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So, once, the little was playing Uncle Wiggly!! And something went wrong!! KILLER BEES!! You don't know what a rash is!! Look at my thighs! A million cows came flying in from within the void!! I hate this fucking commercial!! Banana Quick!! I miss Banana Quick! The zoo chases me, but they won't win!! So, she's playing Uncle Wiggly and her diaper needs changing, cuz she's 87 years old, and there's bits of carrots in it, and a scary BABOON!! FLY! Carbon blood factory Ovaltine hump!! Stand back from my funky self!! You think, but you're not plywood. I love you, my good old-fashioned lover boy.