm jumpin' off there too." So it turns out they all get the same lunches packed the next day and they all take the leap of faith. And at the funeral the Brazilian guy's wife is cryin' her head off. "Ai, if he didn't want any more feijoada he couldv'e just told me." And the Chinese man's wife says "And I wish he'd told me he was sick of the same rice every day." Oddly enough the blond guy's wife isn't cryin' quite so much and the other women stare. And she says: "What? Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
I hope y'all like 'em. There's only a couple jokes I remember like this but if y'all have any I wanna hear them. So report with a good joke if ya have some, and til next time this is the Sarge relievin' ya. DISMISSED!
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