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Saturday, February 11, 2006


   This is sooo funny
I got this in an e-mail and thought you guys might get a laugh out of it.
(Don't think I'm evil or anything cuz of it though. It's not like it actually happened. If it had I would give that guy a peice of my mind and my fist. *nod, nod*)


> > THE SUPER BOWL TICKET
> >
> >
> > A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As
> > he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is
> > sitting in the seat next to him.
> >
> > "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
> >
> > "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their
> > right mind would have a seat like this for the Super
> > Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not
> > use it?"
> >
> > He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I
> > was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed
> > away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to
> > together since we got married in 1987."
> >
> > "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
> > couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative,
> > or even a neighbor to take the seat?".
> >
> > The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the
> > funeral."

Quote:
"Your own words are the bricks and mortar of the dreams you want to realize. Your words are the greatest power you have. The words you choose and use establish the life you experience."
-Sonia Croquette

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