Tuesday, October 3, 2006

   How stupid am I?........

How stupid are you?

[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door

[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[X] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I’ve seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I’ve told a cop to feck off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. (I know.....I'm stupid ^^)

[X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I’ve caught myself drooling. (I was thinking about hot guys )

[ ] I’ve accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can’t help but laugh. (oh come on...)

[ ] I’ve turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.

[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (I know, cuz I did it...)

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow (It worked before...)

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. (a better question is....who doesn't?...)

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (only when I'm pissed off and scream)

[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (ewww no...)

[X] I’ve used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I’ve jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[ ] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if I don’t.

[ ] I’ve done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I’ve ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I’ve ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk.

[x] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (all the time)

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[X] My friends like me because I’m fun to laugh at. (even I laugh at me...)

[X] I tilt my head to the side when I’m confused. (then my friends hug me and call me cute...O.o)

[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about.

[X] I’ve fallen out of my chair before. (technically I was pulled out of my chair...then once someone sat in my lap and the chair broke ...)

[x] When I’m lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (It's a poet thing.....we're all insane...look at Poe...)

Multiply your answer by 4 and thats how stupid you are...

68% ......T_T.....not suprising....
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