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Saturday, August 19, 2006

the matt vs. naia faceoff.... also known as bar-backer vs. hostess
ok so
at the pub tonight i spent most of my time arguing with the bar-backer
it was sort of interesting anyway-_-

matt: *saunters up to the hostess podium like he does when he's got nothing else to do and points to a tea pitcher* dude when i get my first beer they're gonna have to give it to me in something that size
me: oookay
matt: or bigger
me: we're gonna have to drag you out by your ankles.
matt: NAAAHHH, you won't even be able to tell the difference!
me: uhhhh-huh.
matt: and think of how high my tolerance will be by the time i'm 21!
me: how old are you anyway, matt.
matt:
me: how old?
matt:... fifteen.
me: god.-_-

a little while later-

me: matt, i need you to fold some silverware
matt: you know what the answer to that is
me: *dangerous look*
matt: do it yourself.
me: *growls*
matt: *slaps me on the shoulder* i'll cover for you up front.
me: *reluctantly goes to fold silverware*
me: *finishes silverware and goes up front*
sooo, how are you at HOSTESSING, matt?
matt: i am EXCELLENT. i seated everyone IMMEDIATELY, unlike YOU.
me: well luckily for YOU your BAR-BACKER wasn't LAZY and did the SILVERWARE for you so you didn't have to RUN BACK AND FORTH!
matt: *strokes imaginary beard for a couple seconds* i see no connection between the two. but the fact is, I TRUMPED YOU!
me: nooooo dear, the fact is, WE NEED MORE SILVERWARE, so get in that kitchen and FOLD LIKE THE WIND! *shoves matt toward kitchen*
me: *seeks out matt a little while later* i need to ask you something.
matt: ask away.
me: if in fact anybody DID ever come through the door while you were up there, did you put them on the map and in the hostess book?
matt:...nobody came in.
me: i THOUGHT so. *smug look*

NAIA SCORES!

later matt leaves naia to do all the silverware herself and goes home.

MATT CHEATS!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
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