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Monday, May 2, 2005


Week? Stuff?
Shigatsu:This week has been so busy... I have had company all week!
Sephiroth:Yes, it was hard work...
Shigatsu:But now we can rest! REST!
Sephiroth:I"ve almost forgoten the meaning of that word...
Shigatsu:Me too....
Diary From Dog And Cat


>EXCERPTS FROM THE DOG'S DAILY DIARY

>8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

>9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

>9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!

>10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

>11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

>12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

>1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!

>4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

>5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

>5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!

>6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

>6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

>

>EXCERPTS FROM THE CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

>

>Day 283 Of My Captivity.

>My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

>They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

>The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild

>satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

>

>Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my

>captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost

>succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to

>disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself

>to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.

>Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to

>make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into

>their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little

>cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

>

>There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in

>solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell

>the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY

>power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my

>advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe

>snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to

>return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got

>to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he

>reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room,

>his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

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