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• 1991-03-05
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• South of the Mason-Dixon Line. The southern half of the USA
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• 2006-04-30
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• high school student
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• lacey
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• i'm an expert on kitsune mythology.
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• i've been an anime fan since i was just a little kid. Starting off on animes like Sailor Moon.
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• Yu Yu Hakusho , Inuyasha , Hellsing! I love anime that involve spirits, demons, ghost, vampires, paranormal, and supernatural. I'm a big freak i know but that's just my thing. And I do consider another of my favs to be Elfen Lied. I have a new fav Utawar
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• First goal, become the world's best known physic. Second goal, become physic.
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• Watching anime, hiking, collecting humorous bumper stickers, and listening to police scanners, day dreaming
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• Drawing and telling amazingly corny jokes that no one but me laughs at^^ i do consider one of my best talents is my ability to totally escape reality in my elaborate day dreams
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Thursday, June 29, 2006
Things that tick me off. sorry about the cussing but it wouldn't be as funny with out it. So you have been warned. contents may offend the easily offened.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
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