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Tuesday, January 16, 2007


   You Are about as straight as a Rainbow. With unicorns on it. ^.~
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Time: 6:04 a.m.(Or that's what the school clock says, its probably around 9:04 a.m)
Mood: Frustrated/Happy/Stressed
Listening To: OMG THE BUZZING IN MY EARS HURT! D:


Me: OYFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< -rampage about-

Jean-Claude: Mon amour, did they take your mobile phone as well.

Me: o.O; Jean-Claude? Where's Sesshomaru and Naraku?

Jean-Claude: -shifty glance- Er...with...your Fib, ma chere.

Me: OH. Ok, YES! THAT is EXACTLY why I'm OYFGing about. D: Stupid school taking my cell phone, causing me to get sick over stressful situations, I should SUE!

Jean-Claude: ...But...Ma cher-

Me: -throws her pocky stick at him- NO! Don't say I should not blame the school because I have too much computer time! I WILL SUE!!!!! Dx

Jean-Claude: ...-grumbles- Silly little American...

Me: WHAT?! I'll show you Silly, NO SEX FOR YOU!

Jean-Claude: -pause- ...QUOI?! (What?!)

Me: You heard me. xP

Jean-Claude: MA CHERE. If you will not give it willingly, I shall take it. >:D -stalk-

Me: O.O;;;; -slid to him, and clung- Ok Ok. You can have it. JEEZ.

Jean-Claude: *thought: Everytime, ma chere, you fall for that.* -fanged grin- Anything else happen ma chere?

Me: MHMM. I met a guy online last night that was into Bondage and EdgePlay.

Jean-Claude: O.O;;;;; Edgeplay? MA CHERE THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR SOMEONE WITH AS DELICATE SKIN AS YOU.

Me: But...Jean-Claude...you bite me...-she pouted- What's the difference?

Jean-Claude: Plenty. Edgeplay...is...dangerous.

Me: Not if its done right. Besides, I think being cut while having sex would just add to it. D: You only bite me during sex.

Jean-Claude: shhhh, not so loud ma chere we are in public.

Me: >.< Oh right. Anyway, yes, I met a guy, and he is awesometastic...but he lives in Oregon. D: Always so far away. He's hot though. ^.~ And really, that's all there is to know today. So I shall bid you adieu and I am scuttling off with my rainbow-squishing lover. ^_^

Jean-Claude: Does that make me a unicorn then? -eyebrow raise-

Me: No you whore. Makes you my LOVER. Durka Dur.

Jean-Claude: Ah, you flatter me ma chere. Calling me a whore is always so sweet when you say it.

Me: ...I hate you.

-they both bow and slid out-

*NOTE* (Sorry if that wasn't entertaining, I was bored. D: )

~Shadow~

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