Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias

Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)

Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Well, that glorious day has finally arrived!!!!!!!! That is...............IF YOU LIVE IN JAPAN!!!!!!!!! Yes, my dear friends, Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children is on sale on the streets of JAPAN. And you know what? There isn't a damn thing we can do about it. Know why? Because Square-Enix have their asses covered, EVERY WHICH WAY!!!!

Believe me when I say this, it's hard to find a bigger FFVII fan than I am. I have scourged every inch of this big 'ol internet, making my way through Japanese, French, Spanish, and German sites, searching, and hoping, to find that one glimmer of light where I could import the Advent Children DVD. Alas, up until yesterday, I had found but one thing for import: The Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children ULTIMATE Collection. Priced very nicely, at $399, quite an affordable price for the average American *coughcough*.

Now, I said earlier that Square has their asses covered every which way, and here's my proof: Yesterday.........I FINALLY FOUND JUST THE DVD FOR IMPORT. There are 2 issues, though. First off, let me talk to you about import anime, which come on DVDs (just stick with me, I've got a point). Depending on where you buy them from, you can usually find import anime fairly cheaply (All 12 episodes of Hellsing for $12, the ENTIRE series of Evangelion + the movies for $39.99). Heck, just DVDs imported aren't all that expensive (Ayumi Hamasaki Live for $7.99). So tell me, then, WHY IN THE FUCK IS THE ADVENT CHILDREN DVD $59.90?!?!?! FOR JUST THE GODDAMN DVD!!!!! And you know what? That isn't even the half of it!!!!! There's still shipping!!! AND if you want it to ship BEFORE they release the fucking movie here, you've gotta shell out an extra $20!!!! You wanna know what's even a BIGGER clincher? Back to import anime/DVDs from Japan. So far, EVERY SINGLE DVD I'VE IMPORTED has been region coded "0", meaning it can be played on ANY DVD player. Well guess what? Miraculously, Advent Children has been coded "region 2", meaning, that unless you happen to have a DVD player that can convert regions, YOU AIN'T WATCHING THE DAMN THING!!!!!

Ladies and gentleman, the verdict is in: SQUARE-ENIX HATES THE UNITED STATES

HOWEVER, my dear dear friends......not all hope is lost. If you're like me, and you're on the verge of death just trying to know WHAT HAPPENS in the movie, then you are in luck. I BRING TO YOU ALL: A COMPLETE OVERVIEW OF FINAL FANTASY VII: ADVENT CHILDREN, FROM BEGINNING TO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OBVIOUSLY, this thing is 200% SPOILERS!!! In basic terms, its like reading a book on the movie, written by a fan who saw the theatrical premier. Hell, the guy even has QUOTES from the movie. I warn you one final time, DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ENTIRE MOVIE, FROM THE OPENING TO THE CREDITS!!!!!

And with all that said, I'm done ^___^ Have a lovely day everyone. I love you all ^^ - Triple J

P.S. There shall be no more Asuka pic of the day, to make way for something new tomorrow......or whenever I feel like it ^^
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