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i cannot believe this. i shouldn't be allowed to touch them. i WOULDN'T touch them, if they weren't the only fucking way i can talk to the love of my life. i think once we're together i'll renounce computers for the rest of my fucking life.
so... juuust less than half a year ago i get my dad's old computer, fairly new, after my old one died of unknown causes and even the people at the computer repair place couldn't figure out what the fuck happened to it, it was doing such wierd stuff. in fact, every fucking computer i've ever fucking owned has crashed and burned from some wierd cause that even professionals (and even my DAD, for christ's sake) cannot identify. i am some sort of freaking GREMLIN. i DESTROY computers without even fucking knowing how i DO it.
so...
just an hour or two ago, i was downloading some new virus protection (norton was giving me hell and i decided to hell with IT, i'll get mcafee instead) and just getting ready to install it when i accidentally bumped a few keys in the vicinity of the "enter" key with my hand, while reaching for the mouse. immediately it started ending all my programs, shut down, and when i tried to turn it on again, came up with a screen that basically told me it didn't know what was wrong but that i'd have to figure it out myself. after trying numerous options of how to restart the computer and having all of them fail, i called my dad, who's a pretty good authority on computer fuck-ups of all kinds. he'd never SEEN the fucking thing before, had no idea what was going on. tried a few things; they didn't work either. so now my fucking computer's gone to hell, we're going to have to take it in to the same repair place that just wiped my last one clear of everything and lost all my files (i STILL don't have my files completely backed up, god damnit!!!) and i have to use my mom's computer whenever she's off it, for the time being.
can you say.... NAIA IS SCREWED.
i'm gonna lose those same files again because whenever i try to back up my files something either very distracting or very catastrophic happens, and so, i did not back those up. i am SO. FUCKED.
i wouldn't be so upset, except, AGAIN, i depend on the internet for LIFE, if i can't get on i can't talk to gabe. and right now i'm at the mercy of mom and whether she's working or not; gabe and i get to talk few enough times as it is, and now if she's working i can't talk at all.
i'm so fucking screwed.
i don't even know if the computer place can fix it. i always cause problems that take them weeks and that they can never really remedy. unless you count wiping the whole fucking thing clean, and i have so many programs and crap that i have to use, it'll take me weeks to get it back even CLOSE to how it was.
i fucking HATE computers. i HATE them. somebody get me a plane ticket to quebec and i'll NEVER touch one again.
GOD DAMN YOU MICROSOFT! SHRIVEL UP AND DIE, BILL GATES! I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL!!!! ESPECIALLY VISTA, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE IT, THANK THE LORD ALMIGHTY, BUT I'M STILL SCREWED.
oh yeah. and vista is evil. and when you buy a new computer, you have to get it with vista. it's the only operating system that's available anymore, no matter what kind of computer you get. we're all in deep shit. vista is designed to ruin your life and take over your stuff.
anyway, have an absolutely great day, and don't forget that plane ticket, aright?
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